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Ashton Kutcher: you will get your period soon.

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Jane6
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dont know if repost, but this made me so fucking awkward.

Jun 14 2012 12:43PM
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Sno.
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no sound at work. spark notes?
Jun 14 2012 12:46PM
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howlongcanausern
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not gonna lie, that was hot
Jun 14 2012 12:47PM
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Jane6
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some kid has made a super awkward/pathetic story about how she and Ashton Kutcher meet on a school dance and how they fall in love........

Perma virgin detected.
Jun 14 2012 12:48PM
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Mr.Sloth
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That made me a little horny

Is that normal?

Jun 14 2012 12:48PM
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MFM
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THEY FRENCHED!
Jun 14 2012 1:13PM
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gnarnia.
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fake
Jun 14 2012 1:26PM
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baethoven
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ass to mouth?
Jun 14 2012 1:40PM
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Rachy
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Jun 14 2012 1:43PM
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Balto
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I have the weirdest boner right now, hmu willy
Jun 14 2012 2:01PM
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NinetyFour
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Whaaat? DaFuq. Ashton, "you will get your period soon mellisia" 0_o I don't even....
Jun 14 2012 2:06PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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There is no way that's real hahahah that was hilarious.
Jun 14 2012 2:09PM
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bdarb207
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If real than its hilarious hahahha. Dafuq.
Jun 14 2012 2:21PM
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1337
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Don't worry willy you too will get your own period soon!
Jun 14 2012 2:24PM
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Casper.
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Jun 14 2012 2:28PM
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Amadeus.
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that was so... touching.
Jun 14 2012 3:30PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
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DIRTY, tehehe
Jun 14 2012 3:39PM
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Lansfield
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Jun 14 2012 3:43PM
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A.Paul
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Damn they broke the 12" rule
Jun 14 2012 3:44PM
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Lansfield
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I dont get it
Jun 14 2012 3:45PM
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Miomo
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It's how close they can be to each other while dancing.
Jun 14 2012 3:49PM
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pastysmasher
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bahaha, wtf?! That was funny.
Jun 14 2012 4:01PM
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bdc.
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what did i just watch?
Jun 14 2012 4:03PM
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Davy.Crockett
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that made me so uncomfortable
Jun 14 2012 4:05PM
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FatWhore
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This is my middle school. To prove it I have this yearbook Click for larger image (Poorly created by people from my school, but it proves the point)
Jun 14 2012 4:09PM
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CheddarJack
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I'm surprised the audience kept quiet the entire time
Jun 14 2012 4:11PM
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POW-WOW
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Do you know if she ever got her period?
Jun 14 2012 4:20PM
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mnfreeskier
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bahahahhahaha
Jun 14 2012 4:23PM
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AWALLRUS.
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so you're still in middleschool. not something to be posted on ns.

but that was funny as hell.
Jun 14 2012 4:23PM
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EmperorKuzco
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That was hi-larousse.
Jun 14 2012 4:31PM
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LIL-WAT
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that shit cray
Jun 14 2012 4:34PM
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FatWhore
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What... middle schoolers can't ski? and i was in 8th grade, so now im in highschooll....
Jun 14 2012 4:37PM
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Orrin
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Haha it was priceless every time she looked up from her paper. Gold.
Jun 14 2012 4:40PM
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cwphoto
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bass to mouth!
Jun 14 2012 4:52PM
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AWALLRUS.
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no but nobody takes you seriously because you're 12 years old. especially when you jump out to defend yourself like that.

why do you have a 2012 yearbook (this year) if you're in highschool?
Jun 14 2012 5:02PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Jun 14 2012 5:27PM
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Phil-X-
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yea... nah...
Jun 14 2012 6:22PM
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asfdfads
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1:56 it started getting so hot. i couldnt have picked a better narrarator.
Jun 14 2012 6:27PM
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asfdfads
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they frenched
Jun 14 2012 6:28PM
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ski-swagga
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Jun 14 2012 6:33PM
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jibmeisterflex
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Bahahaha threads
Jun 14 2012 8:10PM
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Jane6
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when that day comes, my friend, we will celebrate.
Jun 14 2012 9:21PM
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Oldmann1584
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i sweeter this to ashton and also posted this on his FB wall i hope he sees it
Jun 14 2012 9:54PM
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1337
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BAD WILLY, BAD!!! YOU DONT DO THAT, NO!
Jun 14 2012 9:55PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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that was extremely awkward. da fuq?
Jun 14 2012 10:07PM
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Jane6
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nutritious and (most likely) delicious! Whats not to love?


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Jun 14 2012 10:12PM
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Andi_G
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awk......

Jun 14 2012 10:15PM
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Bread_Fish
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Not fucking real
Jun 15 2012 6:49AM
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AWALLRUS.
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lots of iron.
Jun 15 2012 2:40PM
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NotGhood
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Jun 16 2012 12:20AM
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