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RogerSterling
Posts: 66 - Karma: 15
is pooping with your laptop on your lap frowned upon?


cuz i do it all the time

May 30 2012 8:17PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
no sir. but i usually just grab my ipod instead. solitaire ftw!
May 30 2012 8:19PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
whatever happened to books, magazines, and newspapers?
May 30 2012 8:19PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
I love the heat from my laptop on my thighs when i poop, makes it a more enjoyable experience.
May 30 2012 8:21PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
Ipod > Laptop while shitting
May 30 2012 8:21PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
I was wondering the same thing a couple days back. I was thinking about the how simple everything used to be and why I feel the need to bring my iPhone in the bathroom to keep entertained. I'm sad to say that I have completely forgot what pooping in the quite accompanied by a couple farts and some sloshing water was like. I one day hope to feel the simplicity like this once again. Until then... I will defecate while on Newschoolers.
May 30 2012 8:26PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
this. but i sometimes bring my laptop and play mario cart
May 30 2012 8:33PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
how did u get mario cart?
May 30 2012 8:35PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
i forget where i got it, but i downloaded an n64 emulator and the game. its pretty awesome
May 30 2012 8:58PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who goes in the bathroom armed with only his thoughts. Also it takes me about 1-2 minutes max to shit so it wouldn't be worth it anyways. I eat a lot of corn.
May 30 2012 9:56PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
same, so clutch.
May 30 2012 9:57PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Laptop backwards = potpal
May 30 2012 10:04PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
my life will never be the same...
May 30 2012 10:06PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
how else are you meant to properly fapoop?
May 30 2012 10:20PM
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totallyBakd
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
Am i the only one who doesn't like sitting on the toilet doing something? I mean i want to get the business done an get out of there to do other things as soon as possible.
May 30 2012 10:25PM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440
at home, i probably shit with my laptop around 95% of the time
May 30 2012 10:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i'm the same way. i take very short shits unless i need to stay there and fight it out to the bitter end

usually i sit down, rid myself of all the poop, wipe, flush, eat a snack, wash my hands
May 30 2012 10:45PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
I once dropped my itouch in the bowl with the shit in it, I just flushed the whole thing because the ipod wasnt worthy. now I just bring my laptop because it doesnt fit in the bowl so I can drop it and it wont get in the shit. brillant.
May 30 2012 10:48PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
Or you could eat a snack before flushing. Then you wouldn't even need to flush!
May 30 2012 10:51PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
hahahaha classic.
May 30 2012 10:54PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Kindle Fire is my weapon of choice while on the toilet.
May 30 2012 11:04PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
I do it all the time. Sometimes I spend an extra half hour on the toilet because I'm reading something entertaining.
May 30 2012 11:55PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
i just turn the tv so i can see it from the bathroom and play xbox
May 31 2012 12:00AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Stayed in the VIP sweet at the South Point in Las Vegas. Had flatscreens in front of the bath and a stall-like toilet with another flatscreen in the wall right in front of the TV. /claim
May 31 2012 12:02AM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
.lol
May 31 2012 12:02AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
reminds me of a thread papalanks made a while ago. your icon reminds me of him too.

waiiiit a second......
May 31 2012 12:04AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Those two minutes are dedicated to thinking about the bullshit in this world
May 31 2012 12:54AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
sit on the toilet backwards and you have a nice little laptop/book stand
May 31 2012 12:58AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Then you need to take your pants off. WAY too inconvenient
May 31 2012 1:10AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
naked pooping is the best pooping
May 31 2012 1:21AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I like to shit baked anyways


Lol ot autocorrwcted on mobile from naked to baked. I didn't change it because I enjoy shitting baked too.
May 31 2012 1:21AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
That's why there's a hole in the stall for your laundry!
May 31 2012 1:24AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
I just have a couple of catalogs I look through whenever I'm shitting
May 31 2012 1:46AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
Often have the computer with me. Sometimes catch some flak for it but you know what? Fuck 'em. I'm sittin' on the toilet having a great ass time (see what I did there?) on NS and my legs are warm and I'll probably get hemorrhoids from sitting here so long but #yolo
May 31 2012 1:49AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
i know right? how can you take long enough to warrent using your laptop.
May 31 2012 1:56AM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
the reverse kanga. a recipe for serious skid marks
May 31 2012 2:11AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
I want a tablet for this sole purpose.  i will leave it sitting on the top tank as if it were a magazine of days long past.
May 31 2012 9:22AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
whenever i bring my laptop in with me i end up sitting there for a ridiculously long amount of time and my legs get numb cus the toilet seat cuts my circulation. id rather poop quickly and then go back to my laptop comfortably sitting in a chair or lying on my bed.
May 31 2012 9:37AM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
You must poop alot.
May 31 2012 9:50AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I'm pooping and on NS at school right now on my iPod. So nobody post anything interesting because I have an essay to write.
May 31 2012 2:00PM
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moment54
Posts: 101 - Karma: 42
quick poops so you don't have to stand the smell and GTFO of there haha
May 31 2012 2:28PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
its not frowned upon.. unrelated: when i use public toliets i use my feet to raise/lower the seat
May 31 2012 2:35PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
I still use em. I've got a stack of freeskier/powder/mtb mags next to the pooper
May 31 2012 2:46PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
my bro does it,  and i think its kindof weird.  i need to be hunched over when im there so the laptop would just get in the way anways. 

i prefer my iphone or a magazine
May 31 2012 2:48PM
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giantsrock28
Posts: 115 - Karma: 31
Quick shitters everywhere, please stand up
May 31 2012 2:49PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
I can't stand and poop at the same time. I can't muster up that much velocity from my intestines
May 31 2012 2:56PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
i do this even in my suite bathroom at school
May 31 2012 4:23PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

I read this entire thread and now I need to shit...

Magic.

May 31 2012 4:29PM
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moment54
Posts: 101 - Karma: 42
I stood up, but then my teacher told me to sit back down :'(
Jun 1 2012 11:51AM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
Lol
Jun 1 2012 11:54AM
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