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So i went out to ski my summer setup and found this satanic bastard

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yeahno
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DAWWW!!!


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wat do
Jun 22 2012 5:11PM
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roddy116
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eat it
Jun 22 2012 5:13PM
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Uah
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Bring it water and sustenance and wait for the mother. If the moms a no show, then teach the wittle baby to shred snow with you.
Jun 22 2012 5:15PM
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derekstreesv2
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Smoke it out and send it back into the woods.
Jun 22 2012 5:16PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Jun 22 2012 5:16PM
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TRASHY.
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:O
Jun 22 2012 5:17PM
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yeahno
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fraid some parent deer in the woods is going to stomp my ass if i go closer
Jun 22 2012 5:19PM
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eldridge
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pee on it to mark it with your scent, then domesticate it, then walk it on a leash
Jun 22 2012 5:22PM
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TheButterHashira
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Tie it to ski setup and fatten it up?
Jun 22 2012 5:23PM
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EricaMN.
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sacrifice it
Jun 22 2012 5:23PM
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Lansfield
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OMG KEEP IT
Jun 22 2012 5:27PM
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Sno.
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do what that other kid did....put it into a little doggie messenger bag and carry it around to the mall and water park and other places. Then practice putting makeup on it and laugh.

Then once you've had enough take it back outside and abandon it for the mother to come find.

Jun 22 2012 5:28PM
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yeahno
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no dats mean. imma just wait fo the madre to come back i hope she does cuz there are coyotes here
Jun 22 2012 5:29PM
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Sno.
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meter broken?

...but sounds like you've got a good plan.

Jun 22 2012 5:31PM
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maynaiseman
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You're going to want to immediately have sex with it.
Jun 22 2012 5:32PM
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ALaw
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Just remember to wear a rubber dude. Lyme disease
Jun 22 2012 5:33PM
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orangecrush23
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IF YOU RIASE IT OR EVEN KEEP IT ENCLOSED IN YOUR YARD, ITS A $5000 DOLLAR FINE FROM FISH AND GAME.
Jun 22 2012 5:37PM
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yeahno
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so worth it
Jun 22 2012 5:44PM
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Skibumsmith
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keep shredding! i'm sure it won't mind.
Jun 22 2012 5:48PM
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k-rob
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yeah this
Jun 22 2012 5:49PM
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yeahno
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when i first walked up to the setup, there were 2 boards leaned up on the side of the setup and i didnt see the deer so i smashed them in a manly rage, then felt horrible because i scared a fawn :3
Jun 22 2012 5:52PM
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Backyard.Skier
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ohrly.jpg
Jun 22 2012 6:01PM
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KJacks
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so mean but lost hard .
Jun 22 2012 6:06PM
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yeahno
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smashing things with kicks is manly as fuck
Jun 22 2012 6:06PM
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lukemeahan.
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Ride it
Jun 22 2012 6:07PM
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beezey
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awhhhhhhhhhhh
Jun 22 2012 6:09PM
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Karkoskier
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Feed it from the hand.
Jun 22 2012 6:10PM
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yeahno
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idk what deers eat
Jun 22 2012 6:16PM
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monkatizer
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food prolly
Jun 22 2012 6:19PM
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Skibumsmith
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deer food... duh
Jun 22 2012 6:20PM
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Peter.
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or humans
Jun 22 2012 6:21PM
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yeahno
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im a human. shit.
Jun 22 2012 6:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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show it just one ball, leave it wanting more
Jun 22 2012 6:28PM
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HorsecockTony
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I lost on the past 10 posts..
Jun 22 2012 6:29PM
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Uah
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Satanic woodland critters
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Thread is winning thus far.
Jun 22 2012 6:32PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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wait for mom the rest of the day, if she doesnt come yove got a new pet. and deer like eating flowers.
Jun 22 2012 6:37PM
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EricaMN.
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there goes my "recommended videos" selection
Jun 22 2012 6:51PM
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Miomo
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Jun 22 2012 6:59PM
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Tortid
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ban?
Jun 22 2012 7:03PM
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Tortid
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also i think the showing one ball idea is the best possible way to fix this situation.
Jun 22 2012 7:04PM
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Petey.
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Jun 22 2012 7:05PM
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EastCoast.
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:O
Jun 22 2012 7:11PM
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EricaMN.
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ahahahaha god dammit
Jun 22 2012 7:15PM
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Miomo
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Oh my god, yes. Three of his posts got deleted. I was going to say "Inb4 permaban" to his last one, but the mod beat me to it.
Jun 22 2012 7:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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give it a really classy lap dance.
Jun 22 2012 7:20PM
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.ZT.
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Lost also, inb4 ban of dereckstrees post
Jun 22 2012 7:28PM
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Bill.Nye
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Fapping to removed post
Jun 22 2012 8:07PM
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Karkoskier
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Hmmm.. Make a thread asking what deer eat?
Jun 22 2012 8:48PM
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ForeverYung
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Damn I missed it, what was it
Jun 22 2012 8:50PM
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Bill.Nye
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Ass in a thong
Jun 22 2012 8:51PM
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