Replying to Halo is the 2nd most retarded video game ive ever played

first of all: video games of any kind are retarded an the biggest waste of time you can waste your money on. secondly, yes i am mad. yes i am raging. yes i am bad at playing halo. ask me if i give a fuck.

but seriously. its like youre dancing around on a fucking moonbounce firing lasers out of your dick hoping youre gonna be lucky enough to avoid getting shot in the skull by a sniper whos on a completely different map. then if you somehow get within your bumblefuck "battle rifle's" rage of about 15 feet, then you stand next to your prepubesent opponent unloading 2 magazines into each other's brain until one of you inexplicably drops dead. even when i do get the kill its about as exciting as squirting your friend in the face with a water pistol until he drowns to death.

for some reason detonating a grenade on masterchief's dick is about as effective as hitting him with a pillow, but whenever im within a mile and a half of one it tears me in half. and im pretty sure id rather carry a basket of apples into battle than one of those god-forsaken sniper rifles. the nine year old shit stain from korea gets 1 hit kills from across the map every time he pulls the trigger, but for me to get a kill its gonna take 4-5 headshots at point blank.

and who ever designed the vehicles in this debauchery of a game is the only one who deserves the fate of having to fight in one. seriously, who designs a tank covered in 3 feet of armor but leaves the driver completely unprotected? a mental patient thinks of that bullshit, not a soldier.

please, if youre one of the fuck ups who enjoys this horseshit, do the rest of humanity a favor an hang yourself in your closet. you have never been wronger about anything, and you sure as hell are never going to be right about anything.