Some of my friends and I were at the bar one night just having a happy conversation and this old dude came and sat down kinda between us in that we formed a half circle and there was a chair in front of us.
We noticed that he kept leaning in and listening so we started asking each other the most horrific questions we could thing of... progressively getting worse.
He finally left when I asked my friend,
"Do you like to go down on girls during their period?" His response, "Yeah, it makes me feel like a vampire."
Some other great ones were involved working ski school as a pedophile, anal plugs, getting off to the discovery channel and so forth... but the vampire comment was apparently too much.
As her if she ever thinks about her dad while she masturbates.
