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Next Level Condiment Game

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line686
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Check it out. No more struggling with condiment bottles.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419157_3395243717528_1162758382_33315600_1603951889_n.jpg

May 24 2012 2:35PM
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Get.Kronk
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
May 24 2012 2:36PM
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line686
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Haha no idea how that picture got there.

Heres the link: http://www.fastcoexist.com/1679878/mits-freaky-non-stick-coating-keeps-ketchup-flowing
May 24 2012 2:37PM
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theBearJew
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....?
May 24 2012 2:37PM
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line686
Posts: 406 - Karma: 205
Well at least the link mistake was a sweet picture.


CORRECT LINK: http://www.fastcoexist.com/1679878/mits-freaky-non-stick-coating-keeps-ketchup-flowing
May 24 2012 2:40PM
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gotti
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Because ketchup is a non-nutonian liquid, it acts as a solid when vibration is applied to, therefore hitting the bottom only shakes the ketchup and makes it actually stick to the bottle. They way to get the ketchup out is to tap the tip lightly which breaks the surface tension but does not solidify the ketchup. And thats how you get the ketchup of of the annoying type of bottles.


May 24 2012 2:44PM
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Mike-O
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End of an era.

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May 24 2012 2:45PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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May 24 2012 2:45PM
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line686
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Thanks OatMeal
May 24 2012 2:47PM
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theBearJew
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July 7th, 2023... New study shows that that chemical used to make condiments come out of the bottle easier gives you cancer. Sorry world. You are all going to die.

May 24 2012 2:47PM
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Malcolm
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I loled at the second video. Almost... FUCK

May 24 2012 2:48PM
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theBearJew
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December 16th, 2023... That thing we thought was cancer from the condiment bottles. It actually turns everyone into zombies... Good luck world. You are all going to die, fall down, then get back up and start eating each other.
May 24 2012 2:48PM
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gotti
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March 28, 2024 ... All the zombies are concentrated in New York city, but one man who is mysteriously immune to the zombie bites and lube has built up defenses around his residence as well as a stock up of food. Turns out that the lube made the zombies especially sensitive to light, so this man can only hunt during the day. He is trying to find a cure for the zombies using his own blood. He has recently made advances in the field, but the zombie population is growing ever greater. He is Legend.
May 24 2012 2:56PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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april 7, 2024
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May 24 2012 3:48PM
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stupendous-man
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good fucking movie.
May 24 2012 3:58PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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damn that's sexy
May 24 2012 4:00PM
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HorsecockTony
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decent movie, great book.
May 24 2012 6:00PM
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theWIZARD
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May 24 2012 6:06PM
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northeast
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some lucky nerd is going to be filthy rich in about five years.
May 24 2012 10:04PM
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Joebin
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Exactly what I thought.
May 24 2012 10:09PM
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Daoust
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i loved going to restaurants with the glass bottles. Then id go to pour it and id remember why id always leave restaurants hating the glass ketchup bottles.
May 24 2012 11:39PM
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deleted5
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O hey g4 Sara underwood
May 24 2012 11:42PM
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