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Newschoolers how do you pick up the ladies?

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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
hey ns im just wondering how you get the ladies. i need to step my game up for summer haha.
Jun 17 2012 11:15PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

you should pm walshie and get some tips.

Jun 17 2012 11:16PM
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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
i died. haha hed just give me a loan to get a escort
Jun 17 2012 11:17PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Talk to them.

/thread.
Jun 17 2012 11:17PM
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bjobe
Posts: 343 - Karma: 26
Sing them this song.
Jun 17 2012 11:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Kill their parents.
Jun 17 2012 11:34PM
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corona
Posts: 12794 - Karma: 32,719
chloroform + rope. they can't resist.
Jun 17 2012 11:34PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
i don't.
Jun 17 2012 11:35PM
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walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
This hmu anytime man!!
Jun 17 2012 11:38PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Jesus Christ
Jun 17 2012 11:39PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
*save us all... Who is this kid??
Jun 17 2012 11:40PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
add girls on facebook that i remember from high school.

message them and tell them they got cute.

Say we should go out some time.

Perfrom Intercourse

Profit???
Jun 17 2012 11:41PM
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walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
The fucking man.. Hmu
Jun 17 2012 11:41PM
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Atomicx945
Posts: 28 - Karma: 11
... walshie's the man, u should pm him with ur contact info
Jun 17 2012 11:52PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
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AAAAAAND THAT'S THE WAY WE DOOO ITTT!
Jun 17 2012 11:53PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
Just buy the ladies from the parents!
Jun 18 2012 12:22AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262


Sums it up perfectly
Jun 18 2012 1:15AM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
Next time you're at a party, this is gonna be your pick up line.


"which one of you dirty sluts wanna go fuck in the bathroom"


keep using this till it works, good to go!
Jun 18 2012 1:22AM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
just wrap your arms around them and lift
Jun 18 2012 1:22AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
The good thing about this method is it usually rules out all fat chicks from the start, so it doesn't matter how drunk you get.
Jun 18 2012 2:26AM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
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Ask Jamie
Jun 18 2012 2:32AM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
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Jun 18 2012 2:41AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
spit game like a dragon.
Jun 18 2012 2:45AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
all i do is urinate in her rectum.
Jun 18 2012 2:47AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4225 - Karma: 10,622
I don't do shit.
Jun 18 2012 3:17AM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
my van picks up the tight young ones well
Jun 18 2012 3:19AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
i was expecting pee in her butt to be first 3 comments. then started to think i was the one who was gonna have to say it. then you did, just using different words. thanks
Jun 18 2012 3:38AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
There are so my threads on this, you should all be experts!
How about tips for ladies picking up the gents?
Jun 18 2012 5:30AM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
tits or gtfo

(just kidding)
Jun 18 2012 5:32AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Step 1:
Grow a pair.
Jun 18 2012 5:41AM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
Chloraform /thread
Jun 18 2012 6:03AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
ive got the cuteness factor
Jun 18 2012 6:42AM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
Just be tall, dark, handsome and smile at them. Done.
Jun 18 2012 7:24AM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
and black*
Jun 18 2012 7:27AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Just stare at them, don't return smiles or you'll appear desperate..

Just stare.
Jun 18 2012 7:47AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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whether you like 'em big or small, the forklift can pick up anything
Jun 18 2012 8:46AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
text them and just ask if you can "tap dat"
Jun 18 2012 8:49AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
Point at them from across the room and let out the most bestial roar while staring them straight in the eyes with the look of sex and fury in your face
Jun 18 2012 8:50AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Jun 18 2012 8:56AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
its one of those things, when you truly dont care, they line up at your door. when you care, they run away.  treat them like fucking them is something that hasnt even crossed your mind
Jun 18 2012 9:16AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i walk through clubs in a tight polo with the collar popped and my hair gelled and spiking out of a visor then sit down and pull out my white iphone and start texting to show how important i am. then i order some shots for me and my friends and make sure i scream in excitement and draw as much attention to myself as possible. sometimes my friends will stagger themselves across the length of the bar so we have to shout to each other every time we drink. after that i'll grab a beer and hit the dance floor and lean up against a wall with a smirk on my face, eyeballing the drunk bitties and waiting until they notice me, at which point i walk over start thrusting my ballsack against their butthole to the beat of music.

works every time.
Jun 18 2012 9:32AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
"sooo who'd you vote for in the last election?"
"What?!"
"...Too young"
Jun 18 2012 9:35AM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
.......and then get friend zoned.
Jun 18 2012 10:20AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
HOW TO PICK UP A GUY (FOR GIRLS)

1. If you don't already know him, introduce yourself. (this step is optional)
2. Ask him to fuck.

OF course, showing your tits is also optional but it will help seal the deal. the bottom line is, if you're at least somewhat attractive, you'll probably only be denied like 1 in 10 times.

The best part is us guys aren't going to make a big deal out of it if you ask us and we say no.
Jun 18 2012 10:31AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5890 - Karma: 3,589
this, we really are this simple
Jun 18 2012 10:41AM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
hhahahahaha I was listening to: While I opened this thread, and then watching him dance went too well. I highly recommend this.
Jun 18 2012 10:45AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
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Just kidding, if you want to pick up chicks you gotta be yourself, but also 100x more confident than you already are. If you're more quiet like myself, accept the fact that you wont be the most outgoing guy, but you can still be confident
Jun 18 2012 12:20PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
yup, none of that complicated bullshit

oh and another tip for all you pinknames that are actually women. if you want a guy to do something just offer him a blowjob. problem solved.
Jun 18 2012 12:27PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
I compliment their shoes.

Then I ask if they want to fuck.
Jun 18 2012 12:28PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
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Jun 18 2012 12:34PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
Oh and this. Bitches love Drag


Jun 18 2012 12:34PM
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