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What have you stolen?

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Mike-O
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Law is law, sin is sin, yet many people do this every single day in some form, be it malicious, for personal gain, trying to survive or just for shits and giggles, theft is all around us.

For many years I used to steal Twix chocolate bars or other small and easily snatched candy from a supermarket when in junior high. I didn't even enjoy them too much to be fair, sometimes took a bite and threw them away or gave them away to someone else. It was just for the juvenile thrill, the coaxing or for some sneaky satisfaction. I never thought about the ramifications, such as when I was caught trying to steal smokes - luckily it was a little shop in a little town and I got away with a warning. I, we all knew it wasn't right, but did it anyway. I know many people on NS have stolen rental poles, for example, without any big feelings of remorse.


So NS, what have you stolen in your lifetime, why did you do it and how does/did it make you feel?
Jun 2 2012 8:37AM
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F-Beezy
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ok spongebob
Jun 6 2012 11:36AM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
At least a dozen pair of poles, I always brake mine. But yesterday I stole T-pex and a pen for my exam tomorow.
Jun 6 2012 11:58AM
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Kapital
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Besides the odd red bull from the local supermarket and a pack of gum from the check out line about the craziest things that i'v got a five finger discount on would be food from the local hill. I have a hard time paying 11.00$ for a mediocre at best burger.. Oh thats a lie, I swiped a pair of oakley shades from some store. Just put them on and walked out.. and cologne. Hollister and Armani Code. But thats it, I swear.

But like someone said above me, getting caught changes everything. Was putting a pack of gum in my pocket and this chick from like 6 rows over sniped me.. Got off with a warning but since that day I haven't taken anything. It doesn't come to mind anymore when i'm shopping either.

MY #1 rule though: Never take more than needed. If you're steeling gum, take 1 or 2 packs. You don't need 6..
Jun 6 2012 11:58AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
forgot I mention I used to steal condoms back in middle school, evn though I had no use for them. I feel kinda bad, I stole a lot of them. I din steal anymore but my kleptomaniac friend still does, and it actually pisses me off
Jun 7 2012 6:22PM
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Film.
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I stole one pack of lighters when I was 13, I felt soo guilty I went to church for a week straight.
Jun 7 2012 6:34PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
You smoked when you were 13?
Jun 7 2012 7:17PM
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Film.
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No they were for fireworks hahahah
Jun 7 2012 7:22PM
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sndyrvr
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6 handles, probly 2-3 6 packs, candy, 2 pairs of shoes, shirt, jacket, SnapBack, 2 pairs of sunglasses, tons of shit from the Wing bar, halo 2, axe spray and shampoo,
Jun 7 2012 7:56PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
Ya thts about it
Jun 7 2012 7:56PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
her virginity
Jun 7 2012 8:02PM
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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364
i hae stolen about 6 bottles of wine and other hard liquor and upto 20 packs/individual cigars.
Jun 7 2012 8:04PM
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Juicy-J
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Jun 7 2012 8:05PM
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little1337
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Jun 7 2012 8:14PM
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wesley.
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In 2nd grade I'd take a chocolate milk almost every day off the lunch line. Now I just bill them to my friend's lunch accounts
Jun 7 2012 8:20PM
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C-O-L-E
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my friend and I went to this pizza place by our school and they have punch cards that they stamp with this lips stamp and when the dumb botch who worked there stamped his car she kept it and handed him the stamper. So we would eat free pizza all the time, he would give people stamped cards for their birthdays and shit. thats the only thing i have ever really stolen besides computer stuff.
Jun 7 2012 8:22PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Sweet icon
Jun 7 2012 9:00PM
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Zimmerman
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WE STOLE A BALOOOOOOON!
Jun 7 2012 9:39PM
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TOAST.
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People that steal food from their hill. Why not just pack a lunch? Not that hard, and that way you dont have to spend ridiculous amounts on food at the hill. Plus you dont have to worry about being caught and loosing your pass.
Jun 7 2012 9:44PM
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Zimmerman
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this
Jun 7 2012 9:47PM
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snakerton
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your right, but sometimes a sandwich dont cut it. sometimes if ive been working hard, out in the cold i want a nice warm burger. and i dont have money because i just bought an over priced ticket
Jun 7 2012 9:50PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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that still doesn't cover their power bill
Jun 7 2012 10:43PM
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k-rob
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i stole the mayor's son's girlfriend.
Jun 7 2012 10:45PM
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Sno.
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Jun 7 2012 11:11PM
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TOAST.
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if you can drive, get a small camping stove and put it in your car. There are plenty of ways to get warm food without stealing it. As for the overpriced lift ticket, you could always hike for your turns (assuming you live in a place where snow isnt 99% manmade) or just not ski if you cant afford it.
Jun 7 2012 11:30PM
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snakerton
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The reason I buy a ticket is so I can get as many turns in as possible. Then when it's all skied out I hike. Why do you care so much?
Jun 7 2012 11:33PM
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k-rob
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how dare you say that
Jun 7 2012 11:41PM
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715.
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this
Jun 7 2012 11:41PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i was late to this thread, but here's my opinion on stealing: if people didn't steal other people's shit, the world would be a fucking awesome place. but instead we have to buy insurance and locks and still have the things we spent our hard earned money on stolen by fuckers who couldn't care less. so to everyone in this thread dropping lists of all the things they've stole, you are all helping make the world a shittier place, congratulations.
Jun 7 2012 11:52PM
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derekstreesv2
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After a late night toke sesh I will usually head to safe way and swoop a piece of cake put it in my back pack, tuck 2 beers in my pants then buy a $0.75 bagel and walk out casually. I haven't been stopped yet.
Jun 8 2012 12:11AM
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snakerton
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thank you
Jun 8 2012 12:12AM
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snakerton
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most of these people dont steal other peoples stuff. they seal stuff from stores which are basically stealing from us because they charge way to much for shitty ass stuff
Jun 8 2012 12:14AM
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monkatizer
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fuck off man! if it costs too much, dont buy it! then they will figure it out and lower prices.

and you do realize that everything in the store does belong to someone, so you are stealing another person's stuff.
Jun 8 2012 3:57PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Some really cool magnets from a house party.
Jun 8 2012 4:08PM
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Sno.
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I'm not going to say that I've never stolen anything. I have-- from a store, not a person. Both are shitty things to do, but stealing from a person is arguably worse.

That being said- it is one of my biggest regrets and I would never do it again. Wish I never had.  I hate it when people steal from me.

Jun 8 2012 4:10PM
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Wallisch_pl
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stealing isn't cool

I don't now how you could live with yourself just knowing deep down that you just cheated in the game of LIFE
Jun 8 2012 4:43PM
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Will.T
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a RV, 2 motocross, 1 car, around 6 tv, that's pretty much it..

will not go in details..
Jun 8 2012 5:11PM
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inactive
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easily trolling
Jun 8 2012 6:00PM
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scratchproteen
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same with best buy....but when I worked there the cops never failed to catch the person, if some one saw you actually pocket it cops were called and they would hide on the side of our building for the person to walk out....so fucking epic when they think they got away and the cops have them hand cuffed 5 minutes later.
Jun 8 2012 6:22PM
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chickenonabun
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People that steal stuff are fucking douchebags, I have never stolen anything, and many -K's were given thanks to this thread.
Jun 8 2012 6:36PM
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Poop_nugget
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rice krispie treat from lunch, bitch.
Jun 8 2012 6:54PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Watch out everyone, it's a white knight!

You do not know about the psychology behind stealing, don't be so bloody self-righteous.

Jun 8 2012 6:56PM
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Casual.
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sweaty balls is back.


Jun 8 2012 8:45PM
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Sno.
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why do people not like him, is it just because he's rich and dresses in a different league? I don't get it.

Is there something I'm missing? 

Jun 8 2012 8:56PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
Pokemon cards... kind of ironic if you think about it
Jun 8 2012 8:58PM
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Cahal
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hahaha

Jun 8 2012 9:00PM
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DaffyDaDak
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-Movies
-Music
-Software
but everyone does that and i guess it really doesn't count as stealing
aslong as putting an energy drink in a large cup the put the lid on doesn't count either

Last year i was really cold and it was a day when we had a snowstorm and it was basically all ice so we just chilled in the lodge, and the heater went out.. so i asked my friend for some of his drink (i don't know what it was but it was steaming) But he was being a dick so i went up poured a hot chocolate and just left
and i actually didnt feel to guilty because everything there is like $28432 more money then it should be
Jun 8 2012 9:19PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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hahah have you seen that comedian that has a bit about working at best buy and stealing shit?
I cant remember his name but I remember it being pretty funny.

But how longs it take for cops to show up? seems like if you just took it and left they wouldn't be able to respond that quick
Jun 8 2012 11:56PM
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scratchproteen
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i have not, i'll look for it to try and watch it.

but they would show up pretty quickly and at the store I worked at the cop shop was just right down the road so they were always around, stopping in the store after their shifts and such...I always thought people were idiots for coming in there trying to steal shit....but the manager I had was a hard ass she was pressing charges no matter what.
Jun 9 2012 12:25AM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
But actually Fuck you if you steal skis and boards off racks
i dont mind if you steal food or something
But stealing someone's bags, skis, boards, gloves, goggles, helmets
you are one of the biggest assholes
Jun 9 2012 1:48AM
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Will.T
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stole about 8 garden gnome tonight ahahaha
Jun 9 2012 3:19AM
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