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Post-Shower Shit.

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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
this is my third post-shower shit since last thursday. i have been trying make sure that i get all the shit out before the shower, but it still doesnt seem to work!

in case you dont know what a post-shower shit is, it is a shit that need to take shortly after getting out of the shower.

any words of wisdom on ending this curse? its the worse feeling in the world (FACT) and its been killing me.
May 22 2012 1:30PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
i too need to figure this shit out. its soo uncomfortable
May 22 2012 1:33PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
just shit mid shower?
May 22 2012 1:34PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Biggest pet peeve ever.
May 22 2012 1:35PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
as in get out of the shower and shit, then get back in.
May 22 2012 1:35PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
only a problem for me if I drink coffee in the AM. will take a shower, drink some coffee, need to shit again within seconds
May 22 2012 1:35PM
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crazysincethe80s
Posts: 257 - Karma: 20
Shunews all up in my vision
May 22 2012 1:36PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Meh, it just slips out, don't even need to wipe.
May 22 2012 1:36PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i don't have this problem at all ...

is this like a common thing ?
May 22 2012 1:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
that's just weird yo. maybe you should try sitting on the can for like 5 minutes until you're sure you're empty.
May 22 2012 1:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,522
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May 22 2012 2:04PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
This.
May 22 2012 2:37PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
wut
May 22 2012 2:39PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
hahaha well played
May 22 2012 2:43PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
what the fuck
May 22 2012 3:09PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
either spend an hour trying to vacate your bowels beforehand or just hold it in until it doesn't matter anymore
May 22 2012 3:09PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
No, Just build a toilet in your shower so you can shit while you shower.
May 22 2012 3:09PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
its all mental, all mental
May 22 2012 3:14PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
and like sometimes i dont even have to shit going into the shower, but the second i pull the curtains to get out of the shower, im like "i gotta take a shit!"
May 22 2012 3:19PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Stomp it down the drain.
May 22 2012 3:22PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,158
+K
May 22 2012 3:24PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
ahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
May 22 2012 3:25PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
I'm glad you cleared that up haha.
May 22 2012 3:26PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Bidet or baby wipes problem solved
May 22 2012 5:49PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
do you ever just not wipe if you know youre about to take a shower right after?
May 22 2012 5:51PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
drop a duece before you get in the shower?
May 22 2012 5:56PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
no
i don't want fecal matter dribbling down my legs
May 22 2012 5:57PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
shlowers
May 22 2012 6:00PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24
oh man i remember this story ahahaha +k
May 22 2012 6:00PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
the worst. thankfully usually doesn't happen to me.
May 22 2012 6:24PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
What are you talking about? I used to have this same problem, but then I decided to start plopping out my chocolate loaves in the middle of my floor.
May 22 2012 6:34PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Man i hate those trick your body into thinking your about to shower then go in a little bit then you'll feel the shit coming on wait for a bit and then run a poop and go back to having a nice shower and your balls wont smell like shit.
May 22 2012 7:01PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
ahahaha oh god, i wish i could give you even more karma for this
May 22 2012 7:10PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Why not?
May 22 2012 7:18PM
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schusson
Posts: 442 - Karma: 588
lost so fucking hard
May 22 2012 7:23PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
scrolling through this thread is just a bunch of pics of boners and shit due to over-quoting.
i dont mind though
May 22 2012 7:27PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
It goes shit THEN shower, NEVER the other way around/
May 22 2012 8:14PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,522
somebody needs to make a tshirt
May 22 2012 8:17PM
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Spinoza
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May 22 2012 8:29PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Awee yeah!
May 22 2012 8:39PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Oh. My. God. That is the single greatest creation I have ever seen. Love the Jiberish logo ahahahaha
May 22 2012 8:42PM
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