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New Town Mottos

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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Was doing this with some friends. Pretty entertaining.

What should your town motto actually be.

Examples:

Mammoth! Where furniture goes to die.

Pomona, CA Made famous by Cops.

Valencia, CA! Porn Capital of the World!

Crystal, MN! Where the only thing clear is the Meth!
Jun 18 2012 11:04AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Park City! Fuck you were rich!
Jun 18 2012 11:05AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
Sounds like you have to be a local to get some of those, I'm not seeing the mammouth one...
Jun 18 2012 11:05AM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
seattle YOLO
Jun 18 2012 11:06AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
Massachusetts, we're better drivers than you!

not a state but...

Martha's Vineyard, where there are more yachts than houses!
Jun 18 2012 11:25AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no.
Jun 18 2012 11:52AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Orlando Florida! People who are always lost on vacation = TRAFFIC!!

South Florida! Now Playing: RETIREMENT Come fast you don't have much time left!
Jun 18 2012 11:56AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Royal Oak, Michigan: Douchebags.

Fuck yeah!
Jun 18 2012 11:59AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329



lol
Jun 18 2012 12:00PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
St Paul, MN! Soon to be renamed Chinatown!
Jun 18 2012 12:00PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Ohhh.... I get it.....
Jun 23 2012 10:43AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
Florida: Welcome to our sunny little shit-hole, home of DAT HEAT DICK
Jun 23 2012 10:47AM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
lol
Jun 23 2012 10:47AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
NW DC, where people are rich like fuck

NE DC, where people are poor as fuck

SE DC, where people go to get murdered

SW DC, where hobos live.
Jun 23 2012 10:53AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
telluride; ski or do lots of heroin.


Jun 23 2012 11:09AM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
London, ON , not bad, but not good.
Jun 23 2012 11:21AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Kansas City, yup its pretty flat
Jun 23 2012 11:23AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,592
We drive Porches, you ride horses.
Jun 23 2012 11:56AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
-GORILLA, OUT




Boston, MA: We have the best sports. Suck our dicks.
Jun 23 2012 12:39PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Fergus, the town of old people, police, and geese
Jun 23 2012 12:41PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Santa Barbara, CA. We don't acknowledge the hispanics.
Jun 23 2012 12:55PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
made me chuckle a wee bit.
Jun 23 2012 12:57PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Windber, PA! Fuck you we're hicks!
Jun 23 2012 1:12PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Portland: fucking weird
Jun 23 2012 1:17PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,330
Seattle: Is that the new IPhone?
Jun 23 2012 1:25PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
Seattle: try not to get shot.
Jun 23 2012 1:28PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,330
Seattle: I don't like starbucks anymore
Jun 23 2012 1:30PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

Bellevue, WA: $ of gtfo.

Jun 23 2012 1:31PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,330
Silverdale: $ or gtfoomh
Jun 23 2012 1:35PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
Hamilton-Wenham, Ma We drive our porches to go ride horses. thuglife.


Jun 23 2012 3:22PM
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manutdsaol
Posts: 906 - Karma: 56

Your slacking with -GORILLA, OUT
Chicago, IL- Flattest part of U.S.
Jun 23 2012 3:31PM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 83
New jersey, where oompa loompas come to party.
Jun 23 2012 3:39PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
Seattle - where did summer go?
Jun 23 2012 6:39PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
Lakewood: lock you doors
Jun 23 2012 6:53PM
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GORILLA.
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gorillas don't have good memory

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-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 23 2012 11:35PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
Boulder, CO: a mile higher then a kite
Jun 24 2012 12:01AM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
Brooksville, Fl: I slept with a cousin

Breckenridge: You poor? GTFO

Washington DC: We take your money, cause we your pimp daddy
Jun 24 2012 12:10AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
you live in bellevue?

bellevue - the bellevue bubble (sheltered from the real world)
Jun 24 2012 12:22AM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
after seeing this happen a couple times I've been thinking, why don't you just sig it?
Jun 24 2012 12:31AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
minneapolis, where you go to freeze your limbs off.
Jun 24 2012 12:32AM
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manutdsaol
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It wouldn't the same!
Jun 24 2012 12:19PM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
yeah fair enough. but he forgets like half the time hahaha
Jun 24 2012 12:22PM
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LDV
Posts: 516 - Karma: 25
I'll do one for my entire region
Jun 24 2012 1:41PM
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LDV
Posts: 516 - Karma: 25
(fuck mobile) The Okanagan BC - soon to be the Okanagan Alberta
Jun 24 2012 1:42PM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
seriously hey? all the old people here in edmonton retire there
Jun 24 2012 2:51PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Maryland; if you can dream it, we can tax it.
Jun 24 2012 3:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
connecticut - the area between new york and boston
Jun 24 2012 3:05PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Highlands Ranch/ Littleton, Colorado: Should I drive the BMW, the Mercedes, or the Porsch?
Jun 24 2012 6:16PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Provo, Ut: mormon or gtfo. or... Delaware: hey.. we're here
Jun 24 2012 6:31PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7816 - Karma: 1,534
Fresno, CA- "Where people who can never be satisfied come to live."
Jun 24 2012 7:12PM
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Rafiki
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Rack City, Bitch: clap clap clap clap clap clap
Jun 24 2012 7:38PM
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