Replying to shorter ski season expected

the rockies and coastal mountains throughout the us and canada have had abnormally warm ground temperatures this fall according to enviroment canada and the us weather network. they have forecasted that snow will accumulate on the mountains until mid to late january and we can expect only a few onths of ski season. with eruptions scheduled for many major valconos in the spring we can expect a crazy weather system to move in during july have mass snowfalls by august because of a large ash cloud which will cool western northamerica to a chilly -60 degrees celcius. snow will the pile up and glaciers will commence there assault on every major city in western north america. the military has already been alerted and strategic missions to stop all possiible erruptions have already commenced. this all comes straight form the mouths of bush, cheeny and powell who have never lied ever. seriously!
WHERE ARE YOU HOIET