They look severely damaged to me. No wonder you didn't want to post a picture right away. That is a typical "rwalk" move I like to say.
But I will still make you a set of offers that evaluate the product correctly. Let me know which one you want, or if you need explanations:
Door #1 Autographed 8x10 picture of Bob Barker signed by Charles Barkley and Mariah Carey. Personalized to "Little J and his buds". Torn left corner.
Door #2 A 2-dollar bill, broken computer mouse, five pens, and a dreidel. If you pick this door you also get all the change I can find in my couch cushions, excluding any dollar bills (could be a nice score)!
Door #3 I send you a box with five things in it. A white Swingline stapler, an IBC root beer soda cap, a FULL HOLE PUNCHER, 35 sheets of white-lined paper in decent condition (some scribbles but mostly in pencil), and two dildos.
Please let me know which door you want.
Thank you,
rwalk_hater
