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Man shot in the penis

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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/New-Haven-Man-Shot-in-Penis-159897665.html
The lesson learned; always pay the hooker.
Jun 22 2012 8:09AM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
ouchy
Jun 22 2012 8:15AM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
maybe he'll get some tips on how to shoot straight.
Jun 22 2012 8:39AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
karma really shafted him it sounds like
Jun 22 2012 8:53AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
dick move...
Jun 22 2012 8:57AM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
what the fuck butters?!?! you dont shoot people in the dick!
Jun 22 2012 9:10AM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
what you did there, i see it.
Jun 22 2012 9:14AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i hope this guy doesnt lose his head over such a traumatizing experience.
Jun 22 2012 9:17AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
He really got shafted
Jun 22 2012 10:11AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Aww i shoulda read
Jun 22 2012 10:12AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
I just hope the shooter gets taken care of by the penal system.
Jun 22 2012 10:17AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Jun 22 2012 10:18AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
Jun 22 2012 10:29AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
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Jun 22 2012 10:44AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
must be embarrassing to be 31 years old and have your mommy call the police for you after seeing your bloody dick
Jun 22 2012 11:04AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
he must be in a really stiff situation now
Jun 22 2012 11:09AM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
i just loled all over the place
Jun 22 2012 11:21AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
he's going to be an unproductive member of society now.
Jun 22 2012 11:23AM
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wellthisisold
Posts: 840 - Karma: 973
Thread = gold
Jun 22 2012 11:25AM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
he asked the hooker to shoot him off, she took it the wrong way
Jun 22 2012 11:26AM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
poor guy, gotta be a hard time in his life
Jun 22 2012 11:27AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
cmon guys dont be hard on him.
Jun 22 2012 11:42AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
He better keep his head low for a while
Jun 22 2012 11:45AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315

so it'd be safe to say that she

  ...cock glocked him?

Jun 22 2012 11:48AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
He sure has the balls to go through something like that.
Jun 22 2012 11:50AM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
this is fucking hilarious

Jun 22 2012 12:09PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
epic pun thread
Jun 22 2012 12:13PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I sure hes really feeling the long dick of the law on this one.
Jun 22 2012 12:42PM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50

Jun 22 2012 1:56PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
this
Jun 23 2012 9:10AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Someone was very teste...I'm sure there is more of the story to cum.
Jun 23 2012 9:53AM
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TylerMacDonald
Posts: 251 - Karma: 162
Don't dick around with guns kids.
Jun 23 2012 10:39AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
so many penis puns in here
Jun 23 2012 11:22AM
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Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
damn beat me to it. Fuck that episode was funny
Jun 23 2012 11:32AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Sounds like he won't have another sticky situation for a while though
Jun 23 2012 11:34AM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
guys cum on, this is already hard enough for him, he needs someone to stick up for him
Jun 23 2012 11:35AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
lol best one yet
Jun 23 2012 11:42AM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1901 - Karma: 1,765
clever
Jun 23 2012 11:50AM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
I think she wins, guys...
Jun 23 2012 12:20PM
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mathmansam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 40
Hopefully the penis not covered in blood when he needs to sign the insurance papers.
Jun 23 2012 12:26PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
im gonna bet that this is what happened.

Jun 23 2012 12:41PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Must've been a loooong night for this guy.
Jun 23 2012 12:48PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
my fav
Jun 23 2012 12:52PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
hahah
Jun 23 2012 2:23PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
best one yet +k
Jun 23 2012 2:34PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
hahah wtf
Jun 23 2012 4:29PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,737
Hookers and blow...........off your wiener
Jun 23 2012 4:50PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
shouldn't have teste-d her patience.
Jun 23 2012 4:54PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
We should erect a statue in remembrance of his dong
Jun 23 2012 5:41PM
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bayarea8
Posts: 274 - Karma: 68

Jun 23 2012 6:10PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Well MS won't be winning any pun awards any time soon
Jun 23 2012 7:14PM
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