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Girl, 11, Can set things on fire..... with her brain?!!?!?

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http://eyedrd.org/2012/05/eleven-year-old-girl-with-ability-of-setting-things-on-fire-with-her-brain.html


What.
The.
Fuck.
Jun 5 2012 7:41PM
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steezyjibber
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and pigs can fly
Jun 5 2012 7:44PM
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RickAstley
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there is no way that's real. footy or it's fiction.
Jun 5 2012 7:44PM
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SSteezle
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haha holy shit that's epic. i'd love to see a video of it
Jun 5 2012 7:44PM
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Bill.Nye
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It's on the internet, it must be true.
Jun 5 2012 7:45PM
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ActualNinja
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Jun 5 2012 7:45PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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sketchy website, subject lives in china, "she had a serious accident when she was 3."



seems legit.
Jun 5 2012 7:45PM
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*N_Wist*
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What. The. fuck. indeed, that shit cray.
Jun 5 2012 7:45PM
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jibmeisterflex
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And goats can fly
Jun 5 2012 7:46PM
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steezyjibber
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You raise a valid point

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Jun 5 2012 7:47PM
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Bill.Nye
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And flies can oink
Jun 5 2012 7:48PM
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EricaMN.
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looked for videos.

snuff film with the canadian porn actor that was recently arrested.
mfw.
Jun 5 2012 7:49PM
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Ribss.
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As much as I want that to be true, I feel like that just can NOT be possible.
Jun 5 2012 7:53PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Maybe her parents were involved in secret CIA drug experiments in the 70's and her father has the power to make people do things that he tells them to do in his mind.

Jun 5 2012 7:54PM
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bakedpow
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Seems legit.
Jun 5 2012 8:00PM
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yuck
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Jun 5 2012 8:02PM
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Miomo
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I dunno, guys. If there's one source you can trust, it's the internet. Looks pretty real to me.
Jun 5 2012 8:05PM
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Olimar
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"A strange line that was found on the right side of her brain that is only found on the brains of philosophers and priests"
... wut?
that doesnt make any sense at all. I dont think as soon as someone is ordained a priest the develop a strange line on their brain.
Jun 5 2012 8:07PM
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Lucas
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My uncle works at ea and he said this is part of the up coming game.
Jun 5 2012 8:08PM
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Juicy-J
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Jun 5 2012 8:12PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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that is exactly what i was thinking, if that would be true then the general statement is that if someone has this "line" they are a priest or philosopher? Something smells fishy here.
Jun 5 2012 8:13PM
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ForeverYung
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Jun 5 2012 8:50PM
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Master_Debater
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We are boned. Goodbye America.
Jun 5 2012 9:03PM
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Lemuel
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Footy or its fake. And I wutted so hard at the line thing. "Only found in priests and philosophers"....... yea ok. Those are professions, not species or mutations or something like that.
Jun 5 2012 9:06PM
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.ZT.
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Nope just Asian,

Jun 5 2012 9:08PM
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steezysteeze
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That article was way to shitily written and sketch for me to believe.
Jun 5 2012 9:11PM
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technique.
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vietnam
Jun 5 2012 9:23PM
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AWALLRUS.
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looks like a legit diagnosis from legit doctors reported on a legit website.
Jun 5 2012 9:48PM
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Spinoza
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meh,   its been done:



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Jun 5 2012 9:50PM
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*monsterskier*
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i think it was Vietnam but I could be wrong
Jun 5 2012 9:51PM
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jibmeisterflex
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pure gold haha +k
Jun 6 2012 5:43PM
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rareison
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lies
Jun 6 2012 5:45PM
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Forcillo
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Jun 6 2012 6:23PM
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Skierguy1234
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If this was true it would be international headlines fo sho
Jun 6 2012 6:28PM
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Shark.
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Jun 6 2012 6:28PM
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feihlination
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Jun 6 2012 6:33PM
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Ski_Alot
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that would be sick to be able to do... but what if you had the power to rip fabric with your mind
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Jun 6 2012 6:35PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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GOATS..


And I don't believe it.
Jun 6 2012 6:38PM
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Toaster-Tony
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"Eastern logic" can just be retarded at times.
Jun 6 2012 7:46PM
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Jonny7
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Jun 6 2012 7:54PM
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hot.pocket
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Jun 6 2012 8:01PM
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InQcKillinIt
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anyone can do that...
Jun 6 2012 8:19PM
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Poems
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" they discovered a strange line on her right brain’s right side, which only happens with the brains of philosophers or priests." Seems legit.
Jun 6 2012 8:33PM
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rudager
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Yea? But can she set stuff on fire, on WEED?!?!
Jun 6 2012 8:49PM
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Poems
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Holy shit my 1000th pOst!!!!!1
Jun 6 2012 9:28PM
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Jane6
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hahahahaha
Jun 6 2012 9:36PM
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Bread_Fish
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I call bullshit. Also its in Vietnam what do you expect, that doctor probably didnt even go to college.
Jun 6 2012 11:18PM
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