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Newschoolers how do you pick up the ladies?

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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
hey ns im just wondering how you get the ladies. i need to step my game up for summer haha.
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
3 easy steps, 2 different approaches (i hope this post is serous because this works for me at least 75% of the time, which isn't bad if you ask me)

if its a girl and you be all like "I wanna wife dat"

1. Gotta have respect, introduce yourself and get dat girls numbah,
2. Be bold, don't be scared to tell her whats up, don't be to foreward but if you wait too long dat gurls gunna be long gone.
3. Go in for the K, ask he on a date or whatever you do with nice girls,

NOTE: I've only done this twice, as im not the kind of guy who wants to put in time.

If your looking for a senseless hook-up

1. Be the biggest asshole you can possibly be, like im talking HUUUGE DOUCHE
2. Strait up leave, just say you done
3. Wait half an hour, if dat bitch is still alone at said party ask her whats up, and if you can "tap dat"

i do this all the time, works with high school girls because for some reason they don't like nice guys.
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Just whip it out and twirl it around like a windmill. Bitches will be flocking
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Gator
Posts: 35 - Karma: 11
Very correct
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
If you're good, the friendzone is the ultimate startingpoint to get a girl.
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
nope
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
go for fat chicks. they're pretty easy and always remember, if you can't find a hole find a roll.
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
Ask her out for some drinks. Get her buzzed but not too drunk.
If she becomes drunk she may pass out which ruins the fun.



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TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
I literally just whip it out and hope for the best :)   

The usual reaction goes something like this....


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TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
Doesn't ruin the fun for me.....tehehe
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
You should ask Herman Cain.
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4237 - Karma: 10,747
Actually very true. Worked many a times.
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
http://www.54084.com/how-to-pick-up-girls/
try this out? haha
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
Indeed
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4237 - Karma: 10,747
Indubitably
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
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wellthisisold
Posts: 840 - Karma: 974
yes
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Hahaha gold. Or you can just look like the biggest brofag laxer douche and say things like "ayo dat shawty a 10". Basically act like Jersey trash.
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
Bonk them on the head and drag them back to my cave.
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T-MAIN
Posts: 31 - Karma: 11
Honestly, this works for me like every single fucking time:

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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337


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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337


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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
This is me.

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Works every time.
13 years ago
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
flash your dick! do it, it works. Trust me
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
See a girl sitting alone at the bar, say to her "I just really want to talk and conversate, otherwise I will have to stalk and masterbate."
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
by being sexy as fuck
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 383
for non relationship/flingy hook ups i do to things.

I use something called the funnel method. I text every girl in my contacts and cast out a wide net. When girls respond they make it to the next round and a pursue them further and the ones that seem more and more dtf will pass through the funnel and filter out. Then I will choose on and pursue them for a while. If things go well i may end up staying with them for a while and potentially date them. if they don't i move on to the next one. its super effective.

Hooking up with random chicks at a party thought is different, thats just confidence and determination. You can't be afraid to get rejected but don't like pursue someone in a creepy manner. if they reject you or give u bad vibes just move on.

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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,990
I used to do this. But then I got really attached to one and now it all got fucked up. I'm getting used and abused man.
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 383
dude shits been happening to me too recently with like getting attached. I gotta get a gf haha.
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,990
Haha same here. Like, there's this chick who I've been really attached to for a while, and she kind of treats me like shit. She has issues though, and isn't the greatest with relationships in general. But she does things and hurts me and I just can't let her go :P And then, every time I meet a new girl, she jumps in and fucks things up! I should probably just move on, but I can't...
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 383
yeah moving on is hard man, shit sucks.
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
For parties:

-Show up an hour or so after the majority of people, this ensures everyone is loose and talking already, bring extra booze for any exceptional women

-Jump around from group to group for a bit and talk to EVERYONE, people you know and people you don't, be assertive and confident. Try to use the individuals you know prior to the party as links to meet potential hook ups. This step is key, make yourself look like the centre of attention, that guy that everyone's loves

-After the initial introductions are made, have a few beer and relax, wait for one of the individuals you just met to make an interaction back, usually in the form of a look or gesture

-Talk to her, offer her a drink, do whatever, just be social and let a conversation flow. Booze helps an amazing amount with this

-Get her away from the rest of the party, as it consists of 90% cockblockers

-HIT IT

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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
And if you're ugly, just chloroform or stay home
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I'm literally in the exact same situation. She has basically ruined me dating other girls throughout high school.
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Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467
this /thread
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,990
Vibes man. I did kind of fuck up here, but I hooked up with her friend, who just happened to be the most down to earth girl I've ever met, and she just freaked the fuck out. She started talking about how much she liked me and how much I fucked her over etc. It was wack. I'm friends with the original girl again, but I still really regret things not working out with the other girl :(

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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah dude but what is bullshit is this girl when I tell her how I really feel and shit about her she friend zones me to the Max. But as soon as I gain interest in another girl she is like but wait maybe if we hang out more it would be different and we could be together.. so it's like stuck in limbo and it sucks. I have told her multiple times to fuck off and that I can't deal with her shit anymore but for some reason I always come back.
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
"look, i just met you, and, well, this is probly crazy, but heres my number, so call me sometime...maybe?"


has worked before...and it will work again.


of course you actually have to have some kind of game to go along with a line. or just use it at the very end of the night when girls are just looking for anyone to go home with.
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
I think that's pretty good advice, appear confident is the main thing, but don't be cocky
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DERS.
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,296
No. Not black. Just the other four. It's the magic combo. I've never gone talk to a girl in my life. I'm out to have fun and get drunk with my buds. Chicks just come and go.
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
make friends with hot chick, tell her that if she poses as your girlfriend youll pay for her drinks, bitches will be all over you. its science, as soon as you have a gf every chick in tha club wants the dick, cause they know they cant get it. 

or just not be a retard and learn to talk to women and woo them with awesome stories and whatnot that subtly show how cool you are.
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Parrish
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Just be really really really ridiculously good looking like me.
Bitches love really really really ridiculously good looking guys like me.

Or act like a rich international businessman. (it's not hard at all.)
Golddigging bitches love rich international businessmen.

Or make dinner.
Bitches love a man who can cook a mean pressed foie gras with peppered Madeira jelly.
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Could always go with the classic wear tight pants and tie a cucumber to the inside of your leg. Gets em every time.
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,990
Dude, I feel you. It sucks. This chick pulls me in and then pushes me back. Like, she ruined my fucking birthday. But I care about her so much, I don't even know what to do anymore.
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
WORKS EVERY TIME.

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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
this summer i plan on attending parties where i know no one, find some girl, first thing i say is 'wanna fuck', if yes then score, if no then i leave
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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
lol
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
vitally way:



andrew way:



lawls
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
lololol
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