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Favorite Workaholics line?

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TheCastrator69
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Fully torqued! 

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Jun 15 2012 2:34PM
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SassySloth
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At 1:04

"Ohhhhh, My brains fuckedd" The way Adam says it though


Aug 29 2012 8:15PM
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Jabe
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LETS
GET
WEIRD!
Aug 29 2012 8:26PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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without a doubt this


Aug 29 2012 8:27PM
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DsMoK3
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I love love, I used to cut my wrists to dashboard confessional
Aug 29 2012 8:31PM
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Masta_Baka
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i lost at this episode
Aug 29 2012 8:32PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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one time i heard you queef!!!


SLANG!!!
Aug 29 2012 9:00PM
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rareison
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Just watched the entire first season today, fucking love this show.
Aug 29 2012 10:11PM
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Bakeshow
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bros before hos, but ya know, little bros before big bros
Aug 29 2012 11:30PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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HER NAME WAS ROBERTA PAULSON.


Fucking made that connection recently. Many lol's were had.
Aug 29 2012 11:39PM
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Toasty.
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literally sing this 10-15 times a day.


Aug 30 2012 2:39AM
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iSmokeweed
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dude, when she dips beneath the lazers, ooohwoooohhhhhhh

best line to quote in public
Aug 30 2012 9:35AM
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Dragonite.
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I definatly lost at "fur sure" but I think my favorite scene is like the first episode when they're throwing those plastic ball throwing things and Ders hits Alice in the face and she goes "what the FUCK are you doing!" also lost when adam tells the corner store cashier that Alice is stealing tampons and she flips shit at him
Aug 30 2012 10:17AM
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BikeMlatt69
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Aug 30 2012 11:53AM
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TheDers
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Aug 30 2012 11:57AM
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BieberHole69
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Basically all of this scene as well as the rest of the episode for obvious reasons.
Aug 30 2012 12:09PM
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Nate_Higgers
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hahahahah lost it when i saw your username.
Aug 30 2012 12:15PM
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Skithedeep
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YEEEEEESSSSSSS thank you. that is great
Aug 30 2012 2:15PM
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TheCastrator69
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hhahah shit, this literally is one of the best episodes. watched it over 10 times and still not sick of it
Aug 30 2012 3:22PM
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Kekambas.
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Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel??
Aug 30 2012 3:32PM
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P-HAGAR
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haha probably the most wtf moment

Aug 30 2012 3:51PM
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beardstatus
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can't seem to find the scene but its when they get hammered and leave messages on Alice's phone.

the "you thought of that yesterday?" response to Adam's line is one of the best moments of the show
Aug 30 2012 4:32PM
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Craze
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This, but this.
"well throw in a flag and push me back ten yards cause im holdin"
Aug 30 2012 5:52PM
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MothaHucker
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hahahaha
Aug 30 2012 6:10PM
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Kid_Cuddly
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Shhhhmerk a bowl
Aug 30 2012 6:41PM
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Toasty.
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shocked how this hasnt been posted yet...



Also, i say this whenever someone starts talkin shit


Aug 31 2012 3:47AM
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klayer_9
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this ones pretty good.
Aug 31 2012 3:52AM
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mackcamp
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Probably, OTPHJ. Meaning, over the pants hand job.


Aug 31 2012 11:42AM
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Toasty.
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You're like a regular sports star like Derek Jeter.... or some shit - Alice

College was a very drunk times in 3 girls lives. - Adam
Sep 1 2012 4:43AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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phone book, RIPPED! whatever, see how far i threw that?

that or the entire episode where ders dad comes back and the homemade jerky and all that good shit. great episode

Sep 1 2012 10:55AM
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KillaSeason
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hahaha
Sep 2 2012 1:01PM
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rareison
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"well throw out a flag and push me 10 yards back cause I'm hollllding"
Sep 2 2012 1:04PM
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Daph
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Sometimes I like to keep my windows open and just scream really loud so people think we're either having sex or working out but they're not sure which, just like real guttural noises like EUUUUUEUHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEUUUHEUHHHHHHHH
Sep 2 2012 1:12PM
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rareison
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I fucking lost so hard when they are trying to get the dragon statue back and he's in the bathroom and he's wearing Uggs
Sep 2 2012 1:34PM
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rareison
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"hey dude on the skateboard, why don't you find a real identity, because you're lying to yourself!"
Sep 2 2012 1:54PM
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Toasty.
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that entire episode in a whole is my favorite line/episode. from blake in uggs and a scarf, to adam and his big ass jeans, to the durs^
Sep 2 2012 2:19PM
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jibjunkie
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Sep 2 2012 2:53PM
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Toasty.
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Holy moly shes a thick bitch - Blake
Sep 2 2012 5:35PM
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status_whitegirl
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can someone link me to a website where I can watch season 2? +k
Sep 2 2012 7:06PM
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ihitchadsgap
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"you're being very loose butthole right now"

-Adam Demamp

Sep 2 2012 7:41PM
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Flacker
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"Anyone else got swap nuts here?"
Sep 2 2012 9:18PM
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DizzyG
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This
Sep 2 2012 9:46PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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1channel.ch
Sep 2 2012 10:06PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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"saaaaaaaap?"
Sep 2 2012 11:06PM
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n_b
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knockin' boots!!!
Sep 3 2012 1:01AM
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oldirtypatstard
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Sep 3 2012 9:59AM
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.spaghetticat.
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Probably a repost but after ders gets a ticket adam was like " just throw it away like I do with my std tests".
Sep 3 2012 12:32PM
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Toasty.
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posted the vid
Sep 3 2012 12:33PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Sep 14 2012 3:24PM
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Gator
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Hahaha I was about to post this. I love Lavell Crawford
Sep 14 2012 3:41PM
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Jeebus.
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BABIES RUIN VAGINAS!!!
Sep 14 2012 4:03PM
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