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ScottM
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Theres a chick at my school that wears a back brace all the time because of a ski accident. Heres the storie. She always skis really fast with huge skis and cruises the wide open trails, and i guess she was going along really fast on her 190s and from what i heard she skiied over the top of the pipe, like she was dropping in...but she was hauling ass and pretty much slammed into the opposite wall. I didnt see it but that would be one nasty crash
Oct 8 2004 9:32PM
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fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
how the hell could you possibly drop into a pipe accidently? arent they usually fenced off? and sorta... big? like easy to see?






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Oct 8 2004 9:38PM
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ScottM
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
thats what i thought, but i guess she didnt notice it or something
Oct 8 2004 10:14PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
maybe she's blind deaf and stupid too.


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Oct 8 2004 10:29PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
well then she deserves it then
does she not?
its just natural selection trying to do its job really


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Oct 8 2004 11:54PM
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Triple_Strum
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^sheesh, that is coldness. But yes, you would think she would be under better control and be aware of what was downhill. At my local mountain they had this terrible tiny pipe that wasnt roped off well. I guess I could see how she could do that


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Oct 9 2004 12:46AM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 129
thats one dummm bitch.... i hope shes hot casue if she aint she aint gonna go far in life nah jk, sorry to hear about her ive broken my back 2x and trust me it sucks ass it takes forever and ever to get over just tell her to go to the gym lots stretch , start doing yoga and smoke lots of ganja and if shes hot tell her lots of is good for her take her out the back of the school and tell her your a cirtified sex instructor and the 1st lesson is free.
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Oct 9 2004 1:06AM
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Astomp
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ive seen that happen before to some flatlander. he died. not really but i broke his back. i just sat next to him while ski patrol came. he was taken out in an ambulance.


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Oct 9 2004 1:21AM
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feihlination
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noteefa gets the point





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Oct 9 2004 10:11AM
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