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SterlingArcher
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if you could be one for a day what would u do? I'd say...... A. Ride the washing machine on spin cycle. B. Play with my boobs. C. Have my period.
Jun 18 2012 8:54PM
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Ski_Alot
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have an orgasm from the other side...
Jun 18 2012 10:31PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
this.
Jun 18 2012 11:00PM
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m-tang
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Exactly what I wanted to post, particularly number 2 because.

Jun 18 2012 11:56PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
I dont know how i feel about this. It sounds like a good idea as long as you're shouting no homo
Jun 19 2012 12:27AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,223
You're doing it wrong.

But in honesty, this is true. BUT i bet you, ours are better. Worth the wait.

It's like...when you're poor, you can eat $2 noodles every night, and it feeds your appetite, but then on Sunday, your mumma makes a roast. And it's tender, and melts in your mouth and its cooked perfectly and it's by far the best meal of the week. It's like that.    
I imagine.
Jun 19 2012 2:06AM
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gengar.
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pretty much this
Jun 19 2012 2:17AM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
Plus you can keep on getting seconds.
Jun 19 2012 2:37AM
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NSwidow
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PINKNAMES UNITE!
Jun 19 2012 2:53AM
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Hatsnballs
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a lot of kitchens are empty
Jun 19 2012 3:24AM
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Tikayt
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Never seen so many pinknames in a thread, congrats girls! you're defending your gender among so many men (well, men on NS.. uhhhmmmmmm)
Jun 19 2012 3:32AM
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Spinoza
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It probably hasn't been said yet, but ide play with my boobs
Jun 19 2012 5:28AM
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Vilitin
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Go to lesbian orgy
Jun 19 2012 8:04AM
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Dragonite.
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Don't you do that anyway?
Jun 19 2012 8:05AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Hmmmmm...Are you referring to having multiple orgasms or double penetration?
Jun 19 2012 8:22AM
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EmperorKuzco
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double penetration.
Jun 19 2012 8:43AM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
Crash a car, but probably wouldn't have a choice in that matter ;)
Jun 19 2012 8:55AM
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Huck_Norris
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Jun 19 2012 9:04AM
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snwbrdmilf
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.....really? You might wanna rethink that, and do something a bit more satisfying. Like multiple orgasms, or free drinks at the bar.
Jun 19 2012 9:31AM
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.Hugo.
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So have 2 shots then pretend to be blackout drunk?
Jun 19 2012 9:40AM
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Caspaaa
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haha i tried to say that without sounding like i suck in bed

mehhh didn't work, whatever



you're definitely right though, but like it must suck having your pleasure be more dependent on the guy... cuz you could end up with someone that's terrible in bed and you can't really get past that. guys can (for lack of a better term) make do.
Jun 19 2012 9:44AM
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snwbrdmilf
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If we're talking about silly little girls, then yes.
Jun 19 2012 9:46AM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
fucking lol'd. and no homo obviously but i'd definitely take a dick. gotta know what its like. and play with my boobs, etc.
Jun 19 2012 9:47AM
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EmperorKuzco
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If I was a girl I would so get white girl wasted
Jun 19 2012 9:47AM
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SterlingArcher
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I figure if i can stand the pain from having been kicked in the nuts before, I could stand having a period.
Jun 19 2012 9:48AM
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theBearJew
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If it ever happens, report back and rate the pain in terms of Dels, the unit of measurement for pain of course. Answer the long lasting question, who endures more pain.

As far as me, I would play with my tits, take naked pics, have sex, get free shit, go pro in a professional sport for a day, and pleasure myself of course.
Jun 19 2012 10:18AM
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m-tang
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Jun 19 2012 12:08PM
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Caspaaa
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HAHAHA yessssss

that whole "women experience 97 del units of pain during childbirth but the human body cannot experience more than 75 del without dying" thing going around facebook is fucking lammeeee. there is no such thing as a unit of pain.

besides, during childbirth, the female body releasese natural painkillers that bring the pain of childbirth down the the level of breaking a bone or two... which isn't SUPER painful.



going pro in a sport is a must though.
Jun 19 2012 12:11PM
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neutralzombie
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i can respect that he wants to have a period. periods aren't so bad, it's the fact that it comes back every month that's horrible.

but seriously, if you could be a chick, you should probably get a collagen injection in your gspot, then have the orgasm.
Jun 19 2012 12:22PM
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Caspaaa
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stupid question possibly but what does this do?
Jun 19 2012 12:23PM
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neutralzombie
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makes it bigger.
Jun 19 2012 12:25PM
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Ski_ThEast
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i got hit in the balls with a lacrosse shot this year, had to go to the hospital and all the doctors told me that getting hit in the nuts, at least as hard as i did, is way more painful then giving birth for a girl.
Jun 19 2012 12:33PM
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neutralzombie
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getting hit in the balls? what 15 minutes? child labor, what about up to 48 hours?
Jun 19 2012 12:35PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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women give birth and then a year later they say they want to do it again. no guy ever wants to get hit in the balls again.
Jun 19 2012 12:36PM
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Ski_ThEast
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try an hour of the worst pain of my life rolling on the ground then another 24 hours of second most pain in my life then a week later of having to walk with your legs wide, sitting down while like cupping your nuts, and just have everything uncomfortably hurt.
Jun 19 2012 12:38PM
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theBearJew
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My brother was cleated in the nuts during a soccer game. Kicked and cleated. He went off the field and the next morning could not get out of bed. Couldnt walk for a day.. So I'd say it was longer than 15 mins...
Jun 19 2012 12:38PM
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neutralzombie
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if you want to compare freak accidents to child labor, then you can say that dying in a car accident is more painful than having a kid.
Jun 19 2012 12:40PM
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theBearJew
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I can see your logic, however I can also see women saying they want to give birth again because it brings life. Being hit in the balls has no value, infact it can take life if done hard enough.

So I think you're argument is invalid.
Jun 19 2012 12:41PM
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theBearJew
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Your* fuck.


And this is a dumb argument anyway, one is voluntary, for the most part, and one just plain sucks.
Jun 19 2012 12:42PM
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Caspaaa
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true this.



but yeah, i've been hit in the nuts and it is NOT a momentary thing. pain lasted 8 hours for me and i didn't even get it that bad.
Jun 19 2012 12:43PM
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snwbrdmilf
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No woman wants to go through the actual pain of childbirth - its about creating life.

That said, being a woman who's gone through it twice, I would take child birth over many many other pains, like - getting my arm hacked off by a chainsaw.
Jun 19 2012 12:44PM
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Dlud
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I would give birth and end this argument
Jun 19 2012 12:46PM
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Petey.
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- Play with my vagina

- Get other girls to play with my vagina

Jun 19 2012 1:06PM
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TRASHY.
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HAHAHHAHAAHHH I LOVE YOU

+K
Jun 19 2012 1:09PM
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Backyard.Skier
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you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
Jun 19 2012 1:16PM
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CluckaChuck
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your user name and this sentence make me wonder...
Jun 19 2012 1:46PM
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Ciara
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By getting seconds I meant multiple orgasms not double penetration.

And @Caspaaa if a guy who you're having sex with is shit in bed we can always play with ourselves while he's doing us. :)
Jun 19 2012 1:51PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, so much fucking sex.
Jun 19 2012 1:56PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
I'd find the male version of myself, and have sex with me.

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Jun 19 2012 1:57PM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
So if you could give yourself a blow job would you
Jun 19 2012 3:00PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I can, and I have.
Jun 19 2012 3:10PM
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