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does anybody else have an awful time cleaning their cats litterbox? like i feel like it shits more matter than it eats, and it fills like half the fuckin box with piss.the only explanation is that it invites every other cat in the neighborhood to shit there too. you would think that purina cat chow would keep its poo pretty regular, but its shit smells wose than mine the day after i eat taco bell. half the time i actually gag. and the worst part is that you have to clean it like a goddam ninja, because if the cat sees you touch its trophys it goes off fucking the walls. so is anybody elses cat like this monster?

Jun 21 2012 10:19PM

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http://cat.www.newschoolers.com.meowbify.com/home

Jun 21 2012 10:29PM

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You, sir, just made this thread worthwhile.

Jun 21 2012 10:31PM

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thats awesome

Jun 21 2012 10:31PM

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hahahah tell me about it, so fucking wack when you clean their litterbox and 30 seconds later they go to take a shit..

Jun 21 2012 10:35PM

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HOLY SHIIITT LOL THATS FUCKING AWESOME

Jun 21 2012 10:38PM

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you and kitty need to sit down and have a talk

Jun 21 2012 10:45PM

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Insane

yeah dogs are definitely smarter about shit related activities

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Jun 21 2012 10:49PM

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Insane

"Hey mom!"

"Check out toby's new trick!"

I loved that commercial.

Jun 21 2012 10:54PM

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if your dog does this u gotta stop feeding him people food true story

Jun 21 2012 10:54PM

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or hes just doing michael jackson impersonation

Jun 21 2012 11:00PM

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FABREEZE

Jun 21 2012 11:25PM

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combo

Jun 21 2012 11:25PM

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speaking of this thread...is it illegal to masturbate to photos of yourself as a child? +K

Jun 21 2012 11:26PM

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zomg ns is on fire today

Jun 22 2012 12:22AM

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+k

Jun 22 2012 12:32AM

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new ECB right hurr

Jun 22 2012 1:05AM

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Best comment ever.

Jun 22 2012 1:07AM

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i dont get this, anyone want to help me here

Jun 22 2012 1:09AM

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You know...get off to some pictures of yourself as a kid..naw m sayin?

Still don't know if it's legal

Jun 22 2012 1:17AM

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It's like LSD+Kittens+Cuteness+Skiing.
This belongs in the mind=blown thread

Jun 22 2012 1:38AM

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Sigged

you sir just made my day

Jun 22 2012 1:41AM

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Jun 22 2012 1:43AM

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Jun 22 2012 1:46AM

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whaat.

Jun 22 2012 7:41AM

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Jun 22 2012 7:47AM

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Solution:

Get a dog. They are so much better pets than cats anyways.

Jun 22 2012 8:06AM

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I don't.

I use kitty litterbox bags.

They are oddly shaped trash bags that fit in a litterbox.

Just throw out the entire bag every three days, put in a new bag and fill it with litter.

It's easy, quick, and once you close the bag you won't smell a thing.

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How hard can it be?

Jun 22 2012 8:11AM

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Fuck I dunno my mom does it. What I hate is when my cat throws up on the carpet and I have to clean It up

Jun 22 2012 9:30AM

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hahha no prob!

Jun 22 2012 12:56PM

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I just have an indoor/outdoor cat. Most of the time she just poops outside. I usually only have to clean the litter box every other month

Oct 17 2012 4:32PM

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Go to hot girl thread on this page. SO MANY KITTIES.

Oct 17 2012 4:36PM

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More importantly, get the all-crystals cat litter they show in that pic. You can't smell a fucking thing. Seriously, best thing ever if you have cats

Oct 17 2012 4:37PM

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YES! I want that everytime I login

Oct 17 2012 7:21PM

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I dont know what just happend but I love it.

Nov 16 2012 6:57PM

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Thanks for bumping a year old thread dick cheese

Sep 16 2013 6:46AM

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Yeah, dick cheese.

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Sep 25 2013 11:53AM

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STOP BUMPING THIS

Sep 25 2013 12:00PM

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This is probably the best post I've seen

Jan 8 2014 12:09AM

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Well your benchmark for "the best" is low.

Jan 8 2014 12:18AM

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I read it again, wasn't as funny. Spur of the moment and I regret it haha. Semi funny now

Jan 8 2014 2:20AM

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ya if you're not using those mini trash bag things as liners in the box, you're dropping the ball hardcore

Jan 8 2014 2:22AM

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Crazy Fool

I dropped my balls in your mom

Jan 8 2014 10:33AM

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bump

Jan 8 2014 10:50AM

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CaptainObvious.

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Imma shit the beat out of you.

Jan 8 2014 10:53AM

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imma cat.

Jan 8 2014 2:15PM

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Jan 8 2014 5:48PM

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tl; dr

Jan 8 2014 8:27PM

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my mind is blown. I have not been utilizing those mini trash bag liners...

Does anybody else's cat watch them while they clean the litter box?

Jan 8 2014 11:46PM

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Newb

bump

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