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blackmamba.
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Strained my groin, right. Put some of this on it...but a portion must have transferred onto my sack. HOLY FUCK!!!! My left testicle is on fire right now. Worst decision ever.
May 22 2012 11:43PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,345
only logical decision is to put it on your other nut to balance it out
May 22 2012 11:53PM
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Yeezy
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simple calculas
May 22 2012 11:54PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
Don't forget to put chemikals up your bum, that will also help with the pain
May 22 2012 11:54PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Slap some icy-hot or biofreeze on there. It'll buff out...
May 23 2012 12:11AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Seriously put aloe vera on your balls. EVERYBODY PUT ALOE VERA ON YOUR BALLS, IT'S LIKE COOL KISSES OF AN ARCTIC ANGEL.
May 23 2012 12:23AM
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whoa-dere
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i always read it as "rub ass"
May 23 2012 1:17AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
LOLL

I just got out of shower, put some on my knee then try to get some water out of my ears and it burns soo hard... like inside the ear now. I feel your balls man.
May 23 2012 1:29AM
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miroz
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This thread just went there.
May 23 2012 1:46AM
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DIX~
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Did this when I was like 12 except on purpose

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May 23 2012 2:25AM
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Ribss.
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Not so simple english?
May 23 2012 2:49AM
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Davy.Crockett
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sounds chill. what about vicks vaporub? is that too much?
May 23 2012 2:57AM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
I've had my fair share of blue balls, but this was completely different...it felt like my testicle was melting or something. Even after taking a cool face cloth to him, shit burnt internally for at least another 20mins.
May 23 2012 9:59AM
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Poems
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I work at my family's spa and we use bio freeze for some massages and I had some on my hands then fapped. Let's just say I felt like I was getting head from Satan It wasn't even that much either. Should have washed my hands
May 23 2012 10:22AM
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84891jnf92048
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I like to think that the misspelling was intentional, as it certainly added to the hilarity of the post.
May 23 2012 10:40AM
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Ribss.
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Your cutting him way too much slack.
May 26 2012 4:54AM
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LIL-WAT
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he is being rather lenient.
May 26 2012 5:49AM
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84891jnf92048
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oh most definitely, but it's funny that way.
May 26 2012 6:39AM
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west-coast
Posts: 985 - Karma: 204
whatever you do, dont get in the shower with that shit. the hot water makes it burn 5 million times worse
May 26 2012 12:57PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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yup.  If you want to know what it feels like to get blue balled, it's really simple.  Just have someone kick you in the balls incredibly hard, thats what it feels like.

May 26 2012 12:59PM
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west-coast
Posts: 985 - Karma: 204
thats not true at all..they are completely separate feelings. Ball shots are straight stomach, blue balls are like legit pain in the family jewels
May 26 2012 1:17PM
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Ribss.
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Your rebuttle has been accepted sir. Dually noted.
May 28 2012 11:31PM
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Zimmerman
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get a bitch to take care of it
May 28 2012 11:36PM
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Yeezy
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proper spelling takes the transcendence out of life man
May 29 2012 12:15AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Rebuttal and duly are the correct spellings of 'rebuttle' and 'Dually'.
May 29 2012 12:18AM
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Ribss.
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WELL SHIT, my bad dude.
May 29 2012 12:26AM
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*TURBONERD*
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It's fine, your icon makes up for it.
May 29 2012 3:41PM
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Lolocaust.
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May 29 2012 3:49PM
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