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So i just went shopping with my aunt

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ErMahGerd
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she bought me a g shock watch, jordans, a pair of polo shorts, oakley's and gave me 180 dollars. btw she is super rich
May 26 2012 5:48PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
k
May 26 2012 5:48PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
cool?
May 26 2012 5:49PM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
We care why about you and your rich aunt?
May 26 2012 5:49PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Guys be nice and feed his ego
May 26 2012 5:50PM
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ErMahGerd
Posts: 189 - Karma: 19
o and also a tisa snapback and a gucci wallet
May 26 2012 5:50PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
no pic no proof
May 26 2012 5:50PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
obvious troll thread.
May 26 2012 5:51PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
did she suck your micro penis too?
May 26 2012 5:51PM
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ErMahGerd
Posts: 189 - Karma: 19
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/253/798/3a2.png
May 26 2012 5:56PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Lol wut
May 26 2012 5:57PM
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Tex.
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 124
1. sell all that shit.
2. buy weed with funds.
3. sell weed.
4. smoke weed.
5. profit.
May 26 2012 6:09PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
This is possibly THE dumbest thread i have ever read on this website.
May 26 2012 6:13PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
This is more worthless than every worthless thread I've ever made.
May 26 2012 6:14PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
so you just had to rub it in when our family members don't do the same? -k for gloating and bragging for no reason. in case you were wondering why you're rating goes down.
May 26 2012 6:16PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I concur.
May 26 2012 6:17PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Wow that's really sweet of her :) I'm very jealous of you and your wonderful life :)

I'm so glad you have shared this touching story of pure loving generosity with the NS community :)
May 26 2012 6:17PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
Funny because all that stuff you stole at a flea market, she paid u $180 for child support for your inbred child, and btw she''s an underpaid homeless prostitute that has herpies, clamydia, and aids
May 26 2012 6:19PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
tell her shorty says hi.
May 26 2012 6:21PM
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GavinW
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Lucky
May 26 2012 6:29PM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
cool story bro.
May 26 2012 6:31PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
This is interesting. I'm interested in this.
May 26 2012 6:44PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Fuck you you spoiled cuntwagon
May 26 2012 6:50PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
I read this and my wee-wee got hard.
May 26 2012 7:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
damn son you go hard in tha paint wit yo aunt dawg. she be rich as fuck dawg!
May 26 2012 7:13PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
lololololololol
May 26 2012 7:16PM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77
what i came to say
May 26 2012 7:20PM
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soulskier
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now, i have no real quals with someone spending their money to buy someone else something nice. my problem comes from people who feel they need to brag about material things.
May 26 2012 7:27PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
if he had to make a thread about it then it probably doesn't happen often. in other words, ignore this kid.
May 26 2012 7:27PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
i have never heard this before, i am going to use it from now on, thank you kind sir.
May 26 2012 7:35PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Thats good but I've always been a fan of douchenozzle or n*ggersausage.
May 26 2012 7:38PM
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AWALLRUS.
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hahaha this thread is awesome.

op is 11
May 26 2012 7:38PM
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Bateman
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Also i read "So i just went pooping with my aunt". Would have made a way better thread, which is kinda sad.
May 26 2012 7:40PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Are you supposed to forget you found her dildo in the barn?
May 26 2012 7:48PM
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.Hugo.
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You sound like a complete douchenugget
May 26 2012 7:51PM
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Petey.
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It's all fun and games until I fuck your aunt, knock her up and marry her. Then we'll see who's rich.
May 26 2012 8:01PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
good, I love making new insults.

dickturd
asswagon
buttmunch
assdick
shitface
cuntbucket
cockrider
scrotum


adding wagon to the end of any insulting word makes it 10X better
May 26 2012 8:37PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
You sound like a pussy ass bitch
May 26 2012 8:37PM
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TOMMYTANK
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May 26 2012 8:41PM
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miroz
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This shit only comes up on rich people forums...like a skiing forum wow go figure
May 26 2012 8:54PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4233 - Karma: 10,688
HOLY FUCK WHO FUCKING GIVES A GOD DAMN SHIT
May 26 2012 9:09PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
POW!
May 26 2012 9:33PM
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abathinggrape
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Cool you fit in now bro
May 26 2012 9:59PM
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james6345789
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Cool story, ass mouth
May 26 2012 10:08PM
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bangarangmules
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BOOM. Just went up in my book.
May 26 2012 10:14PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
give $5 of that 180 to her for a lap dance, dick ball wagon
May 26 2012 10:23PM
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Lansfield
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May 26 2012 10:47PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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May 26 2012 10:48PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
You could be a writer.
May 26 2012 10:50PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Thank you, mobile has me under surpresstion
May 26 2012 10:52PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
ahahahaha
May 26 2012 10:53PM
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