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Fairy tales

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dereckstrees
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I have come up with this idea for a fairy tale about this giant called The Kiefy Green Giant. It will be like a children's fairy tail. The giant is made out of bud, stems and stalks of bud and lives in the mythical trichome forests where the trees are dense lushes nugs coated with frosty goodness. In the forest there are wizards, dwarfs, elves, bogarts, and cynogriffons. Keify lives in a big hut where dwarfs help in cultivate and pick the ripe sensimilia. Once night falls the green giant sets out and delivers to the youth in need who have placed their pipe under the pillow. That is just an outline of the story I plan on making a bound book by the end of the summer, my friend is going to do the illustrations since he is super good at that stuff.
May 24 2012 10:54PM
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
he will look like this but made of herbs only people that are high can see him he is invisible to the mortal.

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May 25 2012 12:05AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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wat
May 25 2012 12:07AM
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El_Barto.
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God damn your threads fucking suck
May 25 2012 12:18AM
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JAHpow
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Your icon plus your comment - I lost
May 25 2012 12:23AM
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LIL-WAT
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There is a huge gap in the market for a book like this.
May 25 2012 5:35AM
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soulskier
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might have better luck as a web comic
May 25 2012 5:36AM
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shea.
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Might do well in Jamacia
May 25 2012 5:43AM
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derekstreesv2
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haha there is for sure a big gap in the market for these books. Its going to be more of a book to read during a smoke sesh with a group a friends then a book to sell. At most i will upload a free pdf of it, or make it an ibook.
May 25 2012 2:01PM
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derekstreesv2
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The story will begin with kid (Ben) that has cancer and is prescribed medical mj. His parents have very little money and have to stop the childs mj since they are already in a heap of debt from medical bills. When the green giant gets word of this from one of the elves he knows that he needs to help the kid. Sensi aka the green giant leaves the kid a half zip of the finest medicinal og kush and leaves a note telling ben if he ever runs out he should put his pipe under the pillow. One night Sensi brings Ben the the trichome forests of Galshiere. That is where Ben learns the way of jah. In the end ben is cured from the cancer. he never sees sensi again but knows that he is out there watching him. Now would that be profitable?
May 26 2012 1:38AM
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MothaHucker
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Me gusta
May 26 2012 2:33AM
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Toaster-Tony
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May 26 2012 2:36AM
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E__
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This is fucking retarded, but to add to your plot Ben should show all his friends the forest and they corrupt it and destroy it and smoke almost everything and Sensi's almost dying until Ben saves the day by slitting all his friends throats and cutting them open and burying their guts into the ground as fertilizer for the soil and then he cuts up Sensi and plants parts of him to grow more plants and keeps the forest alive and because of the dead bodies as fertilizer it causes a reaction where Ben starts turning into the weed creature.

Honestly how the fuck could you say this is for a children's book?
May 26 2012 4:30AM
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Casper.
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I am laughing at your lack of creativity..
The Green Giant, hmm.. where have I heard that before?
May 26 2012 8:59AM
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derekstreesv2
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how about Sensi and The Healer's Medicine Pot. The healer collects the highest grad ganja by the scent of smell. He will search far and wide through Galshiere and gives the bud to sensi for certain kids that need it, like ben.
May 26 2012 12:13PM
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Casper.
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Getting there..
May 26 2012 12:14PM
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