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Roast of ElGato

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Mike-O
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The first time I met ElGato, he changed my life. I was having a really bad day, down and out, and I didn't know if I could go on any longer. But then he stumbled into my life. Suddenly, the skies cleared and were filled with magical rainbows and a glorious sun shone down brightly and vividly on us, colouring my grey visage once again as the birds began singing louder and more endearingly than ever before. Just his presence and smile alone were enough to lift my spirits and helped me get on with my life once again. The thing is, he took it so nonchalantly and altruistically, telling me fascinating stories about his life and his expeditions, showing me another way to fulfill my life without strife. It was just all in a day's work for him.

He is one of the greatest people I have ever known. Here's to you - I hope you live a long and prosperous life.
Jun 6 2012 10:52AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
lol i cant see the picture, what is it?
Jun 7 2012 9:24PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
post backfire.
Jun 7 2012 9:31PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hahah
Jun 7 2012 9:34PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
I'm laughing so hard at this.
Jun 7 2012 9:35PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.


AND FUCK YOU SOME MORE

So happy this cock pusher is banned. He called me a f*ggot in my feedback because I gave him shit for dick riding supreme and defending himself in the post your purchases thread. Fuck this kid. Good riddance.
Jun 7 2012 9:48PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
legendary post
Jun 7 2012 9:55PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
for cereal?
Jun 7 2012 9:55PM
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Miomo
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Jun 7 2012 9:55PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
ns wont let me load a southpark clip, but yeah SUPER SUPER CEREAL
Jun 7 2012 9:57PM
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Sno.
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Jun 7 2012 10:01PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

I don't even.....so low!

I feel guilty just reading these posts.

Jun 7 2012 10:14PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
what's unreal is that you fell for it
Jun 7 2012 10:38PM
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utorrents
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Jun 7 2012 10:40PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
wow
Jun 7 2012 10:46PM
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throatyogurt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
hahaha this is awesome
Jun 7 2012 10:48PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i don't like supreme either but i feel like it takes a fair amount of f*ggotry to say "dick riding supreme" or give people shit for "dick riding supreme"
Jun 7 2012 11:01PM
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k-rob
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obviously yes.
Jun 7 2012 11:13PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
you need to stop being so sensitive and take your job more serously. gosh!
Jun 7 2012 11:20PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
you delete all of my scare photos, and that annoys me :(
Jun 7 2012 11:49PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
I just tried to quote that post you deleted, but you must have deleted it before i hit quote reply because the "quoted text" box was empty and had your name on top of it.

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Jun 7 2012 11:50PM
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Flacko
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are you kidding me why would you delete it?
Jun 7 2012 11:50PM
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Sno.
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lol. I laughed. Not proud of it though.

Jun 7 2012 11:51PM
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Gods_Father
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Jun 7 2012 11:52PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
a black nser is a myth

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Jun 7 2012 11:55PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
itt: Bitch about ElGato, no roasting
Jun 7 2012 11:57PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
this thread has certainly been interesting
Jun 7 2012 11:58PM
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