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Describe your Thoughts on Skiing in One Sentence

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Forcillo
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Searched to no avail, so here we go:

I really like the one in I_am_mod's sig, "Once you drop in, it's Hakuna Matata".

Let's see what NS can come up with

inb4 pee in her butt
Jun 17 2012 2:04PM
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Toaster-Tony
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It gives me boner, sometimes.
Jun 17 2012 2:05PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Just like Oprah said "Bitches come and go, skiing is there forever."
Jun 17 2012 2:07PM
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AWALLRUS.
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this thread sucks, it's in the wrong forum, and you seem like a dickrack.
Jun 17 2012 2:09PM
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Olimar
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Jun 17 2012 2:12PM
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s.parker
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"We are out of orange juice, you might need to run to the store."

captures the whole sport in a short sentence.
Jun 17 2012 2:21PM
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Amadeus.
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the cat is on the mat.
Jun 17 2012 2:21PM
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Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
"i didnt choose the thug life the thug life choose me."
-Oprah Winfrey
Jun 17 2012 2:26PM
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Uah
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PYOWDA CLAM CHOWDA
Jun 17 2012 2:27PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Stomp tricks, suck dicks.
Jun 17 2012 2:32PM
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Yeezy
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Skiing is now aerials.
Jun 17 2012 2:34PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Hahahahah stomp tricks suck dicks is just my motto on life, whether it's skating or snowboarding, I am all about stomping tricks and sucking dicks.

But Semen rivers also give me penis shivers.
Jun 17 2012 2:35PM
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Ski_ThEast
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I saw this in somebody's sig and copy and pasted it because it's my exact description of skiing and why I love it.



You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours. -anonymous
Jun 17 2012 2:40PM
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K-Dot.
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thats really good actually
Jun 17 2012 3:11PM
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jorb.co
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dildosdikldosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdildosdi
Jun 17 2012 3:16PM
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introvert
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this thread is dildos
Jun 17 2012 3:17PM
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AWALLRUS.
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that's so mature of you.
Jun 17 2012 3:25PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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"Listening to dubstep without huffing nitrous is like having sex with a condom on." - Oprah Winfrey
Jun 17 2012 3:29PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i'm the best skier on the mountain.
Jun 17 2012 3:30PM
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douchebagmdgee
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YOLO.
Jun 17 2012 3:33PM
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maynaiseman
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"Nigga stole my chips, so I sucked that nigga's dick" - Operah Winfreld
Jun 17 2012 3:33PM
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I_Am_Mod
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I was just going to post this :)

another good one would be shane's quote:
"there's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air"
Jun 17 2012 3:35PM
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I_Am_Mod
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and of course CR johnson !
'On the way down it's awesome !
Jun 17 2012 3:42PM
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BRec
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skiing is like sex when its good its good when its bad its still good
Jun 17 2012 3:43PM
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.ZT.
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My passion is this.



Mods move to SG.
Jun 17 2012 3:45PM
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NinetyFour
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All these Oprah quotes are fucking hilarious. MOAR!
Jun 17 2012 3:50PM
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Lansfield
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I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
Jun 17 2012 3:51PM
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douchebagmdgee
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and then, TRUMPETS
Jun 17 2012 3:53PM
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Online_Alien
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"When you woke up this morning did you say to yourself 'Today I'm going to talk' or did you say to yourself 'Today I'm going to ski'?"
Jun 17 2012 5:02PM
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bighomieflock
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Once you go black, you never go back
Jun 17 2012 5:13PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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"You a good girl, you just need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!"
- Oprah's Dad
Jun 17 2012 5:37PM
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rareison
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one of the best things in life.
Jun 17 2012 5:44PM
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Stickity
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fuck yeah motherfuckers.
Jun 17 2012 5:50PM
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NotGhood
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i remember seeing this one, but didnt know who's it was.

whoever wrote this knows where it's at
Jun 17 2012 5:53PM
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hot.pocket
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Jun 17 2012 5:54PM
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Forcillo
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The guy that made the LET'S KILL THE HATER thread has it. Wu-Tang icon but he may have stolen it
Jun 17 2012 5:55PM
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I_Am_Mod
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oh my gawd !!

i don't think i ever lost so hard at something on NS ....
must also be partially due to sleep deprivation and stress but goddamn this is 'golden' !
Jun 17 2012 6:13PM
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hot.pocket
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Jun 17 2012 6:15PM
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