Pranks you've pulled

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Yo thizzle stop crying about a little egging and come suck on these nuts.

Jun 26 2012 6:38PM

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Also a word from the wise.. Avoid posting multiple times in a row on a thread. This is called "double-posting" and "post-whoring", which may result in an overzealous internet warrior attacking you with the full force of his mighty karma-lowering staff of destruction.
You might be wondering what that may feel like.. You may even think it sounds fun or eventful..
It is not.

Jun 26 2012 6:39PM

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you have a gaping internet vagina

Jun 26 2012 6:43PM

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You're so original and hurtful with your words! ;)

Jun 26 2012 6:46PM

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Jun 26 2012 6:47PM

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Jun 26 2012 6:49PM

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Aw fuck you got me man.. I'm terribly sensitive about my vagina.

Jun 26 2012 6:50PM

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Yo thizzle

Jun 26 2012 6:52PM

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Yo alvy.

Jun 26 2012 6:53PM

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Don't cry everything will be okay

Jun 26 2012 6:54PM

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Idk it's just been so tough these last few days..
Now *Bird just won't stop harassing me and my vagina.. It's getting really though to keep calm. I'm gonna go vent on my Tumblr. BRB.

Jun 26 2012 6:56PM

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to thizzle this should do the trick

Jun 26 2012 6:57PM

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You're a fucking piece of shit, I hope you get your ass whooped by all 300 of those guys at some point in your life

Jun 26 2012 6:59PM

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Hmm...going back and reading page 2, it would appear that Thizzle isn't the butthurt crybaby bitch, it's *Bird. What a fucking cocksucker. Waahhhh you got kicked out of a party because you're a loser.

Jun 26 2012 7:13PM

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I have been vindicated. My work here is done.

Jun 26 2012 7:16PM

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lol everyone on ns must be retarded. i never got kicked out of the party dumb ass. wahhhhhhh

Jun 26 2012 7:17PM

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You're still the one that cares this much.

Jun 26 2012 7:21PM

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Sorry...your *friends* got kicked out, so you vandalized the shit out of someone else's property because you're an even bigger loser than your loser friends.

If I ever found out you did something like that my stuff, I'd stuff raw eggs down your throat until you vomited, use the vomit as lube, and shove the thick end of a baseball bat up your ass until you begged for mercy. Then, I'd use the shitty end of the bat to knock your fucking teeth out and laugh as you try to pick up the broken shards while simultaneously bleeding out from your anus.

Jun 26 2012 7:22PM

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no shit, why else would i keep posting

Jun 26 2012 7:23PM

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Because you have a gaping internet vagina. Now,

Jun 26 2012 7:26PM

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oh no what am I going to do??!!!

Jun 26 2012 7:26PM

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Jun 26 2012 7:27PM

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Hahahaha

Jun 26 2012 7:31PM

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well this dumb girl at my school always has parties, so one day me and 3 of my friends during one of these parties took some tools and stole her toilet and sink (they were just held in with bolts) and left them on her front lawn. She was not impressed

Jun 26 2012 7:32PM

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hahahahaha dude just stop digging

Jun 26 2012 7:35PM

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Oh man I fucking lost +k

Jun 26 2012 7:49PM

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Dumped 100+ grasshoppers down a highly populated stairwell.

Jun 26 2012 8:12PM

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I feel like you definitely would not do that

Jun 26 2012 8:19PM

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no because most people have respect for other peoples belongings, I would fucking kill someone if they messed with my truck. That is a no go zone.

Jun 26 2012 8:19PM

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Jun 26 2012 8:21PM

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I'm going to hide now

Jun 26 2012 8:28PM

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Yo guys stop arguing.

Jun 26 2012 10:21PM

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Replaced my friend's toothpaste with mayonaise.

Put a bed, open condoms, chips, ketchup, and a note saying "who the fuck took the matress" in my friend's treefort (he had not been up there in a month, and had recently removed a mattress). He freaked out the next week when he found it.

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