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Chick for a day

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SterlingArcher
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if you could be one for a day what would u do? I'd say...... A. Ride the washing machine on spin cycle. B. Play with my boobs. C. Have my period.
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
pee in my butt
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
why would you want to have your period?

and riding a mechanical bull would be fun.
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,990
I would probably lock myself in my away and just play with myself. Although, that's a pretty average day for me already.
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
this. period cramps hurt so much and they're so inconvenient.
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
so i can man handle my tampon like a champ and see what the fuss is all about
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
A. Mandatory fap sesh because.

B. Get free drinks.

C. Get free weed.
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Alex.W
Posts: 528 - Karma: 22
Blue angels, frontside!
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Big_Spence
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all of this. pretty much the only benefits of being a girl.
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
1. masturbate
2. turn girls lesbian.
3. streak?
4. post nude pics on NS
5. manipulate men to buy me stuff, and then hide it all away for once i turn back into a man
6. explain to all my homies whats going on, then send them nudes
7. sign up for those "meet people ready to fuck in your area" things only looking for lesbian girls
8. fuck shit up at a local mountain, be one of the only girl skiers to do corks/rodeos/flatspins.
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
I'd whore myself out for money cause I'd be a babe
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
wtf? have your period?

I'd break weak men's hearts.
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
get free stuff and con someone out of a bunch of money
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

so youd go hit on guys?

0_o

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1337
Posts: 31080 - Karma: 29,705
marry an insanely rich guy
divorce his ass
get large settlement out of it
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Aomame
Posts: 283 - Karma: 469
and with that^ go down on hot lesbian chicks
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
bitch 24/7, sit on the washing machine, and bang all my lesbian friends.
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
my plots would require multiple days, one would not be enough
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
id probably have sex with a guy
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
flash my tits for some money, please myself, and walk into victoria secret, pretend I work there, and say "How can I help you? Let me see it on you first!"
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Wait a minute this could be a large deal breaker. Are we talking hot girl, so so girl, or ugly fugly girl?
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
i'd spend the day in the female locker room at the local sportsplex. post work out showers all day.
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1337
Posts: 31080 - Karma: 29,705
your level of attractiveness as a guy, in girl form
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
yup

doesn't mean I'm taking dicks
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Ahh okay well I see no problems with my plans then...
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 72
I'd sneak into the most hood YMCA men's changeroom I could find and let black guys bukkake me.

-GORILLA, OUT.
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Play with boobies, pleasure myself, repeat.
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
play with tits, see how it feels to masturbate as a women, trick men into getting me lot's of free shit. wow, now i know why girls just use guys, it is extremely convienant.
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.AR6rider.
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,990
Spinal Tap!
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snakerton
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take use of multi orgasms
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ryano
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waaaaaaiiit a second..

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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I'd do like 6 things.
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THUNT836
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am i the only one here who'd fuck a guy, just to see which sex has it better?

/gay
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,791
this and get free stuff. would be fun for a day,
Also how long would you want to go, more than one day? If you could chose would you make it more than 1?
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
dude us guys def have it better.

guys are guaranteed to cum during sex, girls, not so much.
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
absolutely not. ive expressed before that i think i would be really good at giving blowjobs, plus i just think it would be fun to be able to all of the thing you always wanted a girl to do to you.
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
This is so much better reading it in Archer's voice.
13 years ago
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
make remarkably awesome sandwiches.
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,701
I'd just walk around touching myself in public all day.
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
i dont even know, probably go out and fuck shit up.
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sleazy
Posts: 374 - Karma: 281
having your period would ruin your day as a chick, maybe just stick to a and b.
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977

not really i just wanted to use that clip...
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
damn i wasn't you to turn into a girl
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552

Related. And this is one of the things id do. I would also prance around naked everywhere (if i were smoking hot) and go into every locker room.



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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Id have a really light flow that was over quick. Or I'd huff and I'd puff and blow your house down. Either way... I wanna see how moody I can get before I lash out
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Nah you're not the only one. I would def just try it out
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
take advantage of not having to poop

13 years ago
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
ever try pcp?
13 years ago
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snakerton
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lol
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DsMoK3
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pffft I guarantee beforehand to any lady that she will cum before I
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