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1080ski
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there are some things that i cant do, like spanish, so i cheat sometimes. post your best ways of cheating in here!

mine are
-writing small stuff on your finger nails
-wear a hoodie, put strips of notes in the cuffs
-write something on the desk, put your arm over it when the teacher comes by
-take a watter bottle and rip off the stuff on the outside (the label), but not all the way, write down stuff on it, then tape it back on then uyou can see it through the bottle.

thats all i have
Oct 8 2004 4:28AM
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Schwags
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wear a hat to cover your eyes and just and have one hand like a cup with a small cheat shit in your palm... its easier when it has the same durabality and a lil smaller then a card out of deck. and just schimmey it out when you need it and conceal it when you dont... cant really get caught unless you get to into detail with your cheating... just make it easy as possible. When you get caught is when your system is too hard. Or just sit next to the mexican.
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Oct 8 2004 5:09AM
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Joe.
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i have a uniform so we have a 'breast pocket' and i slip stuff in there and peek down at it




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 8 2004 5:38AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
those see thru plastic binders were the key back in high school



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Oct 8 2004 6:44AM
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twix_182
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haha i know a kid that wrote all the answers for our us history exam in his water bottle, cause she gave us the packet ahead of time


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Oct 8 2004 7:21AM
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jksl
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i rock out with writing shit on the desk and leaning over it when they hand out the tests

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Oct 8 2004 7:34AM
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brody
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in amth class we had the ti 83, we woulld write the questions we needed the answers for and send it to the smart kid, and he would give us the answers and send it rightback,

in spanish class she just asks what you got on your test and you just say a 9 or something


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thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Oct 8 2004 8:40AM
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eastAR5
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for our history final last year me and a bunch of kids setup this system that could work across the room. If you didnt know the answer you would bang your chair softly to get attention then down low, where the teacher couldnt see you 'number' the question you didnt know with your fingers. So flashing 5-5-5-5-2 was Question 22. Then they scrached their chin with either their thumb (a), index (b), middle (c), other finger (d), and small finger (e). One of the kids got the finger-signs mixed up and he ended up getting failing it so you gota be carefull.





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Oct 8 2004 8:46AM
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mark.p
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^damn... pretty creative
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Oct 8 2004 10:09AM
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fatpigeon
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in all the time you dumbshits take of thinking of ways to cheat you could have studied and passed your tests fine.
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Oct 8 2004 10:32AM
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skibrdingbitch
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no i have the best way of cheating EVER, it was the only way i passed english sophmore year. SO I HAD THIS TEAHER AND WE HAD THESE REALLY REALLY HARD VOCAB TESTS. so what you do is you take a bic pen, the kinda that are all white like where you hold it, those REALLY cheap pens. and you type up everything you need on the computer, you can make it like size 2 font too, make sure width wise it is about only 3 inches and lenth like 2-3 inches. you cut it out, and the fold it in half, you tape the first half of it to the pen, and just fold the other half over it. it will be taped really far down the pen, like where you hold your hand. so now when you take the test youi get low on the desk and just open and close your hand, you can easily unfold the paper with opening your hand. OWRKS SOOO WELL. and because your so close to the paper you can read amazingly small font.
i even did things like make the actual words bold, the ant. red and the syn. blue and shit like that. i did it atleast once a week if not twice a week for almost a whole school year. and i sat right infront of my teacher, like he would stand over me, and still had no idea. just becareful not to like set the pen down on the table because then some1 is going to see it.


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Oct 8 2004 10:37AM
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skibrdingbitch
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ow and during winter exmas what i d is i wear a big hoddie, pop some ritalin and bring a big blanket, i put the hoddie up over my head and same with the blanket, like i am all rapped up in the blanket, supper comfy, and no teachers care, and i take small slips of paper and make cheat sheet and put them in the fold of inside the blanket and just pull them out of put them some where i can read them, works REALLY well


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Oct 8 2004 10:39AM
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devine
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^thats crazy



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Oct 8 2004 10:39AM
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bitchassphatz
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i didn't cheat. but then again i didn't do any homework for all of high school. it was terrific. somehow i'd always manage to get 55% in the class or around there....then i'd bust ass and tyry to do make up work....but i would never really do it and jsut take the F. ah high school was great. beer was much more important than education at the time.



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Oct 8 2004 10:46AM
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KingShit
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^ Thats exactly how my high school days were like... high...



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Oct 8 2004 11:03AM
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freestyler540
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A graphic calculator works really well in Math.

if you are 2, passing notes under the desks work really well if nobody notices.

In Multiple,taping (a=1 tap, b=2 taps ect..)work really well if the one behind you is smart.

wring notes on the desk and hiding it with you arm work well.

Once in the test,take a peek...sometimes easy ones are the best ones


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Oct 8 2004 11:08AM
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Raoul_Duke
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here is how I read some people have cheated in college. Pick locks and break into the prof's office and copy the test. Record all the awnsers as a mp3. put the mp3 player on your head, put in 1 ear bud and throw a beanie on. personaly ive never done it, I actually like to learn (weird huh) but H.S. is diffrent because learning isnt really a priority to all I was a HS idiot, but I grew out of it. although it cost me 2 years of commutity college before I could get into the university I wanted

Also there is a book about some harvard grad that cheated his whole way through school, wish I could rember the title
Oct 8 2004 11:42AM
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SchweitzerSki
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ok so if it's math, and you have a ti-84 silver, out the answers or formulas in a program and put it under something like tetris or soccer stuf. then when they check it, they won't even bother to look at it. If you are in high school, you could get as far as you can on the test, write all the problems down on a separate sheet of paper, say you didn't finish the test, take them home and figure them out. come back with the answers in your calculator.


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Oct 8 2004 11:46AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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graphing calcs wernt allowed during math tests, so i would write on the back of the calculator cover...

also i'd record stuff with my mic and put it on my mp3 player and listen during the tests... they dont let you do that during exams though..


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Oct 8 2004 11:50AM
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skibrdingbitch
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yea in math i have put equations on the back of the calculator, like with the cover of the calcutalor behind the calc, and out a sheet on paper there, or now i have a graphing cal. and i got this COOL case for it from staples, with a pad of paper on one side of the case, and i keep the calc in the case open it have all my equations on one side, open to the world and my teacher thinks nothing of it, its sweet


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Oct 8 2004 11:58AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
I know the pen thing was mentioned but im not sure if you did it this way or not. like said type it out, but use a clear pen and slide the answers into the pen so you can see trough the pen and just see the answers. the graphing calc works except when a teacher comes through and clears your memory before every test. I remember my freshman year of high school we had write an essay for the exam, we already knew the topic and practiced writing it before hand. so i just slipped the finished essay in my shirt and half way through the exam i just switched the two.
another one works by text messaging on your cell. i also remember one kid who just tapped the review packet on the wall and the teacher never saw it, risky though but it was funny
Oct 8 2004 12:14PM
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404404
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i never cheated on shit in highschool and never liked to copy home work.
Oct 8 2004 12:19PM
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canuck
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In high school i had this a girl friend one year older than me. I ended up having the same english class as she had last year and I had to write papers on the same book, so i just copied my girlfriends papers from the year before and handed those in. But get this... my girlfriend got an A on every one of her papers and I only got Bs. I wanted to call the teacher out on it so bad.....Too bad i was cheating though.
Oct 8 2004 12:41PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^^boooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrringgggggggg

i would usually just wear my hair down on a day of a test and out my hand over my face and make it so i can see through my hair and look at the test of the person sitting next to me. it works quite well in english. in math my teacher doesn't care if we talk during tests so i get all the naswers from a over achiever in my little pod. works quite well i must say



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Oct 8 2004 12:59PM
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kbc720
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if you wear a wristband just right the anwsers underneith.
Oct 8 2004 2:32PM
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T.L.
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write answers really tiny on a skinny peice of paper and put it inside a pen that u can take apart.

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Oct 8 2004 2:35PM
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k2yeags
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they let us listen to music durring most all tests and quizes so some kids record a cd with every other track as songs and the rest as answers so that even if the teacher asks they can just change the track... also people put stuff in their shoes, one girl put notes down the front of her shirt, it was pretty funny too cause you could tell the teacher wanted to call her on it but he couldn't

but i have never put that much effort into cheating its easier to just learn the stuff



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Oct 8 2004 2:50PM
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nothanks
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latin class last year all i did was take my vocab lists and put them on a small cheat sheet, took my hat off, and set it in the brim, the teachers was always at her desk, and when she walked by rarley she wouldnt look in a hat facing down,
or write the stuff u really forget or math equations on the bottom hem of your undershirt



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Oct 8 2004 2:59PM
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jksl
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last year in pre cal io couldn;t remember equations, so instead of having them in the programs (where she checked), i just made a picture using the Draw function thingy and saved it, then cleared it, so i could bring it up later and she couldn't find it

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Oct 8 2004 3:04PM
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punk_rider
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it worked until mi fifth grade in law: put your lessons on little papers you stick to your legs under your sox. then, put your feet on your knee and watch that! when theteacher's comin', put your pant on it! then, you become a lawyer!

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Oct 8 2004 3:04PM
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jibij_steve
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BY the time you type everything op or get it ready to cheat you could have studied or even get this, you could study a feew days before the test and know what what the answers are and be smart. besides if you cheat all the time you are just screwing yourself over later in life
Oct 8 2004 3:11PM
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rynmartn
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I just sit in the back corner with my open book in my lap


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Oct 8 2004 3:22PM
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saucerboy84
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how can you send shit over the calculator without the cable???
Oct 8 2004 3:24PM
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a girl in my spanish class wrote all the countries of south america and central america and their capitals on her leg under pants, and just pretended to scratch her leg and pull her pants up and look


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Oct 8 2004 3:27PM
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jcm8
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its too easy to cheat on vocab tests cause u already know EXACTLY whats on the test


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Oct 8 2004 3:28PM
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KingShit
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Punk man, thats genious, cant believe I never thought of that when I was in school...



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Oct 8 2004 3:35PM
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joey_fauth
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i just wear long socks, and write the answeres underneath the sock and sit cross legged, and your crossed leg is underneath the table, so the teacher can't see it, but you can.
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Oct 8 2004 4:25PM
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a friend of mine needed help with his Slovak and Literature final...
it's an oral exam and you get 15 minute preparation time before you deliver like a 15 minute speech ion the topic you pick (on a card so u don't know it till you're in the room)
he had a handsfree headset for his cel and he called me, had the little earplug speaker in his hand and leaned against it...I pretty much dictated the whole answer to him....he woulda failed haha




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Oct 8 2004 4:33PM
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1080ski
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the one with the stickies is awsome. i also put it on the calculator cover (where the peice of paper goes and just write shit on it). I need something good for spanish, i think i might just have to use the stickies!
Oct 8 2004 6:08PM
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freeze_pooter
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i know this guy who can write very very small and he could take a page of notes and put it on a piece of 1.5'x1' paper. he did it for all of his language classes and for chem, hed just palm it. hes also in the buisness of makin those for ya.
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Oct 8 2004 6:28PM
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jcm8
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haha how much does he charge?


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Oct 8 2004 6:57PM
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saucerboy84
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just study, its not worth cheating in college because you will get expelled and college actually matters...
Oct 8 2004 6:59PM
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soup
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man that one were you write it in the water bottle is a sweet idea.

-you can just look at your notes in your desk if you ahve one,
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Oct 8 2004 8:52PM
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CTD
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no, use coca cola or pepsi. just drink it as you need answers, and if the teacher checks, its black. i did it on friday in french, worked great. and print it out on paper. a stanard sheet of printer paper is the perfect width for 20 oz bottles. plus cokes bottles are easy to see through.





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Oct 8 2004 9:08PM
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scratch3
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uhh i stole my bio final last year and wrote all the ansers ona thick elastic band around my wrist, theyw ere all multiple choice.........got a 100

Oct 8 2004 11:14PM
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skifree919
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^haha i got a 97 on the bio final without cheating. I never cheat on tests. I mean you learn stuff for a reason, and you may as well try get what you can out of high school. I guess you could call me anti cheating, but thats just my style



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Oct 8 2004 11:24PM
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thejackamo
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print out a cheat sheet (like font size 2 or 3) and then make it into a little cover for your eraser. teachers think that's just the design of the cover.


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Oct 9 2004 1:52AM
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Lebbo
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*Write stuff on your ruler/inside of your pencilcase
*If you can take books/dictionary in then write stuff in that (have to be careful coz at Uni they have people check that stuff)
*Put cheat notes inside the front of a jumper and when you get stuck take it off real slowly and read your notes

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Oct 9 2004 7:55AM
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1080ski
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if you have shorts on you can also write shit on your leg (like half way between your hip and your knee) then pull up your shotrs when you need 'help'
Oct 9 2004 8:04AM
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Lebbo
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Fuck the teacher, that's a guaranteed A+

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Oct 9 2004 8:09AM
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..Phatpat..
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just write on the underside of a waterbottle logo facing you.. not the teacher and read it... i take latin and i do it every test.. works great
Oct 9 2004 8:43AM
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