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Roast of ElGato

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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

The first time I met ElGato, he changed my life. I was having a really bad day, down and out, and I didn't know if I could go on any longer. But then he stumbled into my life. Suddenly, the skies cleared and were filled with magical rainbows and a glorious sun shone down brightly and vividly on us, colouring my grey visage once again as the birds began singing louder and more endearingly than ever before. Just his presence and smile alone were enough to lift my spirits and helped me get on with my life once again. The thing is, he took it so nonchalantly and altruistically, telling me fascinating stories about his life and his expeditions, showing me another way to fulfill my life without strife. It was just all in a day's work for him.

He is one of the greatest people I have ever known. Here's to you - I hope you live a long and prosperous life.
Jun 6 2012 10:52AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
that sounds like more of a toast
Jun 6 2012 10:55AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well, I'm drawing blanks here.


But, I have never pissed you off, so that's a start.
Jun 6 2012 10:59AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
OP i dont think thats a roast.
Jun 6 2012 11:54AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Dogs are better than cats
Jun 6 2012 11:56AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
FUKING GAYFAGNOOB BANNED ME 6 TIMES WTF WAT A DIK I H8 HIM USELESS PEICE OF SHIT SITS ON THE INTERNETS ALL DAY JUST BEING A DIK 2 KIDS 4 NO R3ASON
Jun 6 2012 11:56AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
mike-o you need to do a lot less when it comes to posting, you've had a few funny stories, but now you're just trying too hard
Jun 6 2012 11:57AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I'll leave this for Gato to play with.
Jun 6 2012 11:58AM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
I'll leave this for Gato to play with as well.
Jun 6 2012 12:00PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
noob
Jun 6 2012 12:00PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
welp, you got me

such a noob
Jun 6 2012 12:07PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i heard he is actually the real 'chupacabra' and now lays low by going through the world under the alias of 'ElGato' while the mexican secret service is doing their best to track him down ....

let's just hope they're not monitoring NS ....
Jun 6 2012 12:08PM
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Jane6
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Jun 6 2012 12:08PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
He goes to Harvard Law School, classy guy.
Jun 6 2012 12:09PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
You just brought back scary memories of my trip to Puerto Rico when I was 12, and all the boy scouts scaring the living fuck out of me. Thanks mom, for having me take a trip of a lifetime. (granted the rest of the trip was a blast)
Jun 6 2012 12:10PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
10/10, would bang
Jun 6 2012 12:11PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
My only encounters with the great ElGato were bans for starting a shitstorm (4 days, no regrets.) and making a glorious picture of purple dildos that said "skiing". Overall, I think he's a pretty great guy. And his icon is boss.
Jun 6 2012 12:16PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
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Jun 6 2012 12:23PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
SHUT UP!
Jun 6 2012 12:30PM
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.Hansel.
Posts: 185 - Karma: 113
I am honored to have met gus, let alone share a few laps in the park with him. Super humble guy, who is one of the nicest people i have ever met.
Jun 6 2012 1:04PM
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Ruffles
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 29
He banned me for a month for posting artsy nudes.
Jun 6 2012 1:06PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Tiene un gato grande in his pantalones
Jun 6 2012 1:18PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
*En sus. you were so close...
Jun 6 2012 1:26PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
.

and gato banned me too, boo hoo he bans everyone no biggie
Jun 6 2012 1:39PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Check your meter buddy.
Jun 6 2012 1:44PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Quality response.
Jun 6 2012 1:48PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i present you all with a haiku


Gus and I are friends.
Haters are going to hate.
That shit is real cray.



Jun 6 2012 1:50PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Suck it up.
Jun 6 2012 1:50PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
The same could be said about your grammar skills.
Jun 6 2012 1:50PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Mike-o with another shitstorm...
Jun 6 2012 1:57PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
not if i un-delete it !!
muhahahahah!!
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Jun 6 2012 2:02PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
ElGato a la presedencia.

AYY AYY AYY AYYYYYYYYYYY AYY YAYY AYYYYYAYYAYY AYYAYYYAYYY AYYYYYYYY

ARRRRIBA ARRRRRIBA

SI SI SI

Me recogen uvas de los campos de California.


AYY AYY AYYYYYYYY AYYA AAYYYYYYAYYYYYY


ARRRRRRRIBA

ElGato a la presedencia

Jun 6 2012 2:34PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Viva ElGato!
Jun 6 2012 2:37PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
He didn't go hiking with me.
I'm convinced it is because cats are afraid of leashes.
Jun 6 2012 2:41PM
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utorrents
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Jun 6 2012 2:51PM
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thejeffrey
Posts: 67 - Karma: 12
Well looks like the rost idea turned out to be a great success. Oh I've got an idea lets start the rost with a kiss ass memoir.
Jun 6 2012 2:58PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Either way, whatever you were trying to say was completely incomprehensible.
Jun 6 2012 4:37PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
here's this.
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Jun 6 2012 4:45PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
bahahha i found this very funny
Jun 6 2012 4:45PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
Haha thats so awesome.
Jun 6 2012 5:49PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
Jun 6 2012 5:54PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
I thought he banned me once for posting an "innapropriate" website URL but it wasnt really him
Jun 6 2012 5:57PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
lol
Jun 6 2012 6:00PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
more of gato's best work.

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Jun 6 2012 6:02PM
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AWALLRUS.
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Jun 6 2012 6:07PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
you will still always be this towards Gus, no matter what you say.

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Jun 6 2012 6:23PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
dis kid got sum damn gud hurrr
Jun 6 2012 6:33PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
this thread = best.
Jun 6 2012 6:39PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
EVERY TIME YOU POST I WANT TO KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
Jun 6 2012 6:43PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
I told him my mom died to get out of a ban.... My mom didn't really die....


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Jun 7 2012 9:20PM
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