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Save Money on Eating Out

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walshie
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I have had a job for 4 years now, (I'm 18) but aside from skiing and maybe even more than skiing, food is my biggest expense. I eat out alot with my friends and stuff but I started entering online websites for like different restaurants. Then they send you an email with a free meal for your birthday. You can just make different accounts and get free meals as you change your birthday to coincide with the date. I havent paid for eating out in past two weeks, with the exception of 10cents for cup for water.... You should try it, or do you have any other ideas
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Huck_Norris
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I thought this was a thread about eating pussy and thought to myself "Why is he spending money to eat pussy???" 

lol

13 years ago
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roddy116
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i dont like chilis that much...
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walshie
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hahah definitely not
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Ribss.
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Good idea, I do shit like that alot. My biggest expense is probably weed though, and dispensaries dont give you free weed on your birthday unfortunately
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artfullydodged
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Edited to what I expected

I have had a job for 4 years now, (I'm 18) but aside from skiing and maybe even more than skiing, pussy is my biggest expense. I eat out alot of my friends and stuff but I started entering online websites for like different pussy. Then they send you an email with a free pussy for your birthday. You can just make different accounts and get free pussy as you change your birthday to coincide with the date. I havent paid for eating out in past two weeks, with the exception of 10cents for cup a for water.... You should try it, or do you have any other ideas
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cobra_commander
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It is called a supermarket. Aka don't eat out...
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alex=
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What he said.

GO RAMEN UP IN DAT BITCH
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beezey
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hmmm I was hoping this would be a different subject
13 years ago
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cobra_commander
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I have found that if I give a girl a wicked tung fucking I am able to get away with spending less on future dates.
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Deluge
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As was i
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walshie
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Hit me up
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freestyler540
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I hate cooking. So I make a good breakfast to get most of my nutiments for the day. Cereal is a side dish and is pretty cheap.

I found eating fruits and vegies on the slow days control my hunger during the day. Granola bars help too. For meals, I often go for poutine or hot dogs...

Being active cuts down on appetite. Then I toke to fall asleep early in the night to avoid hunger. Did that for  2 straight months!
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anashyo
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thought the same thign
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GayWolf420
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If you're paying to eat someone out, chances are they are a path that has been heavily traveled.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Guess im the only one that wasn't thinking this was about muff diving?
13 years ago
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Spic-N-SpaN
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this was hilarious
13 years ago
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walshie
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Hit me up
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zues
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I lol'ed
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edai
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH
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Spic-N-SpaN
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^^^and pussy is too expensive, dinners, movies, gas, gifts...
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