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If you had to die..

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Gypsy_Skier
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how would you want it to go down?

IMO the best way is sufficating while motorboating Pam Anderson's tits

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May 31 2012 4:16PM
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.Jacob
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Falling into a woodchipper feet first, it would be so cool to see my legs get mangled and disintegrated. Then i'll be dead, it won't hurt, and it would have looked sick. and people would remember you as that 12 year old that jumped into a woodchipper.
May 31 2012 9:43PM
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Stickity
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either a headshot or just in my sleep
May 31 2012 9:53PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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You realize that getting your legs shredded to dust has got to be one of the most excrutiatingly paunful experience ever right?
Jun 1 2012 1:59AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm gonna ride the world's biggest nuke straight down onto the Middle East, mechanical bull style, while screaming MMUURRRICCAAAAAAAAA!
Jun 1 2012 2:05AM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats a beautiful sentiment, truly the most incredible thing i've ever heard
Jun 1 2012 2:12AM
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ActualNinja
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Jun 1 2012 2:51AM
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LIL-WAT
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exactly what i was thinking, i'd want painlessly in my sleep aswell
Jun 1 2012 3:22AM
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Gstrong
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duh
Jun 1 2012 4:05AM
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3mania
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Ripped apart by lions or tigers, preferably in front of a huge audience.
Jun 1 2012 4:37AM
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Bateman
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Dont you think thats a littlebit racist?
Jun 1 2012 4:42AM
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TijmenDal
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Ski-basejump without parachute.
Jun 1 2012 5:06AM
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Oldmann1584
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jumping out of a plane with no parachute. always thought that, or in the mountains.
Jun 1 2012 6:32AM
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NinetyFour
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Of you could choose the form of capital punishment, that's what I would want.
Jun 1 2012 8:47AM
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.AR6rider.
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Who gives a fuck, I'm about to be vaporized.
Jun 1 2012 11:21AM
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roddy116
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that video will confuse me forever
Jun 1 2012 11:37AM
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Bateman
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If i had to die i'd bring OP with me.
Jun 1 2012 6:08PM
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Julian.F
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future spins.....




























nuf said
Jun 1 2012 7:22PM
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SterlingArcher
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Jun 1 2012 8:15PM
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715.
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skydiving. without a parachute
Jun 1 2012 9:16PM
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Algebra
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Struck by lightning. It would be over quick and even if I don't die from it I can day I have been struck by lightning
Jun 1 2012 9:21PM
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Bateman
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last month, there were a guy on the news that got struck by lightning. It hit his balls. Sadly, this story is true.
Jun 2 2012 7:24AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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i bet it tickled
Jun 2 2012 7:26AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
OD on heroin
Jun 2 2012 7:46AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Nah, OD on nutmeg
Jun 2 2012 7:50AM
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Kreech
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relevent with current events.


Jun 2 2012 1:35PM
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F-Beezy
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this ezactly im driving my car into wamart driving back to hunting grabbing a ar15 cause walmart sells them now and just load tht bitch up killing as many people as possible then leave having a shoot out with the police then try to escape if i make it out alive so be it ima run like hell but if i die...well shit that was the plan anyway
Jun 2 2012 1:45PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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dude go see a shrink, like seriously
Jun 2 2012 1:51PM
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Zimmerman
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NAKED LADY AVALANCHE
-Homer Simpson
Jun 2 2012 1:52PM
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west-coast
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fuck that...plane crashes are scary as shit, you dont make peace when everyone is screaming and panicing..that sounds awful, rethink it
Jun 2 2012 2:40PM
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