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(Possibly NSFW) Chinese news confuses pocket pussy/ass as fungi

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Alex_G
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TACO-DOG.exe
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fuckin china
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Lolocaust.
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Reddit.
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Itchyhead
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LOL
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Podcast?
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Willgum
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how could they not notice the vagina. are asian pussys different looking or something
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Flying~Squirrel
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woman at the beginning is so creepy looking... fucking asians
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1337
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fucking hilarious
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SpaghettiWizard
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CLASSIC!
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Backyard.Skier
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holy shiitake mushrooms.
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Dlud
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They go left to right, like a mouth
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1337
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makes sense, we read left to right, and ours go top to bottom.
they read top to bottom, theirs HAVE to go left to right.

what about arabs?
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Dlud
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^upside down. Arabic reads right to left.
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1337
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ahh, so they're the shit clits
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Dlud
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^eating out an Arab girl is not something you want to do
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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hahah i love how they keep it in the water. They really had no fucking idea
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Alex_G
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this could not be more true.
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I_Am_Mod
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i guess this is what you get when your government censors all your porn ....


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feihlination
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why would that even be remotely news-worthy?

news have to be the shit over there.
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Dragonite.
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This. Their sodumbhideyakidsandwife.jpg
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Mr.LemonPie
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My question is how did a fucking sex toy get 80m into the ground in China?
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Suchy
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Since China had been censoring everything, they started a secret underground porn ring..... hahaha
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Dragonite.
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So much this hahaha. Inb4 it's a conspiracy meme
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Huck_Norris
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My guess is lots of lube and an aggressive streak. 
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Laurent.
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They are hairy over there.

Like really hairy,

Chewbacca hairy.
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CheddarJack
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How did they not realize it's rubber? The part where they identified it as an actual fungi is great
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*SNO*
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Im looking forward to the follow up report.
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ForeverYung
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It's shall be quite interesting
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MatRich
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that must have been realy akward when the scientists pointed out that it is silicone.
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Peter.
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hahahahahah that is too good
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Mixy
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well all asians see is streaks and blurs so I can see how this is possible
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Flacko
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dylan would know
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jibjunkie
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threads this seems extremely fake
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HorsecockTony
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*checks library of asian pornos on iphone*
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edai
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I'd be so pumped as soon as i found out what it really was.
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cwphoto
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wonder if they'll admit its not a fungi or just go with it
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accualyisdolan
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arab is now aerials
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whoa-dere
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hahahahaha who has a link to the follow up report
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