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I am a mob boss

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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,851
Yes, that is correct. I, .1951, am a mob boss. Ask me any favor and I shall conceder it. All who wish to join my family, must be loyal and prove Italian or Sicilian descent. It is a great privilege to be a part of the Alfredo family. Now we are planing a big attack on the Calzone Family and the Linguini family have our back. We have info that the Calzones are dealing with out of country families. Back on track, the more the marier. Alfredo family, move out!
Jun 17 2012 11:09PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
The Marinaras are looking to expand our presence in the meatball black market. Holla back if you want in.
Jun 17 2012 11:17PM
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SWAGGYMGEE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
you have a shitty last name
Jun 17 2012 11:20PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Well i am part of the Calzone family and I had heard that the Alfredo boss was on here and have been waiting for you to slip up and reveal yourself. We now know your location, your whole family will die.
Jun 17 2012 11:20PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
dafüq u gon do bout dem Pizzâ bro's?
Jun 17 2012 11:22PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
The rigatoni family will rise to power, just wait.
Jun 17 2012 11:23PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,851
If I were you I would leave the city and never look back. You have some balls coming in here...
Jun 17 2012 11:24PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
Yeah Alfredo? That has got to be the absolute worst, most goofy, pussy mob name ever.

Now Gambino, that's a real family.
Jun 17 2012 11:26PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
well im THE BOSS
Jun 17 2012 11:27PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
Gambino? What kind of noodle is a gambino?


clearly you're missing the part where this thread is dedicated to the modern day pasta families, who's monopoly of italian cuisine controls nearly everything we eat in a dimly lit ristorante.
Jun 17 2012 11:29PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Unlike you Alfredos, we don't put our tails between our legs and run. Let's see you do your worst
Jun 17 2012 11:36PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
y'all mobs are pussy shit.

I'm the mob boss of the Tortelinni Family.

Yu dont wanna fuk wit us. We da reel shit. Now accepting applications.
Jun 17 2012 11:41PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
no you're not, you're a sauce I put on my pasta
Jun 17 2012 11:46PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
i play mob wars on facebook too. im part of the "chicken carbonara with peas and angel hair spaghetti" family.
Jun 17 2012 11:49PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
Real Italians are in the Bruschetta mob. We will wreck you.
Jun 17 2012 11:59PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
I pawt da asian mob. We rearry good at serring irregal reapons. Here da dear: I ret u drive me to pawty, u get in. alright?
Jun 18 2012 12:11AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
I'm apart of the spaghett family. Don't fuck with us, I'm warning you.

Jun 18 2012 12:15AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
shut all yer yaps. This Forum belongs to the Spaghetti Family.
Jun 18 2012 12:17AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
this is such a classic
Jun 18 2012 12:17AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
disregard and delete this post right meow. I am not kitten you mawds.
Jun 18 2012 12:19AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
disregard and delete this post right meow. I am not kitten you mawds.
Jun 18 2012 12:19AM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
fuck all yall pasta reppin fake ass bitches. we bringin the heat up in dis bitch with the CORNBREAD set. real ass pimps takin to the streets yadadamean? C-cru for life. ffuck the haters
Jun 18 2012 12:22AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Meh, not really
Jun 18 2012 12:31AM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
agreed haha, find it pretty funny, and I think I do have mob blood in me, mhmm always wonder. Ill join haha
Jun 18 2012 12:40AM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
agreed haha, find it pretty funny, and I think I do have mob blood in me, mhmm always wonder. Ill join haha
Jun 18 2012 12:40AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Bitches ain't got shit on the Ravioli family. We own this town. Nobody fucks with us.
Jun 18 2012 12:52AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Nah the Gnocchi family goes harder than concrete.
Jun 18 2012 12:54AM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Breadstick family fo life.
Jun 18 2012 1:03AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
my family has an italian last name and lives near chicago . we always have to explain that we work in warehouse distribution, not "warehouse distribution".
Jun 18 2012 11:56AM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
The Ravioli family has influences all over the eastside. Fear us.
Jun 18 2012 12:01PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
all ah youz betta reconsida ya thinkin if ya don't want the Pepperoni family to hafta use force on youz
Jun 18 2012 1:28PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
I can't understand you with that sausage and meatballs in your mouth
Jun 18 2012 1:35PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
YOU FUCK WITH THE PENNE FAMILY YOU LOSE YOUR DICK
Jun 18 2012 1:42PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,851
oh shi-
Jun 18 2012 4:23PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
count me in.
Jun 18 2012 4:23PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Not funny.
Jun 18 2012 4:55PM
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