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Hate tan lines?

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Anathema
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now you can get the inside of your ass crack tanned too!


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gregorio
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"Tan lines are like a used textbook, all the good parts are already highlighted"
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DBL
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French ass!
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RICK_ROSS
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I_Am_Mod
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a sunburn on your anus mustn't be very pleasant ....
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BigBadWolf
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imagine it on the inside of your anus...
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NinetyFour
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....but must be a hell of a lot better than chemikals up your butt.
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Anathema
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hahahaha brown dwarf transitions to RED GIANT
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*Bird
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Lansfield
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ahahahah
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Creator
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I'm black, thank god i don't have to worry about that shit
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OG_lock
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dont you get ashy instead or something like that
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soulskier
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red eye?
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Creator
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yea haha, i get ashy but if u put lotion on u dont get ashy at all
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Lucas
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Ashy? Explain
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rareison
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I heard black people turn purple if they get sunburned. That's what my friend said
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Skittle.
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they dont turn white?
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Anathema
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like michael jackson. all he did was hit the tanning bed every day for about 30 years.
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roddy116
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im pretty sure michael jackson had a skin eating disease
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DBL
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not bad
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EasyEast
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some one should shop in a kid with a goggle tan and possible thalls face on someone
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Bateman
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inb4 kid with goggle tan and thalls face.




Also that fucking sucks. You should spend your money to take your cat or smaller pet with you.
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Creator
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Your friend is a retard; black people don't get sunburn and do not turn purple
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Creator
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When black people's skin gets dry it starts to look dry,loss of pigment, and like white dust was spread on it. So we put lotion on our skin so it stays moisturized all day.
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PacificRimJob
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That's literally just a spool from a thing of thread...
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Peter.
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needs a golf tan one, that's what i am building right now
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Bateman
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Ski tan lines:

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I_Am_Mod
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maybe it's the other way around and we've been rolling up thread on raidoree asscrack-spreaders for so long that we've forgot it's real function ...
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PopsicleStand
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dem euros

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tydan
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good ol ring sting
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beezey
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used to call skiing switch bef brown eye first
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Petersaurusrex
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ITT: A bunch of kids from New England and SLC who have never seen a black person.
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DayMan
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What is this "black person" you speak of?
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Anathema
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bahhahaahaha
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*Bird
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this. I have a glove tan at the moment from golfing so much
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