Bored at the beach....

LiquorLanch

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Insane

you should get circumcised

Jun 15 2012 2:06PM

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HorsecockTony

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Ridiculous

haha

Jun 15 2012 2:09PM

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NotoriousT.S.E

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Insane

gun show.

Jun 15 2012 2:12PM

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baethoven

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get off NS and get in the water or something... like wtf are you doing?

Jun 15 2012 2:12PM

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Squeenerd

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Ridiculous

re build the JOSS jump out of sand

Jun 15 2012 2:12PM

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introvert

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BRILLIANT!

Also, I'm here with my friend but he sleeps till 2pm and only wants to play video games. zzzzzzzzzz

Jun 15 2012 2:13PM

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Squeenerd

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but seriously, i've spent hours building terrain parks out of sand and using sticks for rails. haha its way too fun

Jun 15 2012 2:15PM

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Anathema

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throw a football into a group of girls and make it look like an accident.

"what are you doing?"

"fishing."

Jun 15 2012 2:16PM

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LoathesRaisins

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Go learn how to surf

Jun 15 2012 2:17PM

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introvert

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I've tried already..The waves aren't big enough here.

Jun 15 2012 2:19PM

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Squeenerd

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pull the old "dig a huge hole and cover it with a towel and some sand and watch people break their ankles"?

Jun 15 2012 2:20PM

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AWALLRUS.

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swim far enough out so that nobody can see you and take your suit off.

skinny dipping is so much more comfortable than regular swimming.

Jun 15 2012 2:24PM

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Orrin

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Go in the water and stand nearby to strangers and begin urinating. See if they notice.

Oh and get off your damn phone, you're at the beach!

Jun 15 2012 2:25PM

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DirtYStylE

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Watch out for hungry fish. They might take your bait

Jun 15 2012 3:02PM

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GORILLA.

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DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND THEN FUCK IT.

Jun 15 2012 3:31PM

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AWALLRUS.

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unless it has teeth I'd just see where it goes.

Jun 15 2012 3:52PM

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theBearJew

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Crazy Fool

come to work. Im bored at work, fuck you id rather be at the beach. go play in the water or body surf.

Jun 15 2012 3:54PM

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chicken

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hmm, well being on the computer is not the best idea. The whole point of the beach is to be bored. That's why it's awesome! Waste the day away, throw a football or a frisbee, do some skimboarding, if the swell comes in, catch a few waves!

At the end of the day start a fire and have a few cold ones. God damn I love the beach.

Jun 15 2012 4:03PM

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edai

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You're a fucking loser kid, get outside and fuck some bitches.

Jun 15 2012 4:04PM

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Panda_with_Guns

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OP:

OP's friend:

Jun 15 2012 4:14PM

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PopsicleStand

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i wouldnt be on a computer thats for damn sure

Jun 15 2012 4:32PM

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DERS.

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go get your noodle wet at the beach or wherever tha bitches at.

Jun 15 2012 4:33PM

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TheDers

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seriously its a beautiful day out today and im stuck in my office and then i get off at 5 and go straight to my other job so being bored at the beach isnt a real issue OP.

Jun 15 2012 4:53PM

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Dlud

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Put some fairly thick plastic on the bottom of a skatedeck, spray some pledge on, and go sandboarding. Driftwood rails optional.

Jun 15 2012 4:58PM

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Lansfield

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ahahahahahaahaa

Jun 15 2012 5:09PM

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Pretzel___Slaya

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Find some hoes and

Jun 15 2012 5:18PM

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introvert

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I just paddleboarded, lol.

Jun 15 2012 6:10PM

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loomis

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just don't let go of your swimsuit or you will have an akward walk back to shore

Jun 15 2012 6:17PM

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a_burger

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Wear it on your head

Jun 15 2012 10:45PM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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Crazy Fool

I can honestly say ive never been bored at the beach.

Jun 15 2012 10:55PM

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JzD.

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You have an ocean at your disposal, If you can't find things to do something is wrong

Jun 15 2012 11:09PM

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E__

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Chicken knows what's up.

Jun 15 2012 11:13PM

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-GL-

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does this really work..? I'm very interested and wanna try

Jun 15 2012 11:18PM

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Dlud

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Yep. It's no snowboard, but with a fairly steep dune it works great. You can shape up rails out of the sand and driftwood. My friend also made some skis, but he hasn't been able to try them yet. The pledge is not entirely nessacery but goes you a boost of speed at beginiing of the run. Some sort of binding makes longer runs easier, but you can't shuv-it or kick flip. I used bungie cords as bindings, (because they are removable) but old shoes gorilla glued on would work better. Just be innovative and do what you want.

Jun 15 2012 11:36PM

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