Replying to Picking Up Girls craziest stories

I am wondering if you have any creepy or funny stories of picking up females. I had a weird/funny one this weekend. So I was down the beach for senior week of gettin wasted all day and smoking etc, but anyway I was the DD for my friends this night and we are driving home from this party at like 1 in the morning. To set the seen my friend from hawaii is both high as a plane and drunk (call him Tito like from rocket power) and my friend Marc was also intoxicated. So we go over this bridge and they are loving it and shit cuz it looks cool and I see this car taking pictures so I'm like hey let's go get in some rando photos. I pull up along side and see 4 females in this sedan so I roll down the window and they do the same. They proceed to yell and ask how old we are in which I say 18 and they say same. Now my friend Tito is tryna get numbers but I'm like guys this is easy girls lets go back get them drunk and proceed from there and they are like yeah. So I say come back to my crib and they follow me a solid 15 minutes into bumblefuck, since the house is on a golf course. After this time we get back to the house and I open the trunk and grab the handle and a case. I walk to their car where two girls get out and the driver who is pretty hot is still in (the one I wanted originally). So then I'm like so wanna chill for a little and she's like yeah but we can't sleep over and I can't drink so.. She's like no point but these bitches were following us in and I'm like fuck, I can't fuck these ugly troll bitches.. Then I was like yo I'm real sorry but you can't come in.. Deuces and we just went inside. I don't know if I'm just young but this was like crazy to me meaning they would drive 10 miles into sketchy area... Although aside from the driver we had some solid 7s..