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Docter NS. Help.....

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sniche
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Fever

Headache

Sore throat (Because I yacked so much)

In addition to all of that I worked out hardcore the other day and my whole body is sore.....


My GF would usually be here but she's far away at some goodbye party with her college friends




May 24 2012 12:04PM
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gotti
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definitely cancer
May 24 2012 12:06PM
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hot.pocket
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Drink a lot of water, and eat a jalapeño, clears all your shit up.
May 24 2012 12:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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sounds like a fever, headache and a sore throat.

do you work out at all? that might explain why your body is sore too.
May 24 2012 12:07PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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"Docter"

I mean really?
May 24 2012 12:08PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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Spell doctor right, trust me it helps.
May 24 2012 12:08PM
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sniche
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Yes I work out quite a bit, and two days ago i did everything (Bench, Squat, upper body, Abs) the whole 4 yards, and idk if you work out but your the most sore the second day after working out.
May 24 2012 12:12PM
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GrabsForFun
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Facepalm
May 24 2012 12:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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last time i tried to work out i shit my pants. haven't done it since.
May 24 2012 12:17PM
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BWM
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sounds like lupus
May 24 2012 12:17PM
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Hughes
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this.

But in all seriousness OP is retarded
May 24 2012 12:35PM
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PopsicleStand
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blood letting is your only solution, get the evil out
May 24 2012 1:03PM
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TimRiley
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I feel like using your common sense could help. I understand though, I'm married so I haven't thought for myself in years. Tylenol for fever / pains, gargle warm salt water for sore thoat, workout within your limitations.
May 24 2012 1:49PM
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deleted5
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Sounds like the beginning of the flu go get tested if its caught early they can give ly something or it
May 24 2012 1:51PM
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CliffyByro
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aids
May 24 2012 1:51PM
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Tapes
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It's probably the flu. Don't take any anti-biotics, they'll just make it worse.
May 24 2012 2:01PM
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KEVTRON
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shit on your dick
May 24 2012 2:04PM
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theBearJew
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Went to WebMD and they said its probably just the flu or a cold. But it could be cancer or a tumor.
May 24 2012 2:05PM
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yuck
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i perscribe you medical marijuana
May 24 2012 2:29PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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sounds like Lou Gehrig's to me
May 24 2012 5:13PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Dont listen to anyone here! wait for the real doctor to show up, he'll be with you any minute.
May 24 2012 5:16PM
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rossi900
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If the fever and sore throat doesn't resolve in 3-4ish days, see your physician. We have seen a lot of this since we are at the tail end of the flu season and some cases have also presented with sinusitis.  May need to go on anti-biotics if this is the case, but most likely its a cold sooo just buck up, drink some OJ and sleep.

I'm a PA student, not quite a doc but I dabble.
May 24 2012 5:25PM
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AWALLRUS.
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May 24 2012 5:40PM
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Rafiki
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manopause
May 24 2012 5:41PM
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sniche
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I forgot to mention I have a tooth abscess on one of my molars that I have left untreated for about 3 months. I'm starting to think the fever was triggered from that cuz my tooth is infected as shit.

Time to go blow $1,500 on a root canal....fuck I wish I had health insurance
May 24 2012 6:30PM
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EvanWalz
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if elected president i will provide health insurance for all
May 24 2012 6:57PM
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Cotter
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Must be Gay Aids, your going to have to chop it off
May 24 2012 6:58PM
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Olimar
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In all seriousness, if you are sexually active and have been having these symptoms for a while, get tested for HIV/AIDS. It causes flu like symptoms i.e. aching, fever, sore throat, etc.
May 24 2012 9:16PM
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Spinoza
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The Original Post sucks in so many ways. Notthreadworthyanyways
May 24 2012 9:23PM
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iSmokeweed
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dehydration.

drink water, and something spicy to clear you up.
May 24 2012 9:24PM
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NotGhood
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if you have done 2 or more marijuanas at the same time within the last 24 hours then it is definitely aids and you are going to die.

+vibes
May 24 2012 9:44PM
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Lansfield
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Where the hell is doctor ns?? He should have arrived by now.
May 24 2012 9:46PM
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deleted5
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I fin it funny because you seem not to be kidding.
May 24 2012 10:02PM
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Olimar
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im not kidding! im being 100 percent serious.
May 25 2012 7:01AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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you have 2 dayz left
May 25 2012 9:03AM
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sniche
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Fuck all you guys. You have horrible judgment.

My fever rose to 104.8 and I puked my brains out last night, like literally I thought I saw brain matter. Now I feel fine just a sore throat from all the puking. I think that it was the crunchwrap supreme I ate at taco bell from the night before.....

This thread is now about how I should sue taco bell for food poisoning
May 25 2012 9:23AM
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.Hugo.
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hahaha you're the one with horrible judgement. Maybe you should have went to the doctor like any other normal person would have
May 25 2012 9:33AM
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Malcolm
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They should just have "This food is poison" warnings on their shit
May 25 2012 9:42AM
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El.Guapo
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you have a highly deadly form of diptherium
May 25 2012 10:01AM
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Monsieur_Patate
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My thoughts exactly. I'm always looking out for those symptoms, since the drunk me skips the rubber part from time to time, but if 3 months after having unprotected sex I haven't shown any of those symptoms then I feel better.
May 25 2012 10:35AM
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Mormor_Olga
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You have ass cancer. That's cancer, in the ass.
May 25 2012 10:40AM
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AWALLRUS.
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says the kid who thinks nsg is the poison control hotline
May 25 2012 10:41AM
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asfdfads
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to me.. it sounds like.. instant, sudden death.
May 25 2012 12:20PM
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deleted5
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Then your really fucking stupid the chance of it being HIV for FLU like symptoms . First off HIV can take up to 6 months to kick in or even beco
May 25 2012 12:37PM
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.Hugo.
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your icon is relevant to this thread
May 25 2012 12:39PM
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deleted5
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Fuck moble or even be + it would not kick in, in about 2 days also the chances of a white heterosexual male under the age of 20 getting aids it very very low. It would be the flu a cold food poisoning before it would be HIV rule out the more likly first.
May 25 2012 12:40PM
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CluckaChuck
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sounds like you've been smoking a little to much of the devils lettuce. You might have a disease called referee madness.
May 25 2012 12:41PM
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PopsicleStand
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First of all..you have horrible judgement. Second, brain matter? Really? Third, I was on mobile last night at work and couldnt post but this is what I wanted to say.

Fever, sore throat, malaise with tooth abscess = go see the goddamn doctor.
May 25 2012 1:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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You are so fucking retarded it makes me physically ill.
May 25 2012 1:45PM
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deleted5
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Google the statistics you stupid fuck and you will see that's true. How at all was that a retarded thing to say.
May 25 2012 8:09PM
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2_fadez
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I think you are smart Robbie. You are my everything
May 25 2012 8:20PM
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