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Jizzberry Trees

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iSmokeweed
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In the DC metro area, there is a tree known as the Jizzberry tree. This tree is known for producing a white berry, similar to a blackberry or a boysenberry, that can be used to make pie filling, spreads, but can also be dried and consumed.

Here are the berries:
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[img]http://www.wildmanstevebrill.com/JPEG'S/Plant%20Web%20Images/WhiteMulberry.2.jpg[/img]


HERES THE FUCKING PROBLEM. come may-june, these berries start falling all over the place making the entire city of dc smell like the trashcan in my bed room; JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

AND THE WORST PART, no one seems to notice it! its like people enjoy the smell of jizz on nice saturday morning. fuck that shit.

IF YOU, OR ANYONE YOU KNOW, LIVE NEAR ONE OF THESE TREES, YALL GOTTA FUCKING BURN THEM DOWN.

thank you for reading, or thank you for giggling at the word jizzberry.




Jun 2 2012 11:41AM
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DERS.
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lol. fuckin hate these trees. they smell like jizz!!!
Jun 2 2012 11:43AM
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El.Guapo
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first
Jun 2 2012 11:43AM
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El.Guapo
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fuck
Jun 2 2012 11:44AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Have you heard of the queefberry?
Jun 2 2012 11:44AM
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KEVTRON
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I ate these once on a camping trip, I had an erection for 40 hours straight. the rest of the boyscouts never really treated me the same after that....
Jun 2 2012 12:48PM
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iSmokeweed
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mullberry is the "technical term" for the Jizzberry tree
Jun 2 2012 2:00PM
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jibjunkie
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these trees fucking suck. i went to williamsburg this weekend and they were there as well. plus my campus reeks during the spring
Jun 2 2012 2:03PM
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matt.s
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they had one of these right outside the front doors at my old highschool. in the spring time we would always walk into the side door. i hated walking by that thing
Jun 2 2012 2:03PM
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Spinoza
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Wow so this explains the smell outside a house I was working at a few summers ago! We just figured the homeowner like to squirt onto everything
Jun 2 2012 2:14PM
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Bateman
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Hahaha wut? I for one hate the smell of jizz.. But i've never smelt those berries nor the trees. Burn does jizz-carriers down.
Jun 2 2012 2:20PM
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