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Zombie Outbreak Map 2012

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gyarados
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https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=200550673725395426280.0004c17702d2a2db34c53
No explanation needed, get your chainsaw-bayonet-shotgun-flamethrowers ready!
Jun 3 2012 8:14PM
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Jeffmnicholas
Posts: 821 - Karma: 42
i live 3 minutes away from the man who tore out his intestines and threw them at police /claim
Jun 3 2012 8:17PM
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anashyo
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y so many?!?!
people these days
Jun 3 2012 8:19PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen

RABIES =/= ZOMBIES
Jun 3 2012 8:20PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
same with mad cow...

That being said, almost all of those "zombie incidents" were either rabies or mad cow disease.
Jun 3 2012 8:21PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
east coast is effffed
Jun 3 2012 8:43PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
The only thing this map proves is how shitty Florida is.
Jun 3 2012 8:49PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
flamethrowers are unwieldy, hard to use, heavy, and uncontrollable.
come on now
Jun 3 2012 8:51PM
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SShield
Posts: 252 - Karma: 65
Cannibalism =/= zombies
Jun 3 2012 9:05PM
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shane.t
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Exactly not insta death either
Jun 3 2012 9:26PM
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MLB
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Canada FTW......just gay pornstars who hack people up......
Jun 3 2012 9:29PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
East coast!
Jun 3 2012 9:29PM
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Bar_Down
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So many in florida lol
Jun 3 2012 9:36PM
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*LanaKane*
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Jun 4 2012 7:14PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4224 - Karma: 10,614
Lana


Lana





LANA










LAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 4 2012 7:22PM
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*LanaKane*
Posts: 64 - Karma: 9
WHAT?
Jun 4 2012 7:23PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5890 - Karma: 3,582
wat?

Jun 4 2012 7:26PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Fuck me, I'm going to be eaten. I bet PA is next
Jun 4 2012 7:30PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
yo, come chill out in washington. 0 zombie attacks, and we can build an ns'ers safehouse.
Jun 4 2012 7:43PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Patient zero is clearly in florida.
Jun 4 2012 7:45PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4224 - Karma: 10,614
DAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jun 4 2012 8:17PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I think I get it.
Jun 4 2012 8:21PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
i read it in his voice
Jun 4 2012 8:24PM
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*LanaKane*
Posts: 64 - Karma: 9
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Jun 4 2012 8:27PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
That map sucked, rabies has absolutely nothing to do with zombies. Also Florida is a shitty state in general
Jun 4 2012 8:42PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
FUCK! WE ARE FUCKED! They are spreading north...oh man....anyone want to gather some rendezvous check points? I feel like ski hills may be a good idea...you know live off the land?
Jun 4 2012 8:50PM
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hot.pocket
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...cuz ski hills are the best places to "live off the land".
Jun 4 2012 8:59PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
YESS
Jun 4 2012 9:02PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Obviously.
Jun 4 2012 9:03PM
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zapadelic
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The only solution is to burn down Florida
Jun 4 2012 9:07PM
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hot.pocket
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Or detach it from the rest of the US and let it float out into the ocean.
Jun 4 2012 9:18PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
Ive came across some wild life whilst on the hill plus there are grizzly bears in the summer...maybe we can befriend them? If we dont get on the same page as animals we are FUCKED!
Jun 4 2012 9:26PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
zombie island! thatd SUCK
Jun 4 2012 9:26PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4224 - Karma: 10,614
1. Detach it
2. Drop a bomb on it
3. ????????
4. Zombie free world profit
Jun 4 2012 9:53PM
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Bill.Nye
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Then you would just end up with a mix of zombies and the hills have eyes people.
Jun 4 2012 9:57PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Yes?
Jun 4 2012 10:02PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
fuck yea Colorado.

Jun 4 2012 10:06PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
oh my god its spreading to europe
Jun 4 2012 11:39PM
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