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Ways of Cheating on Exams

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TallTeeNation
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ok well im looking for some new and genius ways for cheating on exams last year i used the back of the calculator and water bottle ones for History, and then putting the equations for math on my legs under my shorts.....post all your ideas this should be interesting!
May 21 2012 7:08PM
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TheDers
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i like to open up my book and study...just look at the kid next to you or in front of you its not that hard
May 21 2012 7:09PM
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edai
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^Better yet, call your teacher a pussy and take a piss on the wall. You'll get kicked out and you'll never have to take the exam at all!
May 21 2012 7:10PM
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turducken
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Studying? Please elaborate on this word I have never heard of?
May 21 2012 7:11PM
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abathinggrape
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engrave your answers into your Cornea
May 21 2012 7:11PM
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JWeinstock
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write abbreviations for stuff on the palm side of your fingers
May 21 2012 7:11PM
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TheDers
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i think studying is an old wooden ship used during the civil war but i could be wrong
May 21 2012 7:12PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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May 21 2012 7:12PM
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PopsicleStand
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just study dude. im sure you are not stupid so the studying might end up being easier and less stress then all your exotic cheating strategies. the only easy and fool proof method I can remember is putting formulas in a graphing calc, but even then you will still need to know how to use them, and if you ever take any more advanced schooling its gonna bite you in the ass because you will NEED to know stuff.
May 21 2012 7:12PM
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Anathema
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input a bunch of information into a spell checker. i used to do that all the time in high school. OH ITS JUST MY ELECTRONIC SPELL CHECKER. meanwhile its actually a little computer thing that can save paragraphs of writing n shit too..
May 21 2012 7:13PM
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Yardie
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I will give you two clues...you must put them to use


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May 21 2012 7:14PM
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TallTeeNation
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ok.....if these suggestions dont get any better i might uhh might have to study...
May 21 2012 7:25PM
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bjobe
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I heard if you put chap stick on the scantron sheets over where you bubble in, the machine that checks it marks it right. I dont know if its true or not.
May 21 2012 7:28PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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record the answers and listen to your ipod
May 21 2012 7:29PM
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TallTeeNation
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i would love to know if this works, but my teacher might be concerned that a substance that could possibly be portraded as lube on my scantron..
May 21 2012 7:29PM
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Cufe.
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tattoo all the answers to your dick. then just whip it out in the exam and the prof wont even know what to do.
May 21 2012 7:32PM
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TallTeeNation
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thank you, someone who actually makes me feel like my school doesnt deprive me of my electronic rights
May 21 2012 7:33PM
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BootySpunk.
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Exact same thing I was going to say.

It is way easier to study than to try and cheat. Unless you are taking tests on computers..than it is easy as fuck to cheat.
May 21 2012 7:34PM
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TallTeeNation
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ok thats not a way how to cheat
May 21 2012 8:07PM
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LiquorLanch
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honestly study, its not too hard and once you're into it you won't notice and on the exam you wont be freaking out about being caught
May 21 2012 9:11PM
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Davy.Crockett
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write the answers on your nuts
May 21 2012 9:13PM
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theabortionator
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Burn every book in the library and boof the ashes. You'll instantly become a genius
May 21 2012 9:13PM
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penguin_steeze
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If your aloud to use a grafing calcewlater, then just write all the equations you need to know it. I do it all the time
May 21 2012 9:14PM
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JzD.
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Write it on paper and take it out during the test, be a badass
May 21 2012 9:22PM
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zapadelic
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I heard that crayon on scantron sheets will always be marked corect but would be pretty noticable when handing in.

May 21 2012 9:27PM
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TallTeeNation
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so far its the most logical idea
May 21 2012 9:32PM
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jibjunkie
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if it is a memorization type class/exam then just memorize the hardest few questions then go to the bathroom and look em up on your phone
May 21 2012 9:37PM
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Ski_Alot
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study or look at the person next to you
May 21 2012 9:38PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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kill the teacher. No teacher, no test. Pure logic.
May 21 2012 9:40PM
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brotherdad
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genius at it's finest
May 21 2012 9:41PM
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Flacko
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write upside down on your chest and act like your smelling for bo
May 21 2012 10:26PM
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Troy.
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Just put equations on your phone wallpaper, or google.

If teacher asks what you're doing, say "Just looking at the time to pace myself. I can't read analog clocks very well"
May 21 2012 11:09PM
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rareison
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use a recording app (if availalbe) and record all the answers, then listen to it in class. will only for for some subjects though.
May 21 2012 11:12PM
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cool_name
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just don't show up. if confronted by the teacher later tell you were sure he told you they were optional.....fool proof
May 21 2012 11:43PM
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james6345789
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1. write all of the answers on your dick.
2. whip out your dick.
3.when the proctor questions you, say, "no man, it's cool, i'm just fapping."
4.????????
5. profit
May 21 2012 11:59PM
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JIBpsy^^
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we are considering for the speaking final in french right out a script then thread a headphone around your neck into your hairline and into your ear then having someone on the phone read you your script.
May 22 2012 12:03AM
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Ali.
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is this for your actual exams or just a class test? If it's for your proper exams i wouldn't do it. Just revise instead. At my school if we get caught cheating in a exam we fail that exam and we also fail ALL the others, so if i cheat i french and get caught, i'll lose my marks for maths as well etc. although thats just my school.
May 22 2012 7:18AM
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pmsnow
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You can write notes in it. You can also write programs to answer what you need. There are tons of forums that have programs already writen. Like for my thermodynamics class, there is a thermodynamic program that has all of the equations I need and all I have to do is put in what I know and it will answer for what I don't know. We are allowed to use them though. Your school might have different rules.
May 22 2012 9:14AM
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Bread_Fish
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So who wants to test that one out?
May 22 2012 9:54AM
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act.resist
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May 22 2012 10:15AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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well, you could do the water bottle thing, or the calculator and spell checker shit, but if your going for a low budget, easy way to cheat i've got the perfect one. this works best for math tests. you wear extra thick banded underwear, and tape the formulas to the inside of the band. i do it all he time. teachers dont have the balls to go search your underwear. as long as it's not visible from the inside, you wil never get caught. at worst, they'll check your pant's waist, but they won't check your boxers.
May 22 2012 10:36AM
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DubV134
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after years of tweaking and practice my friends and I developed a decent communication method dubbed "the tappacough". requires at least two people, works better with more.  not necessarily full proof but its decent. only works with multiple choice exams. 
when you come across a question you do not know the answer for let out a fake cough - the indicator.  follow up with tapping your pencil on the desk a number of times corresponding to the question number you are stuck on.  then hopefully one of your friends will provide the answer for you with a reply of pencil taps on their desk.  A = 1 tap, B 2, ... etc.
May 22 2012 10:37AM
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alvy.
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I'm not about to pound on the desk 75 times if I need the answer to Question 75
May 22 2012 11:29AM
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manzear
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A friend of mine put some cheat sheets inside bic pens. She had a few of these pens with notes on the inside and you read them as you rolled the pen. She typed it out small so you could read it. It worked really well, and had a lot of notes within a couple pens.
May 22 2012 11:36AM
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JzD.
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Quite clever
May 22 2012 11:49AM
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FLBP
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I heard if you put a mattress in a pool you can use a crane to get it out.
May 22 2012 11:55AM
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spliff.Life
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i have only cheated on 100/200 level exams with like 90% vocab, because thats the only thing i feel like i might save a lot more time cheating then memorizing 100 vocab words 4 times a semester only to forget them and never use them again (not even in the class the next week).

it can be done with pants or shorts, but shorts are much easier to read imo. make a small cheat sheet, tape it carefull to your thigh on the inside so you can put one leg on the other and its flat in front of your face, roll up shorts exposing answers when needed. also they must be organized in a way that you can look straight at what you need, skimming over them is where youll find yourself in trouble, and scoot into to desk as far as possible.

another way in huge lecture classes is simply to make a cheat sheet 8x10 and put it under the exam when you first get it, and flip through the pages holding it as though it were stapled to the rest


but studying is really much easier and better, and makes you actually smarter, cheating is only cheating yourself out of knowledge, even if it is to be forgotten
May 22 2012 11:55AM
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CassiusClay
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Study? You might actually need the knowledge in your life unless burger chef at Mc. Dicks is your calling.

Or, take classes with a friend. Both study a decent amount. If you run into a question you have no clue what the answer is, tap with your foot the question number (be sure they're sitting next to you). Question #63 would be six taps with a short pause followed by 3 taps. Your friend then responds with A=1 tap, B=2 taps, C=3 taps, D=4 taps, E=5 taps or silence.
May 22 2012 12:24PM
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DubV134
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you're so fuckin dumb you deserve to fail.  try to use your brain a bit and you could solve that problem - shoe taps on the floor signify multiples of ten
May 22 2012 3:45PM
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easiestEC
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came here to post that. you beat me too the punch sir.
May 22 2012 3:51PM
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iFlip
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I would like to take this opportunity to make the first post on the second page wishing you the worst. I sincerely hope you get caught cheating, go before a board, and get expelled from school. I mean no disrespect to the armed forces (I support them fully!), but I would like to see you as a front line infantry soldier. Good luck cheating your way through basic training and then through combat. Maybe you'll find a way to cheat your way out of stepping on a landmine.

Cheating is not a personal thing. You are cheating every student in the class, in the program, and at the school. By cheating your way to good grades you are taking opportunities for scholarships, awards, graduate school admissions, and more away from students who truly deserve them. If your professor curves grades, then you are directly screwing the other students.

I worked hard in school, studied, did research outside of class to better myself, and excelled. Seeing people cheat angers me immensely. You are scum for even considering it, and it is time you understood this.

May 22 2012 3:52PM
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