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Check what i've found next to my driveway!

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kebbek
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A fawn lost her mother so i brang it back to my house for 2 hours.

Jun 10 2012 8:37PM
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AWALLRUS.
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according to mods it's a racial slur, why don't you explain that to gato and maybe he'll remove all my previous bans for calling people f*ggot! man you're the smartest person in the world.
Jun 11 2012 6:01PM
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beezey
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I think taking the term 'bitch' is fucking fine. Call me a bitch there are so many other words that are worse.
Jun 11 2012 6:02PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
na·ture    [ney-cher] Show IPA
noun
1.
the material world, especially as surrounding humankindand existing independently of human activities.
2.
the natural world as it exists without human beings orcivilization.
3.
the elements of the natural world, as mountains, trees,animals, or rivers.
4.
natural scenery.
5.
the universe, with all its phenomena.


I mean calling humans nature is a gray area. I just don't feel that I am a part of a nature even though, I plant things, clean up trash, and don't do much harm to the environment we just don't live much of a natural cycle anymore...
Jun 11 2012 6:04PM
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TimRiley
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Jun 11 2012 6:08PM
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baethoven
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It's because it's DEGRADING and meant to make the person feel bad. It may be classified to be as punishable as a racial slur, but that doesn't make it a racial slur. It's sexual orientation discrimination.
Jun 11 2012 6:13PM
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Benji.
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Jun 11 2012 6:19PM
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beezey
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I can't have any animals products other than organic poultry or fish, I would be a vegatarian but I can't give up some of my main protein or I'll be even more hopelessly hungry. But I feel super bad for eating chicken, :( I'm such a wuss lately
Jun 11 2012 6:27PM
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Yardie
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I raise you
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now I'm hungry...I've eaten nothing but pringles and cured chorizos for the past 2 days...
Jun 11 2012 6:27PM
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beezey
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Jun 11 2012 6:28PM
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Bateman
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it's time to stop posting.
Jun 11 2012 6:29PM
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AWALLRUS.
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"if they gonna ban the word n*gga, they gots to ban the word muthafucka too because it's degrading to all our muthas. and last time I checked there was a whole lot more muthas in this world then there are n*ggas!"
-charlie brown and the easter n*gga

I guess whenever somebody calls someone a "dick" they should get banned too because it's degrading to dicks like me.
Jun 11 2012 6:33PM
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geteducated
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what if 5 years from now that deer jumps out in front of you and fucks up your car?
Jun 11 2012 6:39PM
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beezey
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Then you prob should drive slower and be more alert?
Jun 11 2012 6:42PM
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Benji.
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This:
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Then fix your car.
Jun 11 2012 6:43PM
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AWALLRUS.
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yeah every deer that's been hit by a car was totally the driver's fault.

I bet you're one of those hippies who shows up at press conferences and covers people in animal blood.
Jun 11 2012 6:43PM
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geteducated
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should have killed it when you had the chance.
Jun 11 2012 6:44PM
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baethoven
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Jun 11 2012 6:48PM
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beezey
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lol no, I used to hunt with my dad and I go salmon fishing and I'm a big outdoors person. I've never hit an animal in my car in my entire life and I've been driving since I was 15 and I'm now 20.
Jun 11 2012 6:51PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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did you know that mother deer often don't spend much time with their newborn fawn? it is quite common for a mother to visit their fawn only to nurse when they're really young. the reason is that fawn don't have much scent, whereas a mother deer does, so she stays away from it to avoid attracting predators.

obviously this fawn's mother is a retard because she stashed her baby next to your driveway instead of somewhere safer. or maybe she's really smart because she knew that you'd do no harm to her young while also keeping other predators at bay?

at any rate, i bet you whipped it out and let the fawn "nurse", didn't you...?...? ;)
Jun 11 2012 6:55PM
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gotti
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and yet baby humans continue to die of starvation in africa. smh
Jun 11 2012 6:57PM
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beezey
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Well obviously and that's horribly... horrible way to make me depressed. Yet, that is way off topic.
Jun 11 2012 7:08PM
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POW-WOW
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I didn't like you last summer before you were banned but you have made your way up to 10/10.
Jun 11 2012 7:33PM
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kebbek
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It was getting dark and it was calling her mom.

Jun 11 2012 8:56PM
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.Hugo.
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You randomly shoot at kittens?
Jun 11 2012 9:12PM
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JORMUNGAND
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oh i didnt realize this thread was about bears... the video made it look a lot like a deer, but thanks for the clarification. idiot.
Jun 11 2012 9:23PM
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MNS
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i am not mentally handicapped.

i did not back up alvy's poor lack of respect, just pointed out an odd fact of how suckass NSers are towards pink names. im sure it must not just be me who has witnessed this phenomenon?

As for the way people treat others on the internet, (i would first like to make it clear i do not condone calling people offensive names regardless of gender/race/sexual orientation/etc..) you are wrong.





Jun 11 2012 9:30PM
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aquinn
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i did this once up in maine. Momma deer came storming back and was ready to stomp my brains in
Jun 11 2012 9:45PM
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250r
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It would have been so good too since it was a fawn. Fawn is like the veal of venison obviously, it would be so tender and flavorful. Ive only ever had regular venison, but id love to try some fawn.
Jun 11 2012 10:06PM
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cwphoto
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I wish i could give you 100/10
Jun 11 2012 10:50PM
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gyarados
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False on so many levels. OP don't listen to this, it couldn't be more wrong.
Jun 11 2012 11:31PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Who the fuck kills a baby deer?
Jun 11 2012 11:53PM
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250r
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refer to my post above, its no different than killing a lamb or baby cow for meat.
Jun 12 2012 1:19AM
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beezey
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oh nooooooo, not my feelingssss, you cann hurrttt anything just not my feelingsssssss

my mom talks better shit to me than you do
Jun 12 2012 2:02AM
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ReetsAdeets
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Who kills a lamb or baby cow directly anymore? There's a big difference between eating a piece of meat from the store and going out and killing kittens...how can you not care about killing this?
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Jun 12 2012 6:32PM
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SterlingArcher
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My car is known as the deerdozer4000. I cant help it if all those deer ran out of zoloft and want to donate their body to jack links.
Jun 12 2012 6:57PM
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AWALLRUS.
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sounds like some great parenting skills.
Jun 12 2012 7:07PM
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N.F
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Jun 12 2012 7:19PM
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baethoven
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Jun 12 2012 7:57PM
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250r
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Plenty of people, lamb and veal are delicious. I don't see why people get caught up on the age of an animal. If your going to kill it either way why does it matter when. Im sorry if doing it this way doesn't shield you from the truth about your food. But when you buy a piece of beef or pork, you still know that animal was hung by its legs upside down and had its throat slit. Just because you didn't do it your self doesn't mean it didn't happen. I think its actually pretty sad that you say that, people these days have become so out of touch with their food. They just buy whatever is cheap on the supermarket shelf and assume that there are no problems with the food without question.

and about the kittens, this is a wild animal not personal pet
Jun 12 2012 9:30PM
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Relish_man
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Haha Nick what the fuck
Jun 12 2012 9:56PM
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geteducated
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seriously though, if you grew up in middle of the fuck no where village and there were a bunch of kittens around you i bet you wouldn't be able to wait for them to get fattened up. it's because you have been conditioned to think that way is the reason why you think it's so weird.
Jun 12 2012 11:42PM
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bdarb207
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I vote 100% that using mentally handicapped as a put down should be made bannable before calling someone a bitch should. At least being a bitch is up to the person being a bitch, mentally handicapped people have no choice.
Jun 14 2012 3:15PM
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howlongcanausern
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HAHAHAHA yes 10/10
Jun 14 2012 3:21PM
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MNS
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hahahaha you just made me laugh, and a great point. he contradicted himself hard.


Jun 17 2012 9:23PM
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