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Bike rides and drugs are meant to be

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Jahburn
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For graduation I got this new bike. And have been experimenting with combinations of Lsd and MDMA, Shrooms and just smoking pot and biking. I have come to like riding on LSD the best. All the colors are so intense plus I feel like i am controlling a hang glider flying through the sky at 1000 mph trying to doge people on the bike trail with unlimited energy. My plan Is to ride up to mt rainier this summer with a friend while jedi flipping. It should be a great time.
Jun 23 2012 11:48PM
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edai
Posts: 4990 - Karma: 4,677
You should try riding on the streets maybe it'd feel like you were in Star Wars!
Jun 23 2012 11:51PM
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GORILLA.
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you're a fucking alias.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 23 2012 11:51PM
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GratefulDead
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Mr hoffman! how was the trip?
Jun 23 2012 11:52PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
if you keep saying this i swear to god i will find you and kill your silverback ass.
Jun 23 2012 11:54PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
had a fantastic date with lucy the other day and my friend and i longboared alll around it was magical
Jun 23 2012 11:55PM
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Flacko
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Jun 23 2012 11:57PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
come at me you pussy.

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Jun 23 2012 11:58PM
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GORILLA.
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-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 23 2012 11:59PM
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Jahburn
Posts: 257 - Karma: 32
Im red leader.
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On a side note monday Im watching star wars the empire strikes back on shrooms to prepare for the Hobbit premiere on acid.
Jun 24 2012 12:01AM
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84891jnf92048
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Jun 24 2012 12:01AM
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cwphoto
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Jun 24 2012 12:02AM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
nsfw bitch ass

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 24 2012 12:04AM
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EricaMN.
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Jun 24 2012 12:10AM
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cwphoto
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Jun 24 2012 12:12AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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inb4 ban
Jun 24 2012 12:12AM
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DayMan
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I don't know if you're trolling or not, but if you aren't, that sounds like a fucking awful idea.
Jun 24 2012 12:15AM
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gotti
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well this thread spiraled out of control
Jun 24 2012 12:16AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
red pandas are awesome.
Jun 24 2012 12:45AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Jun 24 2012 12:47AM
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B-WASS
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Jun 24 2012 12:57AM
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Jahburn
Posts: 257 - Karma: 32
Bike while shrooming then tell me its an awful idea.
Jun 24 2012 1:00AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Jun 24 2012 1:01AM
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cwphoto
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Jun 24 2012 1:17AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
"Rustling Jimmies" is the least funny term ever. Its just such a bad sounding thing to say.
Jun 24 2012 1:31AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Your mother is a whore and your father smelt of elderberries.

P.S. you could stand to lose a few pounds.
Jun 24 2012 1:37AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
I enjoy this thread
Jun 24 2012 1:38AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
After scrolling down this thread, I completely forgot what the OP said. Mission accomplished NSG.
Jun 24 2012 1:52AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I feel like that is just not needed. Low blow.
Jun 24 2012 1:55AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
shut up fatty
Jun 24 2012 1:58AM
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bo0b
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I will kill your family. I have the time and resources. And I am not fat, just humorously weighted.
Jun 24 2012 2:01AM
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k-rob
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you are chubby and fat and my family is made up of mercenaries and assassins, come at us.
Jun 24 2012 2:03AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Chubby and fat are two different things, can't really be both. And I will come at you with the force of a thousand seas
Jun 24 2012 2:04AM
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k-rob
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no you're both.
Jun 24 2012 2:06AM
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maynaiseman
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yeah but, he's black...
Jun 24 2012 2:09AM
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bo0b
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Your mother had sex with a fat chubby person.
Jun 24 2012 2:10AM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
Sounds like your jimmies are rustled
Jun 24 2012 2:15AM
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Amadeus.
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Jun 24 2012 2:18AM
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Wallisch_pl
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.:this:.

Also have fun getting hit by a car/pulled over by the police
Jun 24 2012 12:09PM
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B-runge
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idk about any of those drugs but pot and bikes are like bread and butter
Jun 24 2012 12:11PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
thread of the day

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 24 2012 12:20PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
are jediflipping and candyflipping the same thing
Jun 24 2012 12:37PM
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.ZT.
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please just add 'GORILLA OUT' in your signature, thanks

Also relevant?

Jun 24 2012 12:41PM
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Jahburn
Posts: 257 - Karma: 32
Shrooms LSD and MDMA. Candyflipping is LSD and MDMA
Jun 24 2012 12:41PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
hahahaha that may be the funniest video i have ever seen
Jun 24 2012 12:45PM
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theabortionator
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I like morton flipping


Jun 24 2012 12:45PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
i lost
Jun 24 2012 12:47PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
Once you add that to you sig and stop typing it every time you post, it might be slightly less retarded.
Jun 24 2012 12:53PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
- TRUTH, OUT
Jun 24 2012 12:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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yes
Jun 24 2012 12:55PM
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accualyisdolan
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k new question wtf iz morton flipping
Jun 24 2012 12:57PM
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