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SHUT UP ABOUT ZOMBIES!

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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
Seriously its getting really old. Turns out the "Zombie" was a guy on bath salts, so shut up already...
Jun 3 2012 8:00PM
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kbrando
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 904
couldnt agree more
Jun 3 2012 8:03PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
It's a cover up. Zombie appocolypse! What about the fighter that ate his friends brain and heart or the mom that ate her baby or the kid at that one school that ate his room mate?
Jun 3 2012 8:04PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
It is just fun to joke about and is a funny subject in general. So I can't understand why your so mad, also most people know this already.
Jun 3 2012 8:04PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
They were on the drug too...?
Jun 3 2012 8:09PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
nope zombies
Jun 3 2012 9:02PM
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Wallisch_pl
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i lol'd, very confident
Jun 3 2012 9:08PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
all you homos are done with vampires now it's all about zombies. how can I be cool like you guys
Jun 3 2012 9:09PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
We already knew zombies aren't real.
We knew the people were on bath salts.
If you want NS to shut up about them, maybe you shouldn't make a thread.
There are already 10+.

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Jun 3 2012 9:11PM
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eldridge
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youll be the first to die....
Jun 3 2012 9:12PM
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.ZT.
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Jun 3 2012 9:14PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
FUCK YOU I WANT TO KILL ZOMBIES
Jun 3 2012 9:15PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
well that didn't work...
Jun 3 2012 9:16PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21
I could, but only if it had to do with some smuckers and a shit ton of anal
Jun 3 2012 9:17PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
i definitely agree with the "zombie" part, but you have to admit there has been a large number of psychotic outbreaks in recent months. some of them without violent, or mental history that would indicate these violent outbursts.

and if you read what the Miami cannibal's girlfriend, mother, and friends said about him, you might question it too. They all said that he was a nonviolent person, very religious and always carrying a bible with him. They also said he was not a drug user, besides smoking pot which he was trying to quit. even if he did try bathsalts for some reason that day, it would take a huge amount to make someone commit that atrocity.
but odds are, someone drugged him. kinda weird we don't know for sure yet tho.
and reiterating that i definitely don't believe it's zombies. but i'm not ruling out that something may be causing theses psychotic violent outbursts.
Jun 3 2012 9:19PM
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*LanaKane*
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It's your duty as an American to prepare for the inevitable.
Jun 3 2012 9:23PM
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POW-WOW
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Jun 3 2012 9:29PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
this thread is now about,   Zombies


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Jun 3 2012 9:32PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
I second that.
Jun 3 2012 9:33PM
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sleazy
Posts: 374 - Karma: 281
I love zombies but I'm tired of turning on the news or coming on here and finding a new thread ! Obviously not real...yet
Jun 3 2012 9:34PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.
Jun 3 2012 9:34PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
I wouldn't want to be a human killing zombies.....I'd want to get bitten by a zombie then become a super zombie like in resident evil and just destroy shit.
Jun 3 2012 9:37PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
The fuck are you talking about? Boofing bathsalts is fun! Try it, kids!
Jun 3 2012 9:37PM
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Good_Deed
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 1,321
ZOMBIES!!!
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Jun 3 2012 10:00PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
this is going to happen

Jun 3 2012 10:06PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
false. zombies.
Jun 3 2012 10:12PM
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richard.
Posts: 873 - Karma: 55
type in "zerg rush" in google and wait like 5 seconds.
Jun 4 2012 12:52AM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
OP, Im gonna tell the zombies that you don't think their real so you'd better watch out
Jun 4 2012 1:24AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,073
We'll have the last laugh when we take your jugular off from 500yds out when they get you.
Jun 4 2012 1:27AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
we all know that the government is making up these bath salt stories to cover up the apocalypse
Jun 4 2012 4:44AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^exactly

if the entire population starts preparing for the zombien apocalypse there's going to be mass hysteria and riots which is only going to speed up the spreading of the disease ....
Jun 4 2012 5:14AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
I hate to admit it but I am totally with you. In fact my family and I are stocking up on groceries, non-perishables, etc. the next week or two (hopefully there is enough time). We already have a bunch of lumber in the garage but we won't start boarding up the windows for a few days. Many hopes and prayers out to everyone. Does anyone know if any events have come up overseas?
Jun 4 2012 5:27AM
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