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Justin Bieber faces 6 months in jail

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MothaHucker
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http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-facing-months-jail-163239713.html

His anus will not enjoy prison.

Jun 7 2012 2:11AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I beg to differ.
Jun 7 2012 2:12AM
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c4t_l0ver
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zzziiingggg
Jun 7 2012 2:15AM
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Njens.
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hahahaha
Jun 7 2012 2:15AM
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bnewbs6
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Quality first post is quality
Jun 7 2012 2:16AM
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baethoven
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hahaha


and OP this shit's gonna get settled outside of court... unfortunately
Jun 7 2012 2:19AM
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Skiing.Nz
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As much as I would love to see his ass go to jail, it sounds like complete bullshit to me. And even if it did happen the photographer is being a bigger pussy than justin beiber himself. There is no way he would be able to throw a punch that could hurt anyone let alone hospitalize them.
Jun 7 2012 2:22AM
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gengar.
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how is he even remotely capable of hospitalizing someone.
Jun 7 2012 2:27AM
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LIL-WAT
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His singing is enough to hospitalize me.
Jun 7 2012 2:50AM
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Olde_English
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BOOM nailed it
Jun 7 2012 2:55AM
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Pikachu.
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Jun 7 2012 2:58AM
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cobra_commander
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Lol at how the court case will go.

The prosecution calls Photographer Sorecunt to the stand.

Prosecution: So that man attacked you ---> points to other bitch in room.

Photographer Sorecunt: yes.

Judge: Wait one fucking minute, you got put in the hospital by that little girl ---> points to Justine Bieber.

Photographer Sorecunt: Um.... Yes? *hangs head, starts crying*

Judge: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
case dismissed.

Headlines next day: Justine Bieber Acquitted On Account of Photographer Possessing More Female Hormones than Bieber.
Jun 7 2012 3:10AM
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SnowshoeThompson
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bieber is a boss.
Jun 7 2012 4:21AM
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Bateman
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ha
Jun 7 2012 4:35AM
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bdarb207
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Awesome considering your name ha.
Jun 7 2012 6:35AM
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