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What makes a milf a milf?

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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
One of my female friends told me my mom was a milf today...
But shes really not.
What guidelines does one use to define a milf?
May 22 2012 5:08PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
If you'd like to fuck her or not.

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May 22 2012 5:09PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
bahahaha. well I should hope your mom isn't one you'd like to fuck.
May 22 2012 5:09PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
well to start, pics of mom and any possible females in your immediate family are required for thread to continue.
May 22 2012 5:09PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Mother I'd like to fuck... That is the guide line. The guideline is in the title itself there is nothing more to it than a Mom that a person would like to fuck.

You bother me with your horrible threads.
May 22 2012 5:10PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
busty breasts, and wears red lipstick often
May 22 2012 5:11PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
pretty self explanatory
May 22 2012 5:11PM
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Jane6
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May 22 2012 5:14PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
"Mother I'd like to fuck" is relative to the individual just like all definitions of attractiveness
May 22 2012 5:14PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
c-c-c-c-boner jammmmm
May 22 2012 5:21PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
I can confirm.
May 22 2012 5:27PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
It's such a in depth question. Let me do a little research and get back to you.
May 22 2012 5:47PM
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Lansfield
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May 22 2012 5:59PM
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midget.
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May 22 2012 5:59PM
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Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
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May 22 2012 6:19PM
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TheClap.
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May 22 2012 6:19PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Big ol' front dongs makes a milf a milf. Brown paper sacks exist for a reason.
May 22 2012 6:24PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
i dont want a woman to have a dong...
May 22 2012 6:31PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
you can't make this thread without posting pics of your mom, stupid.
May 22 2012 6:33PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
This.
May 22 2012 6:33PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
FRONT dongS homie, front dongs.
May 22 2012 6:35PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
your definition of the word dong is wrong, either that or you like women with multiple penis'.
May 22 2012 6:40PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
boom there we go.

also op needs to stop being such a retard and retire.
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like, fuck.
May 22 2012 6:45PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
I lost haha
May 22 2012 6:45PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Nah, im just on a whole nother level of lingo. Front. Dongs.
May 22 2012 6:47PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
I'm going to go ahead and google "women with dongs". I will blame you for most likely being scarred for life, #yolo
May 22 2012 6:50PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
Wait just a minute, I realixed you said one of you "female friends," pics of her will also be needed.
May 22 2012 6:51PM
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zahava
Posts: 7791 - Karma: 12,039
I feel like this is appropriate.

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May 22 2012 7:04PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Careful, don't hurt his feelings or he will probably send you angry PMs.
May 22 2012 7:08PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Yeap, i allways take a minute out to judge aerola size before i decide to jam it in.
May 22 2012 7:12PM
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FLBP
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May 22 2012 7:24PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I say front dongs, and you say "women with dongs". Your just looking for excuses to look at chicks with dicks without being called a weirdo.
May 22 2012 7:28PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
hahahahahaha
May 22 2012 7:37PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
for starters they need to be a mom, after that they just need to be bone worthy....pics of your mom?
May 22 2012 7:38PM
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El_Barto.
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by far my favorite
May 22 2012 7:44PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I'd hit it.....


























.....WITH A BASEBALL BAT
May 22 2012 7:47PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
alrighty then, "women with front dongs" it is. Well if being attracted to chicks with weiners is wrong, I dont want to be right.
May 22 2012 7:47PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
:O
May 22 2012 7:54PM
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Amadeus.
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May 22 2012 7:54PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
BUSTY MILFS
May 22 2012 7:59PM
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AWALLRUS.
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May 22 2012 8:01PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Only you because you tried to start a fight with me.
May 22 2012 8:12PM
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DyeExplode
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+K
May 22 2012 8:38PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
BM MOTHER FUCKERS!
May 22 2012 8:45PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
yeaya
May 22 2012 8:46PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
lol you like men
May 22 2012 9:45PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Is she a porn star? Please say yes.
May 22 2012 9:49PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
2 pages and OP still hasn't posted pics of his mom... Is this a joke?
May 22 2012 9:53PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
Is your mom, please say yes... Easier to find pics that way since you won't post
May 22 2012 9:55PM
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