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Funny Dog Names!

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bnewbs6
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So I am getting a dog this week but don't have any idea what to name it. Post some funny/stupid/rad dog names here!
May 28 2012 12:51AM
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wooody
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name it spicy puppy
May 28 2012 12:54AM
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SkiJay.
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May 28 2012 12:55AM
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bnewbs6
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Brings back to many memories..
May 28 2012 1:22AM
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Toaster-Tony
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My dog is named Scott.
May 28 2012 1:34AM
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Toaster-Tony
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You gotta go with the simplest human name. It's always funny telling people your dog is named something like Jared, or Peter.
May 28 2012 1:36AM
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SkierPT
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Name it deeogee. D-o-g
May 28 2012 1:37AM
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ActualNinja
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Bob Barker

or

Dee Oh Gee
May 28 2012 1:39AM
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miroz
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Really any sort of anatomy is pretty funny:

Penis
Finger
Nail
Head
Bladder
Pancreas
Colon (abbreviated Cole! Aha that's perfect)

...need I say more?
May 28 2012 2:30AM
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Tsands
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My family has had two dachshund's (Sausage Dogs) and they were called Scooter and Crumpet.
Slider would be pretty good name.
May 28 2012 2:37AM
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teleRADo
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sam
hank
henry
felix
frank
lucas
blazer
rocket
May 28 2012 3:40AM
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DUKES
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Le Roy Brown
May 28 2012 3:41AM
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iSmokeweed
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inb4 "NIGGA"
May 28 2012 3:46AM
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DUKES
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inb4 ban
May 28 2012 3:47AM
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Rafiki
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snoop dogg
May 28 2012 3:59AM
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hot.pocket
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Name it Pat



































Pat the dog.
May 28 2012 4:10AM
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feihlination
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have to agree with the human name thing

so, michael


or something which sounds "small" when its a big dog and vice versa. or "blacky" when hes completely white and stuff like that.
May 28 2012 4:14AM
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pastysmasher
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yeh for sure, like dave or stan, maybe terry
May 28 2012 4:46AM
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SkierPT
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Stan
May 28 2012 11:47AM
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.Hugo.
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But he must be meaner than a junk yard dog to have this name
May 28 2012 11:49AM
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FLBP
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one of the coolest dogs I've ever seen was a pitbull named Pinner.

May 28 2012 11:50AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this.

my dog was named chewbacca, which was kinda funny.
May 28 2012 11:50AM
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midget.
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Slutnuts

Bitchtits

Candy Nipples
May 28 2012 12:05PM
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45.
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My dog's name is Niko - he's a baller.
May 28 2012 12:09PM
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TimRiley
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Ron Burgundy

May 28 2012 12:10PM
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soulskier
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Kevin
May 28 2012 12:10PM
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powderdrunkie
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monkey
May 28 2012 1:29PM
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Karkoskier
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B-DOG!
May 28 2012 1:54PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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we named our dog wilson, people always say oh yeah? like the vollyball? you could name it yhatzee, shit head, stain.
May 28 2012 1:59PM
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taylornicky
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Deeogee

pronounced D-O-G
May 28 2012 2:02PM
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eflip
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Richard and his nick name would be DICK
May 28 2012 2:09PM
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Piste.Off
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Jim Brown
May 28 2012 2:45PM
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wellthisisold
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Walter.

Directors Mortgage.

God.
May 28 2012 3:07PM
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gotti
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BAXTER!!!!
May 28 2012 3:38PM
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Bateman
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KEITH!!!!!






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May 28 2012 3:44PM
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bnewbs6
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It's an all white dog. That would be perfect.
May 28 2012 3:46PM
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DayMan
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Jesus
God
Mohammed
Buddah
May 28 2012 3:56PM
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Vilitin
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Turo.
May 28 2012 3:56PM
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bjobe
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Motherfucker Jones
May 28 2012 3:58PM
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