Replying to Your Funniest / Oddest Injury

Bored at work, was thinking about some shtuff.

Last summer I broke my pinky toe..... fishing. Yup that's right. I was up in the front of the boat and I had to hop back to the engine real quick to move the boat, the floor was wet, my foot slipped right into the corner of the seat going ~mach 35. Imagine stubbing your pinky toe on a coffee table or something, but never ending pain and your toe sticking out to the side. Those 2 toes made a 90 degree angle.

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