Wake up at 9:00 with my eyes crusted shut. Pull eyelids apart. (I have horrific pollen allergies..)
Fill my gourd with yerba mate, mint, and sugar, drink one gourd.
Make breakfast, eat, have a second gourd of mate.
Go to the garage, smoke my pipe (tobacco), read my book, have a third gourd.
Then I go off and do something, and if not, I continue intermittently smoking, reading, and consuming caffeine.
Around six, eat dinner with the family, afterwords, go out and have a smoke, a cup of tea, and keep reading.
Come in at nine, watch TV and chat with my mother, intermittently facebooking/NSing
Watch porn at midnight, fap, then go to bed.
Yeeeeee thats whats up