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Newschoolers how do you pick up the ladies?

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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
hey ns im just wondering how you get the ladies. i need to step my game up for summer haha.
Jun 17 2012 11:15PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
seriously i just let them come to me lol...got 3 numbers this week real talk.
Jun 22 2012 10:39PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
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Jun 22 2012 10:46PM
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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61
teach me your ways kind sir
Jun 22 2012 11:23PM
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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
hey so i used some of these tactics and it worked. i met a girl, took her back to my place and we startred to get it on. next thing you know she wants me to put it in her butt. we did this for about 5 minutes. then suddenly she said she felt bad. i was like suck it up. but then a couple minutes lates she shit all over my dick!!! it was fucking gross.
Jun 24 2012 9:38PM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
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Jun 24 2012 9:55PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
"Hi, my name is __________"
and pretend to be interested in their life for the next hour.
Jun 24 2012 11:45PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
tell them they can wear my practice gear to the cafeteria
Jun 25 2012 1:03AM
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Dr_Hobo
Posts: 162 - Karma: 24

Stare at them, cry, rub your nips and make moaning noises.

Works 100% of the time none of the time

Jun 25 2012 6:03AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
^hahahaha.


the let them come to you thing works. ignore, they come to you, then go in for the kill. worked well this weekend
Jun 25 2012 6:05AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
killin it Nevin. Did you approach them and say, "oh shit nigga, whats good hoe?"

Jun 25 2012 6:10AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
mike g?! dat you? hahaha no like i said they came to me. all i had to do was be like "hey whats up, let go for a walk." but i did toss out a few" whats good hoe!"'s to a couple different girls. didnt work as well as i thought it would.
Jun 25 2012 6:19AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
hell yea nigga. Just gotta roll through all mysterious and shit, let da hoes come to you. Whats good hoe didn't work?!?! Man bitches be cray yo
Jun 25 2012 6:24AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
i know. bitches these days. dont even know. maybe ill have to come try it in whistler hahaha
Jun 25 2012 6:40AM
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Turnup_swiperigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 108
roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun
get in the van

Works every time
Jun 25 2012 12:39PM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
did anyone else see this?? haha
Jun 25 2012 12:54PM
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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
gnar
Jun 26 2012 7:13PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
step one purchase cape
step two purchase wand
step three attend Hogwarts
step four ??????
step five profit/acquire females/ Click for larger image
Jun 26 2012 7:20PM
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Itchyhead
Posts: 35 - Karma: 25
Wasn't this Walshie??
Jun 26 2012 7:32PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
Step 1: Put on you're Robe and Wizard Hat.
that is all.
Jun 27 2012 6:05AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
your. lol drunk
Jun 27 2012 6:06AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Jun 27 2012 8:49AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
I just sniff her butt, wag mt tail, and mount!
Jun 27 2012 9:20AM
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throatyogurt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
just be the complete opposite of yourself..works every time
Jun 27 2012 9:24AM
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walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
Nope never put it in a girls butt lol
Jun 27 2012 9:41AM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Then dinner for two

Fuck bitched, unless..
1 The internet goes down
2 You lose both hands
3 You deplete the world of vacaline
Jun 27 2012 9:43AM
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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
i like this poem
Jun 29 2012 12:23AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
foolproof
Jun 29 2012 12:27AM
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ColdSmoker
Posts: 21 - Karma: 17

I make snarky sarcastic remarks but follow them with a quick smile.

Jun 29 2012 2:11AM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
1. Collect Toenail clippings
2. Go to bar/party/funeral
3. get blackout and Find Girl with largest group of males around(the prettiest one)
4. Ask if she would like to see your toenail clipping collection
%. ??????????
6. She wont understand and ask you what
7. restate question
8. she will reply confused
9. tell her you knew if she didnt understand what you were saying she would be curious
10.bring back and bag
11. show her toenail clippings to freak her out
12. go to bed you no longer have to worry about post bag cuddling or the time in the morning after where you dont remember her name
Jun 29 2012 2:43AM
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cmleibold
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
No means yes and yes means anal.
Jun 29 2012 3:46AM
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