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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
Just made a new Jew Crew Cult for all us Jews out there. Please feel free to join so we can increase our numbers and fight back against other cults and dominate NS.

We have badass code names, for example mine is G.I. Jew - The All American Hebrew, feel free to make a better one, if you dare.

Anyway, join up. Not sure where the last one went but whatever. JEWSFTW
Jun 21 2012 12:35AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Nice triple post
Jun 21 2012 12:40AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
*quad
Jun 21 2012 12:41AM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
i liked your first thread better
Jun 21 2012 12:41AM
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edai
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YAY Jewish!!!
Jun 21 2012 12:41AM
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CheddarJack
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Hahaha didn't see the fourth. Whatever man, happens to the best of us.
Jun 21 2012 12:43AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/home/id/5356/t/%2A%5BOfficial%5D%2A+JEW+CREW/
Jun 21 2012 12:43AM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,750
inb4 Jew jokes

































why do Jewish women like circumcised guys?







They like anything that's 10% off
Jun 21 2012 12:43AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community.
All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note.
Jun 21 2012 12:44AM
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Rafiki
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5 threads?

they say there's strength in numbers... tell that to the jews
Jun 21 2012 12:44AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'll join, but only if my code name can be Hitler.
Jun 21 2012 12:46AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
I have upset the great one...
Jun 21 2012 12:46AM
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Backyard.Skier
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you beat me to it.
Jun 21 2012 12:49AM
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Chinchi
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Mazol tov to this thread ayooooo
Jun 21 2012 12:50AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Ill join... but only if I can be "The Hebrew Hammer"

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Jun 21 2012 12:54AM
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itsgarrett
Posts: 321 - Karma: 40
I must join this. Can I be he Bear Jew?
Jun 21 2012 12:59AM
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itsgarrett
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I must join this. Can I be he Bear Jew?
Jun 21 2012 12:59AM
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accualyisdolan
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i lost.....
Jun 21 2012 1:38AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
lost
Jun 21 2012 1:39AM
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soulskier
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Jun 21 2012 1:40AM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
Yes, I have somewhere to go now!
Jun 21 2012 1:44AM
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accualyisdolan
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claiming manbearjew-

its half man, half bear, and half jew
Jun 21 2012 1:46AM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
what do jews do in their forums?
Jun 21 2012 3:37AM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
you are so uptight
Jun 21 2012 9:01AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Solid
Jun 21 2012 9:36AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
No you cant...

Jun 21 2012 9:40AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
You forgot all fear. Thats my instagram name. Why are people trying to steal my shit.
Jun 21 2012 9:42AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Should have named the cult "Jewschoolers"
Jun 21 2012 10:14AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
You could be Honeyjew
Jun 21 2012 10:19AM
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EmperorKuzco
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.
Jun 21 2012 10:19AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
Dammit I want to name it Jewschoolers now. And the original theBearJew claims the name on the Jew forum too.
Jun 21 2012 11:13AM
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theBearJew
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Can you rename it? if not just make a new one.. theres only 3 members.
Jun 21 2012 11:15AM
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.Hugo.
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But that is someone's username
Jun 21 2012 11:16AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
Jewschoolers:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/members/id/5358/t/Jewschoolers/
Jun 21 2012 12:23PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
fuck you guys. Im palestinian and iranian and you dont see me making a palestinian or an iranian cult on this site. btw you know what that means? im the worst enemy of the jew that you can think up. You jews have to make yourselves known every where you go dont you. I declare an e-jihad right now mother fuckers.
Jun 21 2012 12:30PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
Hamas! PLO! Fatah!
Jun 21 2012 12:33PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
halalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Jun 21 2012 12:36PM
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theBearJew
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Palestinian and Iranian nationalities? Judaism is not a nationality, it is a religion practiced within many nationalities...

On the other hand, I'm American. And we Americans declare war on people. Right now I'm declaring a e-war-on-terrorism. You are suspect #1.
Jun 21 2012 12:39PM
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Alex_G
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yeah they are. which means israel is just a bullshit country jews made up because you jewed the fuck out of our government and essentially bought yourselves a jew state and invaded kicked innocent palestinians like my grandfather out of their fucking homes in 1948. youre the terrorist here!
Jun 21 2012 1:01PM
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Alex_G
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not to mention jews are some of the most racist pieces of shit on the planet.


Jun 21 2012 1:10PM
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J_BISCHOF
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alex G is a fucktard.

also, nobody makes threads about palestinians and iranians because nobody ever said "lets hire an iranian or palestinian to do my taxes, or take care of the finances at our business. or anything for that matter. PAHLEASE>
Jun 21 2012 1:20PM
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Alex_G
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thats because palestinians hold higher positions than jews do. My good friend who is full palestinian just got hired by Bank of America to do investment banking. booyah jewface. go home and eat some matza balls and other shitty food.
Jun 21 2012 1:24PM
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Cufe.
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I am not too sure I agree... I agree it is a shame how the Palestinians where treated (and still are) but Israel was not "a bullshit country jews made up" It was a country created by the UN in the wake of WWII

"On 15 May 1947, the General Assembly of the newly formed United Nations resolved that a committee, United Nations Special Committee on Palestine (UNSCOP), be created to prepare for consideration at the next regular session of the Assembly a report on the question of Palestine.[67] In the Report of the Committee dated 3 Septembe 1947 to the UN General Assembly,[68] the majority of the Committee in Chapter VI proposed a plan to replace the British Mandate with an independent Arab State, an independent Jewish State, and the City of Jerusalem.., the last to be under an International Trusteeship System.[69]"

As for the bit about kicking innocent Palestinians from their homes, I am pretty sure that this says the jist of what I am aiming for

"Following the adoption of a resolution by the General Assembly of the United Nations on 29 November 1947 recommending the adoption and implementation of the United Nations partition plan to replace the British Mandate for Palestine, on 14 May 1948 David Ben-Gurion, the Executive Head of the World Zionist Organization[8] and president of the Jewish Agency for Palestine, declared the establishment of a Jewish state in Eretz Israel, to be known as the State of Israel, a state independent from the British Mandate for Palestine.[9][10][11] Neighboring Arab states invaded the next day in support of the Palestinian Arabs. Israel has since fought several wars with neighboring Arab states,[12] in the course of which it has occupied the West Bank, Sinai Peninsula, Gaza Strip and the Golan Heights. Portions of these territories, including east Jerusalem, have been annexed by Israel, but the border with the neighboring West Bank has not yet been permanently defined.[neutrality is disputed][13][14][15][16][17] Israel has signed peace treaties with Egypt and Jordan, but efforts to resolve the Israeli–Palestinian conflict have so far not resulted in peace."

It seems to me like both sides see the land as their own. Both sides are angry from years of tension and skirmishes and neither side can see any sort of compromise as being "fair." It is not a black and white situation (despite your attempts to say otherwise) but rather a situation that is almost entirely composed of greys. Yes, the Palestinians where removed from land they had lived on for years. Yes, the Jews where granted land they had previously laid claim to. Both sides see the other as the wrong doer and they are both right. Both sides have done horrible things to the other but the continued bloodshed and hostility will do nothing to resolve it. The only way to proceed is to stop holding grudges, learn from the past and try to make a better future.
Jun 21 2012 1:25PM
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Alex_G
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The UN is the USA's bitch. Why do you think we are still in the UN after we completely blew off what they told us when we invaded Iraq? they can disguise it under whatever they want to make it sound more legitimate, but the Jews paid for this thing to happen. If there weren't money involved it would have never occured. And the non jewish USA could give a flying fuck but the jews of america had the money which made them give a fuck and in turn helped the jews out.
Jun 21 2012 1:30PM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Yep
Jun 21 2012 1:34PM
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Alex_G
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the jews left on their own terms. And the jews that stayed there converted to either christianity or Islam as those religions developed. There is literally no good argument for the jews coming in and saying "this is our land now, get the fuck out" besides the JEW.S.A. paying for it. money is the only thing that pulls all of this grey area bullshit together.
Jun 21 2012 1:41PM
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Alex_G
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shut up fairyboy. you have the stupidest username on the planet.
Jun 21 2012 1:43PM
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1337
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because those would fall into the regional forums, as they are countries and not practiced beliefs like judaism...


idiot!
Jun 21 2012 1:45PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Not sure if trolling...
Jun 21 2012 2:44PM
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.RYAN66
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stupid cult.
Jun 21 2012 3:25PM
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