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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
if you could be one for a day what would u do? I'd say...... A. Ride the washing machine on spin cycle. B. Play with my boobs. C. Have my period.
Jun 18 2012 8:54PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
pee in my butt
Jun 18 2012 8:55PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
why would you want to have your period?

and riding a mechanical bull would be fun.
Jun 18 2012 8:55PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
I would probably lock myself in my away and just play with myself. Although, that's a pretty average day for me already.
Jun 18 2012 8:56PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
this. period cramps hurt so much and they're so inconvenient.
Jun 18 2012 8:57PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
so i can man handle my tampon like a champ and see what the fuss is all about
Jun 18 2012 9:03PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
A. Mandatory fap sesh because.

B. Get free drinks.

C. Get free weed.
Jun 18 2012 9:05PM
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Alex.W
Posts: 528 - Karma: 22
Blue angels, frontside!
Jun 18 2012 9:05PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
all of this. pretty much the only benefits of being a girl.
Jun 18 2012 9:07PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
1. masturbate
2. turn girls lesbian.
3. streak?
4. post nude pics on NS
5. manipulate men to buy me stuff, and then hide it all away for once i turn back into a man
6. explain to all my homies whats going on, then send them nudes
7. sign up for those "meet people ready to fuck in your area" things only looking for lesbian girls
8. fuck shit up at a local mountain, be one of the only girl skiers to do corks/rodeos/flatspins.
Jun 18 2012 9:08PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
I'd whore myself out for money cause I'd be a babe
Jun 18 2012 9:08PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
wtf? have your period?

I'd break weak men's hearts.
Jun 18 2012 9:11PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
get free stuff and con someone out of a bunch of money
Jun 18 2012 9:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

so youd go hit on guys?

0_o

Jun 18 2012 9:13PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
marry an insanely rich guy
divorce his ass
get large settlement out of it
Jun 18 2012 9:13PM
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Aomame
Posts: 281 - Karma: 480
and with that^ go down on hot lesbian chicks
Jun 18 2012 9:14PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
bitch 24/7, sit on the washing machine, and bang all my lesbian friends.
Jun 18 2012 9:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
my plots would require multiple days, one would not be enough
Jun 18 2012 9:16PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
id probably have sex with a guy
Jun 18 2012 9:17PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
flash my tits for some money, please myself, and walk into victoria secret, pretend I work there, and say "How can I help you? Let me see it on you first!"
Jun 18 2012 9:18PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Wait a minute this could be a large deal breaker. Are we talking hot girl, so so girl, or ugly fugly girl?
Jun 18 2012 9:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i'd spend the day in the female locker room at the local sportsplex. post work out showers all day.
Jun 18 2012 9:21PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
your level of attractiveness as a guy, in girl form
Jun 18 2012 9:22PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
yup

doesn't mean I'm taking dicks
Jun 18 2012 9:22PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Ahh okay well I see no problems with my plans then...
Jun 18 2012 9:22PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
I'd sneak into the most hood YMCA men's changeroom I could find and let black guys bukkake me.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 18 2012 9:23PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Play with boobies, pleasure myself, repeat.
Jun 18 2012 9:26PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
play with tits, see how it feels to masturbate as a women, trick men into getting me lot's of free shit. wow, now i know why girls just use guys, it is extremely convienant.
Jun 18 2012 9:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jun 18 2012 9:49PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Spinal Tap!
Jun 18 2012 9:50PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
take use of multi orgasms
Jun 18 2012 9:51PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
waaaaaaiiit a second..

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Jun 18 2012 9:52PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I'd do like 6 things.
Jun 18 2012 9:55PM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 1,033
am i the only one here who'd fuck a guy, just to see which sex has it better?

/gay
Jun 18 2012 9:58PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
this and get free stuff. would be fun for a day,
Also how long would you want to go, more than one day? If you could chose would you make it more than 1?
Jun 18 2012 9:58PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
dude us guys def have it better.

guys are guaranteed to cum during sex, girls, not so much.
Jun 18 2012 10:02PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
absolutely not. ive expressed before that i think i would be really good at giving blowjobs, plus i just think it would be fun to be able to all of the thing you always wanted a girl to do to you.
Jun 18 2012 10:08PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
This is so much better reading it in Archer's voice.
Jun 18 2012 10:09PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
make remarkably awesome sandwiches.
Jun 18 2012 10:13PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
I'd just walk around touching myself in public all day.
Jun 18 2012 10:14PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
i dont even know, probably go out and fuck shit up.
Jun 18 2012 10:14PM
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sleazy
Posts: 374 - Karma: 281
having your period would ruin your day as a chick, maybe just stick to a and b.
Jun 18 2012 10:15PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977

not really i just wanted to use that clip...
Jun 18 2012 10:15PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
damn i wasn't you to turn into a girl
Jun 18 2012 10:15PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550

Related. And this is one of the things id do. I would also prance around naked everywhere (if i were smoking hot) and go into every locker room.



Jun 18 2012 10:19PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Id have a really light flow that was over quick. Or I'd huff and I'd puff and blow your house down. Either way... I wanna see how moody I can get before I lash out
Jun 18 2012 10:19PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Nah you're not the only one. I would def just try it out
Jun 18 2012 10:23PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
take advantage of not having to poop

Jun 18 2012 10:23PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
ever try pcp?
Jun 18 2012 10:26PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
lol
Jun 18 2012 10:30PM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
pffft I guarantee beforehand to any lady that she will cum before I
Jun 18 2012 10:31PM
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