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Picking Up Girls craziest stories

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walshie
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I am wondering if you have any creepy or funny stories of picking up females. I had a weird/funny one this weekend. So I was down the beach for senior week of gettin wasted all day and smoking etc, but anyway I was the DD for my friends this night and we are driving home from this party at like 1 in the morning. To set the seen my friend from hawaii is both high as a plane and drunk (call him Tito like from rocket power) and my friend Marc was also intoxicated. So we go over this bridge and they are loving it and shit cuz it looks cool and I see this car taking pictures so I'm like hey let's go get in some rando photos. I pull up along side and see 4 females in this sedan so I roll down the window and they do the same. They proceed to yell and ask how old we are in which I say 18 and they say same. Now my friend Tito is tryna get numbers but I'm like guys this is easy girls lets go back get them drunk and proceed from there and they are like yeah. So I say come back to my crib and they follow me a solid 15 minutes into bumblefuck, since the house is on a golf course. After this time we get back to the house and I open the trunk and grab the handle and a case. I walk to their car where two girls get out and the driver who is pretty hot is still in (the one I wanted originally). So then I'm like so wanna chill for a little and she's like yeah but we can't sleep over and I can't drink so.. She's like no point but these bitches were following us in and I'm like fuck, I can't fuck these ugly troll bitches.. Then I was like yo I'm real sorry but you can't come in.. Deuces and we just went inside. I don't know if I'm just young but this was like crazy to me meaning they would drive 10 miles into sketchy area... Although aside from the driver we had some solid 7s..
Jun 10 2012 9:44PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Please tell me you're kidding... Please.
Jun 13 2012 11:18PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
He didn't get the girls. He got them to follow him to his house, where he proceeded to tell them to leave. That's not picking up a girl.
Jun 13 2012 11:21PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
i just picked up a dozen chicks in one night.....



aren't they just adorable! Click for larger image
Jun 13 2012 11:24PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
This is quite possibly the rape-iest thing I have ever read. It sounds too me like you have no lady skills, tried to get these girls drunk to compensate for said lack of lady skills, they refused and you made yourself look like a total dick.
Jun 13 2012 11:48PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
did they look something like this?Click for larger image
Jun 14 2012 12:09AM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
are you going to take advantage of canada's lower drinking age?
Jun 14 2012 12:26AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
Mine's real and filled with victory! Alright so.. Last week I was working by myself late (I work at a gas station in the summer and had to close). So yeah about 20min before midnight these two girls walk in and they were slightly drunk. They tell me I'm hot and one gives me her # and tells me to hit her up when I'm out so she can "take care of me" so when I get off work I decide fuck it, and txt her. After that, in a nutshell, I went to her house and fucked her. She was born in 1980 (I was born in 1990) and I found this out moments before she started sucking my dick. Awesome.
Jun 14 2012 12:57AM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
what? Im assuming Goose was his friend
Jun 14 2012 1:13AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12275 - Karma: 7,536
trolololol
Jun 14 2012 1:15AM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
I had a friend whose nickname was Duck, why couldn't there be Goose
Jun 14 2012 1:17AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
The op made up this story to try to redeem himself from the escort thread...
Jun 14 2012 1:34AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
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Jun 14 2012 1:37AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12275 - Karma: 7,536
think this one was first, actually
Jun 14 2012 1:43AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
yeah we won a shirtless sand volleyball tournament together too, we kept our sunglasses on the whole time of course. This douche called iceman never stopped chewing his fucking gum though, but he was one damn fine pilot. One of the best the navy has ever seen.
Jun 14 2012 2:25AM
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JamesH
Posts: 328 - Karma: 58
Probably the best collection of ''didn't read'' gifs I have seen.
Jun 14 2012 8:04AM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
w8......did u not read it? because i didn't....
Jun 17 2012 1:17AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
one time i posted a thread on ns for a mail in escort
Jun 17 2012 1:53PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
hahah I'm there right now, not at senior week . OC senior week ahh the memories
Jun 17 2012 4:24PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
did you recieve any letters?
Jun 17 2012 4:36PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
my usual pickup lines include
"any baby yo momma let you date?"
"you got a purdy mouth, yo daddy let you date?"
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Jamal Smith Unreleased from Matt Weichel on Vimeo.

Jun 17 2012 5:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Mine is usually "that's some butt, do ya wipe it?!"

Jun 17 2012 8:13PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
idk i made out with this college chick at a party yesterday. shit was so cash.
Jun 17 2012 8:43PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
only win if you are in high school!
Jun 17 2012 8:45PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
yep i am!
Jun 17 2012 8:49PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
= win, grats on the college hookup
Jun 17 2012 8:50PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
lol idiot you missed out on sex
Jun 17 2012 9:57PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
this made me laugh.
Jun 17 2012 10:32PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
ahahhahhahahahahahaha
Jun 17 2012 10:45PM
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MYNAMEISCARSON
Posts: 153 - Karma: 588
i picked up my sister once, then gave her a piggyback ride.
Jun 19 2012 10:04AM
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